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Old 12-14-2011, 05:55 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Rev I do wash my hands sometimes before touching my junk.
sometimes, like when finishing cement, or some other grimey construction work.

or after slicing up some really hot peppers.

or after shaking hands with a politician...
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Old 12-14-2011, 06:48 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Rev I do wash my hands sometimes before touching my junk. No way I'm touching my dick after eating greasy foods like chicken wings. I don't always wash hands after taking a shit.

Did anyone else ever have that irrational fear as a child when taking a shit in the campground porta pottie that a racoon was in there just waiting for another fresh ass to bite into?
I never worried about coons. It was the black widow spider just under the rim of the seat that stressed me out.



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Old 12-14-2011, 07:57 PM   #43 (permalink)
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the brown recluse are the ones that'll really put a hurting on your heiny. just be glad we don't live in australia.
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:48 AM   #44 (permalink)
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wow. some seriously sheltered people in this thread
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Old 12-15-2011, 06:08 AM   #45 (permalink)
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lol.. heres a kid telling me to stay out of 'poor parts of other cultures' while he sits at his moms house..

thanks for the laugh dude.

Vacationing in Turkey must have been hard times.
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Old 12-15-2011, 06:20 AM   #46 (permalink)
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this whole discussion is why god invented baby wipes

always have a pack in my bathroom at home

use one or two at the end of my shift
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Old 12-15-2011, 06:29 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Vacationing in Turkey must have been hard times.
lol...
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:24 AM   #48 (permalink)
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this whole discussion is why god invented baby wipes

always have a pack in my bathroom at home

use one or two at the end of my shift
Oh yeah, that's cool man.



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