Face Book Cracks me up

NorcalCarl · 11-30-2011, 10:11 PM

Ok so I know this is kinda mean but OMFG a girl I know from middle school and highschool added me as a friend. Shit I remember way back in 7th grade I used to really like her. So glad I never ended up dating her. Check this out. She ~22 years old. I know for a fact she graduated from my high school. How? is completely beyond me. I always go look at her status updates for a quick laugh. I really wish I could repost this on facebook but Im just not that much of a dick.

"Well 4 years ago today i was blast with a beautiful baby boy so we go to chuck E. cheese and sealibrat my babys birthday...and I love u hubby for alwas being there i trule am blast in so many ways"

And the cont down begins for hunters birthday

Had the beast family day ever whent to see cusen ashly play soccer then to the pumken pach then dinner now going home to relax

Still can't believe this. At least she is a nice person but god damn!!!

Mercury · 11-30-2011, 11:06 PM

glad she's not my wife or mother

The Rev · 12-01-2011, 01:27 AM

Spelling is lost art form among the Internet generation.

The Rev

Bearsy · 12-01-2011, 02:25 AM

We should have an official post awful shit you see on facebook thread

Geeno · 12-01-2011, 02:28 AM

Rev thats not a fair assessment. You're just exposed to peoples writings now more than ever before.

Bearsy · 12-01-2011, 02:31 AM

There's some validity to it though

My sisters were raised on text messages and they both have atrocious spelling/grammar.

Geeno · 12-01-2011, 02:36 AM

generally as you get older your ability to perceive the importance of how people see you in the world changes, its part of maturing.

thats why adults are more likely to use spell check when typing things. Old people are always asking how to spell things when spell check isnt readily available.

Hell i just filled out an application for re-admittance to college and it was spelled 'collefe' on the form. That's just lazy.

Being · 12-01-2011, 08:19 AM

When i was younger, I was forced to read. Eventually I started loving it. I was reading a book a week on average throughout my whole elementary career.

They don't do that anymore. they don't give pizza rewards for reading or anything like that. Grammar will go down the shit hole as our education system gets lazy on it, as well as people in general get lazy. ffs there is automatic spell check in pretty much anything.

edit: I guess the book-it program is still going for pizza hut, I just don't think schools are participating.

~1~ · 12-01-2011, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

Spelling is lost art form among the Internet generation.

The Rev

Fucking HOW?!

I have a two browsers and an iPod that'll correct my spelling or at least point out where I went wrong, you would think that spending so much time staring at these things folks would learn something!

Ignerinse trueley [sic] is bliss.

SmokeaJoint · 12-01-2011, 10:08 AM

Proper spelling is for English majors.

Captain Cannabis · 12-01-2011, 10:39 AM

scumbag english

words can't even be spelled by native speakers

adventure · 12-01-2011, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Being

When i was younger, I was forced to read. Eventually I started loving it. I was reading a book a week on average throughout my whole elementary career.

They don't do that anymore. they don't give pizza rewards for reading or anything like that. Grammar will go down the shit hole as our education system gets lazy on it, as well as people in general get lazy. ffs there is automatic spell check in pretty much anything.

edit: I guess the book-it program is still going for pizza hut, I just don't think schools are participating.

Pizza Hit Pizza lol!

adventure · 12-01-2011, 11:15 AM

and you got those cool hologram buttons!

myxomatosis · 12-01-2011, 11:45 AM

I do the same thing with my buddies sister. Totally a sweet girl, but dumb as a brick and has the most hilariously bad status updates, cracks me up almost daily. She's had a few gems in general, but the one I always remember is "resavor" for reservoir. There's another better one but I can't seem to remember it at the moment. The complete lack of punctuation and paragraph length updates also lends itself to funny recitations.

adventure · 12-01-2011, 12:02 PM

"oh well it is what it is i want to get pissed go ahead im not loseing n e sleep over it"
I love fucking losers! they make me feel so much better about myself! hahaha die white trash

Flamingnun · 12-01-2011, 12:07 PM

I'll never forget GHM thinking "intern" meant "in turn".

adventure · 12-01-2011, 12:07 PM

I just wanted to no why grandma wouldn't call and ask some one who works for money.... And justine u new mommy was going to trackter saplie and getting william one...

turmaline · 12-01-2011, 12:47 PM

I knew a guy who made it to highschool not knowing how to spell his own name.

