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Old 12-15-2011, 03:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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brb going to jail

Probably not really but possibly.

About a year ago I was working in Georgia and got incredibly sick at the job site. I was puking so hard that I shit myself, couldn't stand up or keep my eyes open.

Boss brought me back to the hotel, didn't buckle up. I was doubled over in pain. Get pulled over. Get out and vomit as cop is talking to me. Still get a ticket for no seatbelt.

Try to pay it, 16 dollars.
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two weeks
still backed up
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lose ticket
forget about it

recieve letter yesterday dated the 4th telling me that I have 2 weeks to pay 115 or warrant for my arrest + suspended license.

Call lawyer friend, can't practice in GA but tells me I should seek a council in that area. If I had pleaded guilty to the 16 dollar ticket (or the 116 dollar version) i would have gotten a point on my license and paid +25% insurance for 3 years.

So I left a message with a lawyer I found on google in that area. His name is Saul. I feel good about this.
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Old 12-15-2011, 03:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2011, 03:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol Geeno you so hardcore.
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Old 12-15-2011, 03:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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do you think your chances of shitting yourself were higher because of the amount of times you have preformed the actual "Geeno Challenge"?
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Old 12-15-2011, 03:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2011, 03:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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wait so u can either pay 115 bucks or go to jail?

id suggest paying 115 bucks.
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Old 12-15-2011, 03:19 PM   #7 (permalink)
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You dont understand.

The payment would not make it in time.

Plus I'd be admitting guilt to a moving violation which would cause me to have to pay 25% more on my car insurance for the next 3 years.

So the payment won't make it in time and a bench warrant will be issued for my arrest and my license will be suspended.

So I'm hiring a lawyer to drop the non-appearance in court and moving violation, which will get my license back while keeping me out of jail.
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Old 12-15-2011, 03:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Grow a beard. That will decrease the chances of being asked to pick up the soap in the clink.
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Old 12-15-2011, 03:28 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol @ thinkinjg a lawyer will be a better option than paying the fee and more insurance.
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Old 12-15-2011, 03:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Wait Saul, as in Saul Goodmen? Brah, your set, that dude kept Jesse and Walt not just out of so much trouble, but possibly kept them alive at times..
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Old 12-15-2011, 03:36 PM   #11 (permalink)
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^That's what I'm saying.

Legal advice > Internet forum advice.

I think I could pay 65 dollars before Jan 3 2012, but I don't want to admit guilt.

I'd rather pay a lawyer 200 to have it reduced to a moving violation than to pay an extra 500+ over the next 3 years.
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Old 12-15-2011, 06:25 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I'm disapointed that you haven't posted in my geeno challenge thread. Also you can't hand deliver payment to a court? How much is your insurance that a 25 percent bump will cost more than a lawyer? lawyers eat diamonds that they cook in pots of boiling gold which they use burning thousand dollar bills to heat. I learned that from Nova. It's actually an evolutionary adaptation to prevent them from developing a conscience.
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Old 12-15-2011, 06:26 PM   #14 (permalink)
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ah shit....that just reminded me that I have an unpaid seatbelt ticket in west virginia.....oops.
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Old 12-15-2011, 06:40 PM   #15 (permalink)
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how desperate for money is an area that has to file for a out of state bench warrant to collect a 16 dollar fine ?

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Old 12-15-2011, 06:45 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Wait a sec......

Let me get this straight....

You were a PASSENGER in a car and were wearing no seat belt. And now they want to suspend your license for something you did when you weren't driving? Only in America.
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yea wtf ?
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