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OMG i feel as though my heart and penis could both explode 5 17.24%
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Old 11-27-2011, 02:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Most Beautiful girl i have ever seen.

and i just slept with her for the first time tonight.

Not only is she a complete goddess in looks, but BY FAR the best in bed ive ever experienced.



i mean like shiiiiiit yahooka. I know it is lame to make threads about getting laid but fuckkkkkkkkkk.


This girl is literally the most beautiful thing my eyes have ever seen. I needed to make a thread just so i can check if it is still here tomorrow to confirm if im dreaming or not...

the sex was so good it was almost alien like. GOD
i must be dreaming.
Am I dreaming ?


idk we'll see tomorrow.


btw im gonna ask her tomorrow if i can show you guys her pic lol. She will probably say yes cause she is cool like that.


Edit: and just to up the interesting level a bit.... this girl is legally a midget. 4'9 giggady
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Old 11-27-2011, 02:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-27-2011, 02:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Rev i ate so much pussy tonight my brother. omg


i need chapstick

By FAR the most beautiful pussy i have ever seen omg omnomnomnomonomm
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Old 11-27-2011, 03:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Across concrete fields of broken glass
with five year olds having heart attacks
You fed em too well on TV
cut me I wont even bleed
My bloods as lazy as the mums and dads
whose fantastic mundane can't all be bad
So lets just keep eating more, more, more, more and more

And then we all go throw up on the poor
If I could talk to you
And only speak the truth

We are so happy
happy to see
all of our children will run blind and free
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Old 11-27-2011, 03:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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u have no idea how much i like chicken nuggets.


i live off that shit
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Old 11-27-2011, 03:53 AM   #6 (permalink)
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pretty obnoxious, fender. good for you and all, but you're sextoxicated. sober up.



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Old 11-27-2011, 04:16 AM   #7 (permalink)
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btw im gonna ask her tomorrow if i can show you guys her pic lol. She will probably say yes cause she is cool like that.
lol I'm sure that'll go over well

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Edit: and just to up the interesting level a bit.... this girl is legally a midget. 4'9 giggady
Short shorties are what's up though
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Old 11-27-2011, 05:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 11-27-2011, 06:56 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Good for you fender. What kinda moves did you put on her?
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Hit her with the ol' fluoride discussion. Bitches love fluoride.
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Old 11-27-2011, 08:00 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Pics or it didn't happen...



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Old 11-27-2011, 08:03 AM   #13 (permalink)
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So yuo are saying she is hotter then any other human you have ever seen.
I know its not the best list but hotter then all of these chicks? IMDb: The 50 Most Intriguing, Talented, Pretty, Beautiful Actresses In Hollywood - a list by femme_fatale87
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Old 11-27-2011, 11:32 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Hit her with the ol' fluoride discussion. Bitches love fluoride.
haha. Awesome.
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Old 11-27-2011, 01:32 PM   #18 (permalink)
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does she know about hard/soft water?
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king fb stalker - you know i was right fender.

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