Howie.

Roach · 12-01-2011, 12:59 PM

I blame the "no child left behind" policy of advancing children who really didn't learn.

Also hooked on phonics.

And government run education in general.

Yes, America produces more highly skilled/educated people than 20 years ago,

But there is also a much higher percentage of young people who don't even graduate from high school.

Geeno · 12-01-2011, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flamingnun

I'll never forget GHM thinking "intern" meant "in turn".

what about illfaded (i think) and "skrewlz"

(squirrels)

11-30-2011, 10:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
NorcalCarl JAH Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SF! Posts: 669 Thanks: 73 Thanked 177 Times in 123 Posts	Face Book Cracks me up Ok so I know this is kinda mean but OMFG a girl I know from middle school and highschool added me as a friend. Shit I remember way back in 7th grade I used to really like her. So glad I never ended up dating her. Check this out. She ~22 years old. I know for a fact she graduated from my high school. How? is completely beyond me. I always go look at her status updates for a quick laugh. I really wish I could repost this on facebook but Im just not that much of a dick. "Well 4 years ago today i was blast with a beautiful baby boy so we go to chuck E. cheese and sealibrat my babys birthday...and I love u hubby for alwas being there i trule am blast in so many ways" And the cont down begins for hunters birthday Had the beast family day ever whent to see cusen ashly play soccer then to the pumken pach then dinner now going home to relax Still can't believe this. At least she is a nice person but god damn!!! __________________ There is no charge for awesomeness- Don't ever forget to love thyself-

12-01-2011, 01:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,867 Thanks: 5,019 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	Spelling is lost art form among the Internet generation. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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Captain Cannabis safety word: more Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: m.i.a. Posts: 13,922 Thanks: 2,705 Thanked 3,174 Times in 1,812 Posts	scumbag english words can't even be spelled by native speakers __________________ fuck the monkeys

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adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,467 Times in 1,093 Posts	and you got those cool hologram buttons! __________________ Coming Full Range

12-01-2011, 11:45 AM	#14 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,027 Thanked 934 Times in 597 Posts	I do the same thing with my buddies sister. Totally a sweet girl, but dumb as a brick and has the most hilariously bad status updates, cracks me up almost daily. She's had a few gems in general, but the one I always remember is "resavor" for reservoir. There's another better one but I can't seem to remember it at the moment. The complete lack of punctuation and paragraph length updates also lends itself to funny recitations. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

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adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,467 Times in 1,093 Posts	"oh well it is what it is i want to get pissed go ahead im not loseing n e sleep over it" I love fucking losers! they make me feel so much better about myself! hahaha die white trash __________________ Coming Full Range

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Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	I'll never forget GHM thinking "intern" meant "in turn". __________________

12-01-2011, 12:07 PM	#17 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,467 Times in 1,093 Posts	I just wanted to no why grandma wouldn't call and ask some one who works for money.... And justine u new mommy was going to trackter saplie and getting william one... __________________ Coming Full Range

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turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	I knew a guy who made it to highschool not knowing how to spell his own name. Howie. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

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Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,184 Thanks: 2,372 Thanked 1,987 Times in 1,509 Posts	I blame the "no child left behind" policy of advancing children who really didn't learn. Also hooked on phonics. And government run education in general. Yes, America produces more highly skilled/educated people than 20 years ago, But there is also a much higher percentage of young people who don't even graduate from high school. __________________ לזיין את הקופים

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