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Old 11-30-2011, 03:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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6 year old kid playing butt doctor with 5 year old girl, will be a sex offender when 18

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Jacob Sullum | November 23, 2011

Last week the parents of a Wisconsin boy sued Grant County District Attorney Lisa Riniker for charging their son with first-degree sexual assault, a Class B felony, after he played "butt doctor" with a 5-year-old girl. He was 6 at the time. When the boy's lawyer tried to have the charge dismissed, Riniker replied: "The legislature could have put an age restriction in the statute if it wanted to. The legislature did no such thing."

According to the complaint (PDF), the girl is "the daughter of a well-known political figure in Grant County," and her brother, who is the same age, also was involved in playing doctor but was not charged. In addition to Riniker, the lawsuit names as defendants retired Grant County Sheriff's Sgt. James Kopp and Jan Moravits, an investigator with Grant County Social Services "whose regional supervisor...is the political figure's wife's sister-in-law"—i.e., the aunt of the alleged victim.

Although the boy, now 7, is too young to be prosecuted or named in a juvenile delinquency petitition, Madison.com reports, county officials are using the felony charge to force his parents into accepting "protection or services" for him. The lawsuit says that once he turns 18, he will be listed as a sex offender.

I noted a similar case in my July Reason story on sex offender laws.
What a load of chit, super fuckd up, no one ever showed me this butt doctor game as a child...
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Old 11-30-2011, 04:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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heh.. a budding proctologist!

(and yes.. I looked that up. first google result.. what is the medical term for butt doctor).

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Old 11-30-2011, 04:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Another quality thread bro. Man youre on fire
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I thought everyone did that kinda stuff as children. What the fuck is wrong with Wisconsin?
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Old 11-30-2011, 04:49 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Yeah I heard about this. Very fucked up indeed. At least it's getting national attention so people see the ludicrous system they have. Who didn't play butt doctor at that age?

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Old 11-30-2011, 08:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Although the boy, now 7, is too young to be prosecuted or named in a juvenile delinquency petitition, Madison.com reports, county officials are using the felony charge to force his parents into accepting "protection or services" for him. The lawsuit says that once he turns 18, he will be listed as a sex offender.


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lol sex offender status
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Old 11-30-2011, 08:49 AM   #8 (permalink)
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sounds like another mass murder is going to happen in wisconsin.

and people wonder why.

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Old 11-30-2011, 09:02 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Since when is a 6 year old criminally responsible?


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pretty pathetic. child on child sexual abuse IS a big problem, but i dont think any child can be held responsible for something like this at that age. imagine how fucked up this kids perception of sex will be for his whole life, imagine the shame hs probably got/ going to have to deal with.
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he isn't even old enough to know about that yet mafoo
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i doubt he will be convicted of anything... no jury in the world would convict a 6 year old for playing butt doctor.
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from my personal experiences, the DA can be some of the most fucked up blind law following people around. i hope the suit goes through and they make this fool look like the idiot he is
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Well, I would imagine that Butt Doctors are pretty scary in such a cheese-loving state.



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ITT: deadhead tries to look educated.
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ITT: deadhead tries to look educated.
that doesn't mean much coming from someone who had to look it up.
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hooked on roman law.


In America we don't use roman law.
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in this thread only?!
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that doesn't mean much coming from someone who had to look it up.
Haha, actually you got me there.
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