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The Most Beautiful girl i have ever seen.
and i just slept with her for the first time tonight.
Not only is she a complete goddess in looks, but BY FAR the best in bed ive ever experienced. i mean like shiiiiiit yahooka. I know it is lame to make threads about getting laid but fuckkkkkkkkkk. This girl is literally the most beautiful thing my eyes have ever seen. I needed to make a thread just so i can check if it is still here tomorrow to confirm if im dreaming or not... the sex was so good it was almost alien like. GOD i must be dreaming. Am I dreaming ? idk we'll see tomorrow. btw im gonna ask her tomorrow if i can show you guys her pic lol. She will probably say yes cause she is cool like that. Edit: and just to up the interesting level a bit.... this girl is legally a midget. 4'9 giggady
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11-27-2011, 02:38 AM
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I hate you.
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Rev i ate so much pussy tonight my brother. omg
i need chapstick By FAR the most beautiful pussy i have ever seen omg omnomnomnomonomm
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Made his weapons out of sticks Thinking drinking from the sun Her moonbeams birth mercurial babies Antelopes run free and the sea it returns me Now that my body's grown the lonely heart poetry Droning in hearts becomes songs that all objects Sing to each other like friends telling stories The immorals gently awaken All possibilities open Unto one another And brothers and sisters begin To see truly through strata |
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u have no idea how much i like chicken nuggets.
i live off that shit
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11-27-2011, 04:16 AM
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We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "  ☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★ we JACKED, you mad?☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★ |
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11-27-2011, 05:07 AM
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Congrats, show pics, then stfu
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Good for you fender. What kinda moves did you put on her?
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Hit her with the ol' fluoride discussion. Bitches love fluoride.
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So yuo are saying she is hotter then any other human you have ever seen.
I know its not the best list but hotter then all of these chicks? IMDb: The 50 Most Intriguing, Talented, Pretty, Beautiful Actresses In Hollywood - a list by femme_fatale87
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We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! " ☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★ we JACKED, you mad?☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★ |
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yeah this thread is actually taking away cred points from you
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HEY GUYS I JUST HAD SEX
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does she know about hard/soft water?
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king fb stalker - you know i was right fender.
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