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OMG i feel as though my heart and penis could both explode 5 17.24%
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Old 11-27-2011, 02:35 PM   #21 (permalink)
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try not to facebook creep too hard there notepad lol



Ok. I might have just been a little crazed last night to make this thread, but ill keep it going. lol


Merc-
What were my tactics you ask? wellll ive actually been trying this new one. 100% honesty. Like OVER honesty. Say everything im thinking and how im feeling type shit.

It is working amazingly.


Nun-
She got that all the first day we hung out believe it or not lolol





So this girl is 4'9 and 80 lbs lolo.
That being said, she is also the hottest thing to ever grace this earth.

Ive waited my entire life for a girl with a body like this, especially such a perfect vagina. All i can think about is eating it more, it is making chemistry impossible.

Also, for some reason i tend to attract these girls that are like 90% lesbian lol. Her not being used to a guy + her being so small has me feeling all MANLY n shit.


and to top it all off, she seems extremely cool. like i could REALLY get along with her well.
idk we'll find out.
pics later possibly
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Old 11-27-2011, 02:40 PM   #22 (permalink)
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im not buying it. that or shes 11 years old
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Old 11-27-2011, 02:44 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 11-27-2011, 02:46 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 11-27-2011, 02:48 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 11-27-2011, 02:57 PM   #26 (permalink)
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What an odd thread.
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Old 11-27-2011, 03:20 PM   #27 (permalink)
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So this girl is 4'9 and 80 lbs lolo.
That being said, she is also the hottest thing to ever grace this earth.


and once again you need to srsly calm down. your over here blowing your loads over memories of a girl, she's probably telling her friends she slept with an ok dude who wouldn't stfu about h2o.

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☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★ we JACKED, you mad?☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★

I lash out because no one seems to be honest except for geeno and snowmayne.
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Old 11-27-2011, 03:50 PM   #28 (permalink)
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where are the pics ??
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Old 11-27-2011, 03:57 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I propose a 2 week ban if fender does not come up with pics in the next 24 hours.
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Old 11-27-2011, 04:55 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 11-27-2011, 05:23 PM   #31 (permalink)
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1. geeno i just noticed you avatar is Samurai champloo. Very legit.

2. Ima hang out with her tonight again, gotta give me more than like 12 hours to work the pics thing geez. be patient niggas. I got all this chem to do..

3. Scatter- She is so perfectly proportional it is nuts. Just a lil person lol. Also im only 5'7.

4. SOMEHOW i actually think this girl likes me as much as i like her, which is absurd b/c she is a freaking goddess and me a mere mortal.
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Old 11-27-2011, 05:31 PM   #32 (permalink)
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So.... that girl put out pretty fast, eh?


How did you meet her?
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Old 11-27-2011, 05:36 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I predict another dent in fender's bender but EOM.

The last words Fender hears will be "You ain't tall enough.









































When you lay on your back."



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Old 11-27-2011, 05:51 PM   #35 (permalink)
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if i may say, pump your brakes dude. its cool to be excited, but dont go to the mere mortal vs goddess nonsense. i think most 19yo girls will enjoy it for a time and then head out with the next dude he seems like he doesnt give a fuck.

if she likes you, she likes you. you still have to have confidence in yourself

friendly advice, seriously. if shes as much a catch as you say, i think you might want her to stick around a while.
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Old 11-27-2011, 05:58 PM   #36 (permalink)
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and i just slept with her for the first time tonight.

Not only is she a complete goddess in looks, but BY FAR the best in bed ive ever experienced.



i mean like shiiiiiit yahooka. I know it is lame to make threads about getting laid but fuckkkkkkkkkk.


This girl is literally the most beautiful thing my eyes have ever seen. I needed to make a thread just so i can check if it is still here tomorrow to confirm if im dreaming or not...

the sex was so good it was almost alien like. GOD
i must be dreaming.
Am I dreaming ?


idk we'll see tomorrow.


btw im gonna ask her tomorrow if i can show you guys her pic lol. She will probably say yes cause she is cool like that.


Edit: and just to up the interesting level a bit.... this girl is legally a midget. 4'9 giggady
Have you ever gotten laid before?
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Old 11-27-2011, 05:59 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 11-27-2011, 06:00 PM   #38 (permalink)
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For real, Fender, watch the peaks and troughs.

You're on a peak right now, and that's Kool and the Gang, Man!

Remember though, when it comes to slammin' yo face on the ground, gravity has nothing on crush being rejected.
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Old 11-27-2011, 06:08 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I just wanna go on the record and say I hope this works out very well for you Fender
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Old 11-27-2011, 06:17 PM   #40 (permalink)
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