How did Han Solo make the Kessel run in 12 parsecs?

John F. Kerry · 11-23-2011, 02:30 PM

Surprisingly enough, there are dissertations written on the subject

How Did Han Solo Make the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs - Star Wars FAQ - Kessel Run in Under 12 Parsecs

Waves · 11-23-2011, 02:39 PM

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deadhead94 · 11-23-2011, 02:39 PM

lol, nerds.

The Rev · 11-23-2011, 03:51 PM

I just figured that he was talking out his ass. Solo, while daring, came off as kind of a dipshit as well. More mouth than brains, you know.

The Rev

~1~ · 11-23-2011, 04:00 PM

A parsec is a unit of distance not a unit of time, the stunning part of the feat was that by navigating a field of black holes Han was able to shorten the distance from 18 parsecs to only 12 parsecs but the more important question is....

Have any of you nerds actually ever seen a vagina?

deadhead94 · 11-23-2011, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ~1~

A parsec is a unit of distance not a unit of time, the stunning part of the feat was that by navigating a field of black holes Han was able to shorten the distance from 18 parsecs to only 12 parsecs but the more important question is....

Have any of you nerds actually ever seen a vagina?

Yes. But, to the question at hand, being able to cut the distance by navigating around the black holes tells more about the ship's agility than its speed.

HTAM · 11-23-2011, 04:21 PM

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Yes. But, to the question at hand, being able to cut the distance by navigating around the black holes tells more about the ship's agility than its speed.

No.

It's the skills of the pilot.

Putting you in an F1 Car would prove disastrous without the proper skill.

deadhead94 · 11-23-2011, 04:21 PM

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No.

It's the skills of the pilot.

Putting you in an F1 Car would prove disastrous without the proper skill.

Try winning a race in a regular car. I don't care if you're Michael Schumacher. It isn't going to happen.

Agility is just as important.

HTAM · 11-23-2011, 04:38 PM

Thank you for supporting my statement.

Without the skills of the pilot/driver the capability of the machine will never be realized.

Skywalker-"10,000? We could almost buy our own own ship for that!"

Solo-"Oh yea, and who's gonna fly it kid! You?"

Terry · 11-23-2011, 05:27 PM

Dude, it's Han Solo.

The Rev · 11-23-2011, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~1~

A parsec is a unit of distance not a unit of time, the stunning part of the feat was that by navigating a field of black holes Han was able to shorten the distance from 18 parsecs to only 12 parsecs but the more important question is....

Have any of you nerds actually ever seen a vagina?

Black holes, pink holes, even brown holes. I can navigate that shit.

The Rev

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HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	Thank you for supporting my statement. Without the skills of the pilot/driver the capability of the machine will never be realized. Skywalker-"10,000? We could almost buy our own own ship for that!" Solo-"Oh yea, and who's gonna fly it kid! You?" Last edited by HTAM; 11-23-2011 at 04:44 PM.

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