Try to sound or make your self seem as smart as possible thread.

turmaline · 12-15-2011, 11:51 AM

In the year 24 AD the glacier platelets off of the coast of New Mexico shifted causing what is known today as the "Pythagorean Theorem".

Captain Cannabis · 12-15-2011, 12:14 PM

i thought we were supposed to do this in every thread

**mothernature** · 12-15-2011, 02:08 PM

In approximately 25,000 years, the Niagara River will have totally eroded to Lake Erie, dumping most, if not all, of the lake.

Grieves · 12-15-2011, 02:13 PM

moist condensation...

turmaline · 12-15-2011, 02:28 PM

sedentary.

Xil · 12-15-2011, 03:02 PM

the duck billed platypus does not actually exist anywhere on earth. it started out as an elaborate marketing stunt by a 17th century taxidermist, and the hoax remained in our psyche ever since, while copy-cat taxidermists provided 'evidence' to a gullible public.

Xil · 12-15-2011, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mothernature

In approximately 25,000 years, the Niagara River will have totally eroded to Lake Erie, dumping most, if not all, of the lake.

with the name mothernature i'm finding it pretty hard not to believe you

adventure · 12-15-2011, 03:09 PM

ethylene glycol itself is not toxic. It gets metabolised into either sodium or calcium oxalate, which does the damage.

farmergiles · 12-15-2011, 03:25 PM

The Rev · 12-15-2011, 06:17 PM

I know how to pronounce Avalokiteshvara.

The Rev

kitch · 12-15-2011, 06:20 PM

eschew obsfucation while masticating mastodon mitochondria.

Roach · 12-15-2011, 07:09 PM

^ translated...

"The only mammal that cannot jump is the elephant".

you're welcome.

kitch · 12-15-2011, 07:30 PM

Man in Black · 12-15-2011, 07:50 PM

I once read a whole book, front to back.

my_scatterheart · 12-15-2011, 07:56 PM

the bible doesnt count. that one makes you dumberer

Sir-Ex · 12-15-2011, 08:11 PM

Rubber lips.

Man in Black · 12-15-2011, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

the bible doesnt count. that one makes you dumberer

good one :/

Bearsy · 12-15-2011, 08:15 PM

When life gives you lemons just say "Fuck the lemons" and bail.

**Mafoo** · 12-15-2011, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xil

the duck billed platypus does not actually exist anywhere on earth. it started out as an elaborate marketing stunt by a 17th century taxidermist, and the hoax remained in our psyche ever since, while copy-cat taxidermists provided 'evidence' to a gullible public.

wut? platypuses? platypi? are real and have a venomous claw on their hind legs. one of the only venomous mammals extant today

Mescalito · 12-15-2011, 10:47 PM

The potential for incapacitation is vigourous.

M

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