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Old 12-16-2011, 04:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Fuck Chuck.

You know who I'm talking about, Chuck Norris. Fuck that guy. I am so sick of hearing all these dumb fucking Chuck Norris jokes, and now with that WoW commercial on YouTube, OMFG shut the fuck up already. seriously I don't care if everyone hates me for it, I'm just gonna say it:

FUCK YOU CHUCK NORRIS

If that fucking faggot was half of what people hype him up to be, by now he'd have appeared behind me and beat my head into the keyboarskljdgklvmkpo klpok];[p[lpoaeok poa 'poapopo-0[w aepo0po0 po0po0 po0ewfpo0 po0 -[
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Old 12-16-2011, 05:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-16-2011, 06:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I agree.

Fuck Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris sucks.

For the record, Ron Popeil > Chuck Norris.
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Old 12-16-2011, 06:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris is a buster.
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Old 12-16-2011, 06:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Fuck Chuck Norris.
book that bitch....fuck you
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Old 12-16-2011, 06:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Chuck has a magical mustache..so full..so thick..so magical. I know no other non ginger white karate expert who can grow sucha stach as Chuck. he is one of a kind.
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Old 12-16-2011, 07:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Every time I catch that commercial (though I admit it did elicit a slight chuckle upon first viewing) I think "...jesus, wasn't that whole Chuck Norris shtick like 2 years ago?"
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Old 12-16-2011, 07:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Every time I catch that commercial (though I admit it did elicit a slight chuckle upon first viewing) I think "...jesus, wasn't that whole Chuck Norris shtick like 2 years ago?"
older than that.

that's like 2006.
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chuck is only ok at mma.

and truely sucks as an actor.
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Old 12-16-2011, 09:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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If you're using Chuck Norris to hock your eight-year old piece of shit MMO, you know you're in trouble.
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Old 12-17-2011, 04:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I hate those WoW ads, they try to convince people that its not just sad cunts that play it. And that just isnt true.
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Old 12-17-2011, 04:51 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Sell 8yo MMO with 5-7 yr old meme.

Sick idea.

plus Chuck is openly against homosexuality.
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fuck chuck indeed...
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Old 12-17-2011, 09:18 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I find it funny that the smartest yahookan seems like he didn't actually get the joke.



Anyway, Chuck Norris is in The Expendables 2. He can't truly be anti-homo if he's going to be in an Expendables movie.
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Old 12-17-2011, 09:20 AM   #15 (permalink)
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i see the fucking ad every day. he's a fucking grandpa and he is not cool. im sick of it too.
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it used to be funny but now he's just gay as hell
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Old 12-17-2011, 12:27 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Anyway, Chuck Norris is in The Expendables 2. He can't truly be anti-homo if he's going to be in an Expendables movie.
I got it, then I disregarded it.


chuck norris jokes of any kind are gay as fuck
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Old 12-18-2011, 11:55 AM   #18 (permalink)
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jokes on chuck norris, he's a faggot ass republican bible thumper piece of shit. fuck him sideways with a horsecock. in the eye
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Old 12-18-2011, 01:35 PM   #19 (permalink)
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...and owners of dogs will have realised that owners of cats are fucking gay
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