The Most Beautiful girl i have ever seen. - Page 2

fenderbender · 11-27-2011, 02:35 PM

try not to facebook creep too hard there notepad lol

Ok. I might have just been a little crazed last night to make this thread, but ill keep it going. lol

Merc-
What were my tactics you ask? wellll ive actually been trying this new one. 100% honesty. Like OVER honesty. Say everything im thinking and how im feeling type shit.

It is working amazingly.

Nun-
She got that all the first day we hung out believe it or not lolol

So this girl is 4'9 and 80 lbs lolo.
That being said, she is also the hottest thing to ever grace this earth.

Ive waited my entire life for a girl with a body like this, especially such a perfect vagina. All i can think about is eating it more, it is making chemistry impossible.

Also, for some reason i tend to attract these girls that are like 90% lesbian lol. Her not being used to a guy + her being so small has me feeling all MANLY n shit.

and to top it all off, she seems extremely cool. like i could REALLY get along with her well.
idk we'll find out.
pics later possibly

Mafoo · 11-27-2011, 02:40 PM

im not buying it. that or shes 11 years old

fenderbender · 11-27-2011, 02:44 PM

19

omnomnomnom

Man in Black · 11-27-2011, 02:46 PM

cool story bro

fenderbender · 11-27-2011, 02:48 PM

i know rite?

Lloydy · 11-27-2011, 02:57 PM

What an odd thread.

Snowmayne · 11-27-2011, 03:20 PM

Quote:

So this girl is 4'9 and 80 lbs lolo.
That being said, she is also the hottest thing to ever grace this earth.

and once again you need to srsly calm down. your over here blowing your loads over memories of a girl, she's probably telling her friends she slept with an ok dude who wouldn't stfu about h2o.

clive · 11-27-2011, 03:50 PM

where are the pics ??

Geeno · 11-27-2011, 03:57 PM

I propose a 2 week ban if fender does not come up with pics in the next 24 hours.

Jester4yall · 11-27-2011, 04:55 PM

I'll sign that petition

fenderbender · 11-27-2011, 05:23 PM

1. geeno i just noticed you avatar is Samurai champloo. Very legit.

2. Ima hang out with her tonight again, gotta give me more than like 12 hours to work the pics thing geez. be patient niggas. I got all this chem to do..

3. Scatter- She is so perfectly proportional it is nuts. Just a lil person lol. Also im only 5'7.

4. SOMEHOW i actually think this girl likes me as much as i like her, which is absurd b/c she is a freaking goddess and me a mere mortal.

Geeno · 11-27-2011, 05:31 PM

The clock is ticking.

Mercury · 11-27-2011, 05:35 PM

So.... that girl put out pretty fast, eh?

How did you meet her?

SayMyName · 11-27-2011, 05:36 PM

I predict another dent in fender's bender but EOM.

The last words Fender hears will be "You ain't tall enough.

When you lay on your back."

Mafoo · 11-27-2011, 05:51 PM

if i may say, pump your brakes dude. its cool to be excited, but dont go to the mere mortal vs goddess nonsense. i think most 19yo girls will enjoy it for a time and then head out with the next dude he seems like he doesnt give a fuck.

if she likes you, she likes you. you still have to have confidence in yourself

friendly advice, seriously. if shes as much a catch as you say, i think you might want her to stick around a while.

wellfleation · 11-27-2011, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fenderbender

and i just slept with her for the first time tonight.

Not only is she a complete goddess in looks, but BY FAR the best in bed ive ever experienced.

i mean like shiiiiiit yahooka. I know it is lame to make threads about getting laid but fuckkkkkkkkkk.

This girl is literally the most beautiful thing my eyes have ever seen. I needed to make a thread just so i can check if it is still here tomorrow to confirm if im dreaming or not...

the sex was so good it was almost alien like. GOD
i must be dreaming.
Am I dreaming ?

idk we'll see tomorrow.

btw im gonna ask her tomorrow if i can show you guys her pic lol. She will probably say yes cause she is cool like that.

Edit: and just to up the interesting level a bit.... this girl is legally a midget. 4'9 giggady

Have you ever gotten laid before?

Learning247 · 11-27-2011, 05:59 PM

PICS!?!?!

SayMyName · 11-27-2011, 06:00 PM

For real, Fender, watch the peaks and troughs.

You're on a peak right now, and that's Kool and the Gang, Man!

Remember though, when it comes to slammin' yo face on the ground, gravity has nothing on crush being rejected.

Jester4yall · 11-27-2011, 06:08 PM

I just wanna go on the record and say I hope this works out very well for you Fender

deadhead94 · 11-27-2011, 06:17 PM

tits or gtfo

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11-27-2011, 02:40 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 8,635 Thanks: 3,504 Thanked 2,615 Times in 1,664 Posts	im not buying it. that or shes 11 years old __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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Man in Black willie d Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 6,806 Thanks: 4,216 Thanked 1,709 Times in 1,077 Posts	cool story bro __________________ "Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him"-Sun Tzu

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 15,439 Thanks: 685 Thanked 3,054 Times in 1,416 Posts	What an odd thread. __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

11-27-2011, 05:51 PM	#35 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 8,635 Thanks: 3,504 Thanked 2,615 Times in 1,664 Posts	if i may say, pump your brakes dude. its cool to be excited, but dont go to the mere mortal vs goddess nonsense. i think most 19yo girls will enjoy it for a time and then head out with the next dude he seems like he doesnt give a fuck. if she likes you, she likes you. you still have to have confidence in yourself friendly advice, seriously. if shes as much a catch as you say, i think you might want her to stick around a while. __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

11-27-2011, 04:55 PM	#30 (permalink)
Jester4yall Present Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 6,179 Thanks: 5,088 Thanked 2,670 Times in 1,826 Posts	I'll sign that petition

11-27-2011, 05:36 PM	#34 (permalink)
SayMyName Whachu tawkin' bout Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,724 Thanks: 2,735 Thanked 2,479 Times in 1,375 Posts	I predict another dent in fender's bender but EOM. The last words Fender hears will be "You ain't tall enough. When you lay on your back."

11-27-2011, 05:59 PM	#37 (permalink)
Learning247 YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 361 Thanks: 112 Thanked 169 Times in 96 Posts	PICS!?!?!

11-27-2011, 06:00 PM	#38 (permalink)
SayMyName Whachu tawkin' bout Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,724 Thanks: 2,735 Thanked 2,479 Times in 1,375 Posts	For real, Fender, watch the peaks and troughs. You're on a peak right now, and that's Kool and the Gang, Man! Remember though, when it comes to slammin' yo face on the ground, gravity has nothing on crush being rejected.

11-27-2011, 06:08 PM	#39 (permalink)
Jester4yall Present Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 6,179 Thanks: 5,088 Thanked 2,670 Times in 1,826 Posts	I just wanna go on the record and say I hope this works out very well for you Fender

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