Blood Rage

Canuck Wisdom · 12-08-2011, 10:31 PM

Im gonna start referring to women's periods, particularly my girlfriend's, as their 'Blood Rage'.

I think its appropriate and I would like to share.

There, done. Boom.

Cerpin Taxt · 12-08-2011, 10:34 PM

Lay out a towel and show her YOUR blood rage!

Canuck Wisdom · 12-08-2011, 10:36 PM

Hmm, it is pretty furious...

But I prefer a polar bear skin rug by the fireplace.

After some brandy. Which I drank out of a glass that I shattered in said fireplace just before sex.

The Rev · 12-08-2011, 11:14 PM

Period blood is one of the nastiest fluids in existence. If I had to choose between drinking a glass of phlegm, and a glass of period blood, I'd have to go with the former (if a gun wasn't available with which I could shoot myself and avoid both options).

The Rev

Grieves · 12-08-2011, 11:23 PM

Oh boy...

I should have never wandered in here...

/spacedicks

deadhead94 · 12-09-2011, 05:17 AM

Most of it isn't blood.

Flamingnun · 12-09-2011, 06:14 AM

Correct. It's not blood, it's merely the rational thought process exiting the body.

my_scatterheart · 12-09-2011, 06:20 AM

How old is your girlfriend?
She should be working on that monthly crazy.
I pretty much catch myself now and am like "That's so fucking irrational it's not even funny, you dumb bitch." I'd tell you to tell her, but I feel like you probably like having your dick still attached to you.

deadhead94 · 12-09-2011, 06:25 AM

This thread begs the question

do you have your red wings?

Snowmayne · 12-09-2011, 07:03 AM

Sir-Ex · 12-09-2011, 07:32 AM

Rev you literally made my gag reflex twinge.

Lloydy · 12-09-2011, 07:46 AM

im a firm believer that they just use it as an excuse to let their normal selves out for a bit

Waves · 12-09-2011, 08:47 AM

It sounds like a spell from world of warcraft

Blood rage: Strength +2, Intellect -2, for 60 seconds decision making process disabled

adventure · 12-09-2011, 09:41 AM

I a quite fortunate; my girlfriend acts pretty normal during the letting. and she only leaks for about 36 hours!

Sir-Ex · 12-09-2011, 09:59 AM

glorious. now I know about your girl's period. lol

deadhead94 · 12-09-2011, 10:34 AM

would you chew a used tampon for $100?

Jewish Pork · 12-09-2011, 10:42 AM

Jewish Pork · 12-09-2011, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deadhead94

would you chew a used tampon for $100?

For how long?

Waves · 12-09-2011, 11:08 AM

Lol that pawn stars meme is classic

adventure · 12-09-2011, 12:07 PM

$250 and for 10 seconds and its a deal.

12-08-2011, 10:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	Lay out a towel and show her YOUR blood rage! __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts

12-08-2011, 11:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,867 Thanks: 5,019 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	Period blood is one of the nastiest fluids in existence. If I had to choose between drinking a glass of phlegm, and a glass of period blood, I'd have to go with the former (if a gun wasn't available with which I could shoot myself and avoid both options). The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,108 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,580 Thanked 3,128 Times in 1,721 Posts	Oh boy... I should have never wandered in here... /spacedicks __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	Correct. It's not blood, it's merely the rational thought process exiting the body. __________________

12-09-2011, 06:20 AM	#8 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,553 Thanks: 1,487 Thanked 3,328 Times in 1,870 Posts	How old is your girlfriend? She should be working on that monthly crazy. I pretty much catch myself now and am like "That's so fucking irrational it's not even funny, you dumb bitch." I'd tell you to tell her, but I feel like you probably like having your dick still attached to you. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

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Snowmayne Hero of the Internet Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,740 Thanks: 494 Thanked 4,294,967,295 Times in 958 Posts	__________________ We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,821 Times in 2,258 Posts	Rev you literally made my gag reflex twinge. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,976 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,479 Times in 1,140 Posts	im a firm believer that they just use it as an excuse to let their normal selves out for a bit __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	It sounds like a spell from world of warcraft Blood rage: Strength +2, Intellect -2, for 60 seconds decision making process disabled __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

12-09-2011, 09:41 AM	#14 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,467 Times in 1,093 Posts	I a quite fortunate; my girlfriend acts pretty normal during the letting. and she only leaks for about 36 hours! __________________ Coming Full Range

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,821 Times in 2,258 Posts	glorious. now I know about your girl's period. lol __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	Lol that pawn stars meme is classic __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

12-09-2011, 12:07 PM	#20 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,467 Times in 1,093 Posts	$250 and for 10 seconds and its a deal. __________________ Coming Full Range

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