I'm so hungry I could eat a.........

turmaline · 12-12-2011, 10:57 PM

freshly barbequed, human, December, 2012, baby. :/

or some goat cheese on a crustini with some brufetta mix.

The Rev · 12-13-2011, 01:49 AM

I'm not really hungry, but I was thinking a lot about how great it is to scratch one's nuts. I could scratch mine for hours, I really could.

The Rev

eldizle · 12-13-2011, 05:37 AM

it's a terrible thing to overscratch one's nuts, the skin all inflamed and tender-no sir-you have to moderate that shit like any addiction.

adventure · 12-13-2011, 05:48 AM

But its oooh soo good. I think I must have built up a tolerance because I can go to town on my balls. My girlfriends like "you are going to hurt them stop", but I can't it feels soooo good.

profit · 12-13-2011, 01:35 PM

ITT: sudden side topic> nut scratching
... the opiate friends post immediately.

adventure · 12-13-2011, 01:42 PM

yummm balls scratching

The Rev · 12-13-2011, 01:50 PM

I scratch them in my sleep sometimes. My wife will wake me up, all pissed off, like "are you going to scratch all night!!?"

The Rev

adventure · 12-13-2011, 01:57 PM

My gf took a video of me standing in the middle of the living room, both hand in my boxers, hunched over scratching to China, I really looked like a primate.

Eria Tarka · 12-13-2011, 02:15 PM

I'm so hungry my asshole is eating my underwear

fenderbender · 12-13-2011, 02:26 PM

the only thing better than scratching one's balls on opiates is having one's balls licked on opiates.

just sayin.

The Rev · 12-13-2011, 06:26 PM

Yeah, getting em licked is better.

BTW, I had a GF scratch my nuts for me once. Wasn't as good, but the fingernails gave it something special.

The Rev

Mescalito · 12-13-2011, 11:27 PM

A friend saw a dog licking his balls and said.. I wish I could do that.

M

adventure · 12-14-2011, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

Yeah, getting em licked is better.

BTW, I had a GF scratch my nuts for me once. Wasn't as good, but the fingernails gave it something special.

The Rev

They are too gentle, the nails are nice... but like jerking it, leave it to the professionals.

AnimalLover420 · 12-14-2011, 07:47 AM

Why do guys have such itchy balls? Us ladies don't walk around scratching our pussies all day long, I don't get it. Is it the hair? The droopy ball skin? What makes them itch so badly?

Also, I am told the "pinch and roll" technique is the best by a certain itchy-nutted creature who lives with me...

The Rev · 12-14-2011, 10:12 AM

Pinch and roll can be okay, but you can get a sore spot too easily. I prefer the rake from the sides approach. You can dig in without risking the precious cargo.

The Rev

farmergiles · 12-14-2011, 10:20 AM

JOHNNY MORISETTE - I'M HUNGRY - YouTube

adventure · 12-14-2011, 10:44 AM

Pinch and roll can be dangerous... although quite funny because no one teaches you how to scratch your balls, and its not talked about that much so to find others using the same techniques its pretty interesting.

kitch · 12-14-2011, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

Pinch and roll can be okay, but you can get a sore spot too easily. I prefer the rake from the sides approach. You can dig in without risking the precious cargo.

The Rev

I prefer the stretch with one hand while scratching with the other technique. Lord knows when you've got a really good scratch going your mind is too occupied to do anything else.

The Rev · 12-14-2011, 03:40 PM

I know what you're saying. I like to get a stiff brush in there when I'm doing that, if I can.

The Rev

deadhead94 · 12-14-2011, 03:46 PM

A topic of this magnitude demands its own thread.

12-12-2011, 10:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	I'm so hungry I could eat a......... freshly barbequed, human, December, 2012, baby. :/ or some goat cheese on a crustini with some brufetta mix. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

12-13-2011, 01:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,867 Thanks: 5,019 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	I'm not really hungry, but I was thinking a lot about how great it is to scratch one's nuts. I could scratch mine for hours, I really could. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

12-13-2011, 05:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,467 Times in 1,093 Posts	But its oooh soo good. I think I must have built up a tolerance because I can go to town on my balls. My girlfriends like "you are going to hurt them stop", but I can't it feels soooo good. __________________ Coming Full Range

12-13-2011, 01:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
profit restore the republic Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,255 Thanks: 818 Thanked 357 Times in 237 Posts	ITT: sudden side topic> nut scratching ... the opiate friends post immediately. __________________ Cowardice asks the question - is it safe? Expediency asks the question - is it politic? Vanity asks the question - is it popular? But conscience asks the question - is it right? And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular; but one must take it because it is right. - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. follow https://twitter.com/#!/curtiswm - sub http://www.youtube.com/user/66sicksfishstix

12-13-2011, 01:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,467 Times in 1,093 Posts	yummm balls scratching __________________ Coming Full Range

12-13-2011, 05:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
eldizle Love. Share it. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Inside a Microgram Scale Posts: 5,207 Thanks: 978 Thanked 591 Times in 423 Posts	it's a terrible thing to overscratch one's nuts, the skin all inflamed and tender-no sir-you have to moderate that shit like any addiction.

12-13-2011, 01:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,867 Thanks: 5,019 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	I scratch them in my sleep sometimes. My wife will wake me up, all pissed off, like "are you going to scratch all night!!?" The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

12-13-2011, 01:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,467 Times in 1,093 Posts	My gf took a video of me standing in the middle of the living room, both hand in my boxers, hunched over scratching to China, I really looked like a primate. __________________ Coming Full Range

12-13-2011, 06:26 PM	#11 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,867 Thanks: 5,019 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	Yeah, getting em licked is better. BTW, I had a GF scratch my nuts for me once. Wasn't as good, but the fingernails gave it something special. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

12-13-2011, 11:27 PM	#12 (permalink)
Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,297 Thanks: 869 Thanked 912 Times in 448 Posts	A friend saw a dog licking his balls and said.. I wish I could do that. M

12-14-2011, 07:47 AM	#14 (permalink)
AnimalLover420 Love Junkie Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: US Posts: 2,442 Thanks: 716 Thanked 1,067 Times in 448 Posts	Why do guys have such itchy balls? Us ladies don't walk around scratching our pussies all day long, I don't get it. Is it the hair? The droopy ball skin? What makes them itch so badly? Also, I am told the "pinch and roll" technique is the best by a certain itchy-nutted creature who lives with me... __________________ ****************************************

12-14-2011, 10:12 AM	#15 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,867 Thanks: 5,019 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	Pinch and roll can be okay, but you can get a sore spot too easily. I prefer the rake from the sides approach. You can dig in without risking the precious cargo. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

12-14-2011, 10:44 AM	#17 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,467 Times in 1,093 Posts	Pinch and roll can be dangerous... although quite funny because no one teaches you how to scratch your balls, and its not talked about that much so to find others using the same techniques its pretty interesting. __________________ Coming Full Range

12-14-2011, 03:40 PM	#19 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,867 Thanks: 5,019 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	I know what you're saying. I like to get a stiff brush in there when I'm doing that, if I can. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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