Ask ME Any Question

AnimalLover420 · 12-12-2011, 04:35 PM

This thread is inspired by this one by Sir-Ex and this one by Mescalito (where he shared an article of a girl fessing up to things women think and do).

I can't speak for all women, but if you just want a lady's opinion on something I'd be happy to give it. Other than that, feel free to ask me random questions. I'm not shy.

eldizle · 12-12-2011, 04:47 PM

will you go steady with me?

AnimalLover420 · 12-12-2011, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by eldizle

will you go steady with me?

If you are okay with the fact that I collect the souls of boys on teh internetz.

Waves · 12-12-2011, 04:54 PM

describe in detail the most efficient way to make a woman orgasm

none of that "all woman are different" bullshit i want a god damn ikea instruction manual style post.

deadhead94 · 12-12-2011, 04:56 PM

what is the cube root of e?

shai_hulud · 12-12-2011, 04:56 PM

will you show us your vagina again?

AnimalLover420 · 12-12-2011, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

describe in detail the most efficient way to make a woman orgasm

none of that "all woman are different" bullshit i want a god damn ikea instruction manual style post.

Take some time to warm her up and get her plenty hot before trying to score.. Be certain about your actions, don't pussyfoot around her body. I think when chicks say they want a guy who is confident, many of us don't mean we want someone with a cocky and dickish personality which is where some guys get confused. We mean confident in bed. Don't forget to kiss her and look at her. Rub her boobs with one hand and clit with the other while you're doing her and there you have it. Female cummin's will be had.

AnimalLover420 · 12-12-2011, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by deadhead94

what is the cube root of e?

Not a fucking clue. Oh wait! Here let me google that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by shai_hulud

will you show us your vagina again?

Uuuuum. No.

deadhead94 · 12-12-2011, 05:18 PM

No,I don't mean Euler's number, I mean e, the letter that comes after d and before f.

eldizle · 12-12-2011, 05:23 PM

i'm fine with that as long as i get a card in my wallet to say i have a gf.

not sure how creepy i'm coming off, supposed to be pretty much there.

creepy like 1hour photo

**Jimmycube** · 12-12-2011, 05:23 PM

u so sexy dead u make my brain hurt

i mean...your a fuckin cunt..my bad dude

Dhomnley · 12-12-2011, 05:26 PM

How much do you weigh? How often do you masturbate? Are you a vegetarian?

my_scatterheart · 12-12-2011, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by eldizle

i'm fine with that as long as i get a card in my wallet to say i have a gf.

not sure how creepy i'm coming off, supposed to be pretty much there.

creepy like 1hour photo

omg I havent seen that movie in so long. loved it. dear robin williams, I think you are fantastic.

wellfleation · 12-12-2011, 05:28 PM

Have you ever really kissed another woman, with tongue, or, have you ever seriously considered it.

my_scatterheart · 12-12-2011, 05:29 PM

what kind of a dumb ass question is that

AnimalLover420 · 12-12-2011, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dhomnley

How much do you weigh? How often do you masturbate? Are you a vegetarian?

120 lbs.

Maybe 3-5 times a week? Almost always on my days off because I get horny and my husband's not home to do anything about it.

Nope, I'm not. I don't eat meat very often, but I'm not a vegetarian.

K10 · 12-12-2011, 05:31 PM

Just imagine wellf as if he's 14 years old and all his posts will begin to make a lot more sense.

AnimalLover420 · 12-12-2011, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by wellfleation

Have you ever really kissed another woman, with tongue, or, have you ever seriously considered it.

Yes.

The Rev · 12-12-2011, 05:35 PM

After all the questions like this (which, I'm sure, come as no surprise), why do you keep hanging around with a bunch of immature fools like us.

The Rev

**Jimmycube** · 12-12-2011, 05:37 PM

so rev....i have been trying to get in your pants sense 99 man...give it up brother come on now

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eldizle Love. Share it. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Inside a Microgram Scale Posts: 5,207 Thanks: 978 Thanked 591 Times in 423 Posts	i'm fine with that as long as i get a card in my wallet to say i have a gf. not sure how creepy i'm coming off, supposed to be pretty much there. creepy like 1hour photo

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