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OMG i feel as though my heart and penis could both explode 5 17.24%
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Old 11-28-2011, 04:35 PM   #81 (permalink)
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you guys should come sit on a beach in socal for 5 mins.
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Old 11-28-2011, 04:45 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Fender I just don't want to see you get carried away with this and piss yourself off because you think you did something to make that girl r-u-n-o-f-t
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Old 11-28-2011, 04:45 PM   #83 (permalink)
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It depends on the beach, man. I spent a whole summer at Huntington Beach recently where I saw like 2 hotties, and the rest were tourist fatties and assorted homunculi.



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Old 11-28-2011, 04:46 PM   #84 (permalink)
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This type of platinum blonde is found 10 fold in any town...Props on nailing it before it blimped up and started working at target..
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Old 11-28-2011, 04:54 PM   #85 (permalink)
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It depends on the beach, man. I spent a whole summer at Huntington Beach recently where I saw like 2 hotties, and the rest were tourist fatties and assorted homunculi.



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try crescent bay in laguna beach. rich and hot as far as the eye can boner. i mean see
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Old 11-28-2011, 05:09 PM   #86 (permalink)
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you guys should come sit on a beach in socal for 5 mins.
or east coast. next summer. coney isalnd. oh ma gad, ass ass ass.
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Old 11-28-2011, 05:29 PM   #87 (permalink)
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listen im no fucking enrique alright. i have obviously not been layed in too long, but thats not the fucking point!!!!!

when you talk big game shit, when you talk "most beautiful girl" shit, you better have a fucking beautiful ass girl to back that shit up with.

this is average ass shit. and i wasnt the first one to say it, bitches.

i dont mean to rain on anyones parade here. just dont fucking exaggerate the hotness of a chick you are banging to random people on the internet. thats fucking LAME.
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Old 11-28-2011, 05:33 PM   #88 (permalink)
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You've got a sweet mole like Enrique
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Old 11-28-2011, 05:52 PM   #89 (permalink)
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omg I'm so sorry
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Old 11-28-2011, 06:44 PM   #90 (permalink)
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yo jimmy shes a big anime nerd too!

well in that case....go for it man
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Old 11-28-2011, 09:14 PM   #91 (permalink)
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She looks like a 14 year old a few years and states away from appearing on Jerry Springer.

But yeah, overhyped, calm down buddy.

That said, enjoy to the fullest and please wrap it up.
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Old 11-28-2011, 09:36 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Hey Yahookan Parents,

What's it like seeing the youthful yahookans posting threads dripping with hormonal overdrive like these?

Does it make you want to throw a giant body condom over your own kids?
Well right now, my daughter thinks that boys smell.

And she's only 4.
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Old 11-28-2011, 09:55 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2011, 10:06 PM   #94 (permalink)
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listen im no fucking enrique alright. i have obviously not been layed in too long, but thats not the fucking point!!!!!

when you talk big game shit, when you talk "most beautiful girl" shit, you better have a fucking beautiful ass girl to back that shit up with.

this is average ass shit. and i wasnt the first one to say it, bitches.

i dont mean to rain on anyones parade here. just dont fucking exaggerate the hotness of a chick you are banging to random people on the internet. thats fucking LAME.


Geez, i didnt know this thread was titled "the Most Beautiful girl Waves has ever seen"...


You reek of jealousy and haterdome


I reek of girl cum
which, surprisingly enough, smells like maple syrup. Learn something new every day.
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Old 11-28-2011, 10:14 PM   #95 (permalink)
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freal tho


Ive never been so physically compatible with someone, it is awesome. The sex is amazing.


As for you guys talking about how im gonna get my heart ripped out n shit.... What else is new?
Im not only used to it, but prepared for it. Also able to handle it.

I Dont hold back though, i fall in love with bitches super easily... and this girl is amazing so REAL fast. That is what i do though. I keep my heart open.

I can handle the shit end because the good times are just THAT good/worth it.



tbh, and i mean this in a totally non-cocky way, im much more worried about hurting this girl by being the way i am. I can tell she is already falling for me. I mean i am too, but like many people cant bounce back that quick from heartbreak. I worry a lot about doing this to people.
I just hurt my ex by breaking up with her, so it is something that is fresh on my mind. Btw i just officially broke up with that girl like a week ago just in case anyone was wondering bout that thread i made.
I took care of business before fuckin around. B)
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Old 11-28-2011, 10:19 PM   #96 (permalink)
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also just sayin... This chick has done playboy and some SEXY model shoots omg.
apparently made a fair amount of money from it too.
She is stunning. quit hating waves

those two pics do not do her justice at all, i almost feel like taking them down.

I'll acquire some and share with teh kr3w prob, but wouldnt feel right putting them on a public board. MAYBE if FFA was closed to the public or something, but nah.


ill give you guys something else tho soon
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Old 11-28-2011, 10:21 PM   #97 (permalink)
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The display of technique and fretboard theory is impressive, but I don't get parts of the arrangement.

I would like to hear more of what they are about and see that guitar player away from the fusion bassist. If you don't want to have technique like that guitar player, don't learn scales. Don't practice jumping from one octave to another and definitely don't alternate between chords and the modes you can play within the chords. Also, don't use a metronome and you'll never play like that dude.

The bass player is dividing the fretboard(s) like a favourite guitar player of mine. He could say a lot with different pairs of tunings and is a perfect candidate for a harp guitar.

Interesting find.
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Old 11-28-2011, 11:11 PM   #99 (permalink)
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To me they're all technique, with no feeling or depth. It's not quite total wankery, but it is dry as all hell.
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Old 11-28-2011, 11:12 PM   #100 (permalink)
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