Imagine If Shaq Raped This Tiny Woman

Waves · 12-16-2011, 11:41 AM

Do you think Shaqs dick is larger or smaller than this woman?

Flamingnun · 12-16-2011, 11:49 AM

I think you need to leave your basement every once in a while, brah.

Dhomnley · 12-16-2011, 11:55 AM

Imagine if Shaq raped any one of us? I can't think of anyone I'd rather have rape me if I could choose.

HTAM · 12-16-2011, 11:57 AM

Imagine if that woman laughed and said "And I thought I was tiny" when you whipped it out

Waves · 12-16-2011, 12:52 PM

Nun dont make me get "The Nostril Pic"

I think your nostrils could fit Shaqs dick

Lloydy · 12-16-2011, 03:54 PM

i'd pay good money to see that

**Mafoo** · 12-16-2011, 04:10 PM

what if shaq tenderly loved her up? he could probably lift her with just his peen

HTAM · 12-16-2011, 04:29 PM

I think the first thing everyone thought of was her swinging around on his dick like a stripper does with a fire pole.

Now that that's out of the way...

**Jimmycube** · 12-16-2011, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

Nun dont make me get "The Nostril Pic"

I think your nostrils could fit Shaqs dick

Bust that fucker out man lol!! its classic and a part of yahookan folk lore.

the nostrils are insane but i was always more impressed by how chapped his lips were...i mean they look like he sucked off a walrus then cleaned the jizz from his lips with a belt sander. Its all topped off by being sweaty and eyes that scream "lock up your dogs...cuz they are gonna get raped....again"

Sir-Ex · 12-16-2011, 05:35 PM

rofl

Snowmayne · 12-16-2011, 05:35 PM

dat dere bbc

Harry Pothead · 12-16-2011, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

Nun dont make me get "The Nostril Pic"

I think your nostrils could fit Shaqs dick

nostril pic! nostril pic!

HTAM · 12-16-2011, 09:21 PM

Yes, I laugh in the face of the trauma I might experience when I see Nun's nostrils for the first time.

Flamingnun · 12-16-2011, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmycube

Its all topped off by being sweaty and eyes that scream "lock up your dogs...cuz they are gonna get raped....again"

Wasn't that the picture of your manly ex gf?

Nostrils ftw though, bitches.

**Jimmycube** · 12-16-2011, 10:01 PM

lol mr T and i were just talking about the top 5 picture fails of all time in yahooka.

1. my manly ex gf (one of my IRC "friends" leaked that pic though so i dint technically post it for obvious reasons)
2. any pic of tantric chick really
3. Herbsie going spread eagle and showing some type of cheese growing in her vagina
4. nun, his famous nostrils and gangrene lips + something is getting raped eyes
5. meheh's face... some would say he had a face only his mother would love...well she dint care for it either.

the good news is that i have not seen my manly X for years and i heard she actually did eventually OD. Also its a good lesson for the kids.....dont get addicted to heroin and eat your vitamins.

the bad news.....nun still has that face

ionlylooklazy · 12-16-2011, 10:21 PM

what about sitarguys poopie butt gf?

maszac · 12-29-2011, 04:53 PM

God dammit post em... ALL

osirus2020 · 12-29-2011, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ionlylooklazy

what about sitarguys poopie butt gf?

I thought that was a common whore??

the-who? · 12-29-2011, 08:37 PM

i believe kobe already raped her.

**Home Wrecker** · 12-29-2011, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the-who?

i believe kobe already raped her.

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maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 915 Thanks: 1,458 Thanked 266 Times in 162 Posts	God dammit post em... ALL

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