Stanton Peedman

damn just goes to show you that running is always a good idea.

It saved my ass countless times during high school and a few times since then.

Good to see you got away.

Geeno

^true dat brah

Body shop quoted 2500 to make it go away.

I dropped it off right before they closed

Ima call the fool tomorrow and tell him to plz fix the headlight. My friend found a missing chunk of fender/bumper and I bought a car bra for 75. Problem solved.

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green text ftw

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eldizle

:hands on hips:
how old are you, again?



okay, now that that's done, glad you're safe buddy.

your freedom is precious, make better decisions.

kitch

I got drunk, wrecked my car and ran from the cops. I am Geenius!

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farmergiles

A friend of mine went out one new year with his friend who happened to be a coal merchant. They got blind drunk, who knows what happened, my friend said he has this strangely dislocated memory of trying to climb across a huge pile of coal..

He came to in the cells wearing a paper overall.

He had to get the bus home from the police station.

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adventure

Am I the only person who thought that was going to be a poem when they first saw it.

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Geeno

The thing that sucks is that I don't remember making any decisions. Next time I do any serious drinking I will hand over my keys in the first place.

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eldizle

exactly. you can plan ahead to be in a situation to get blind drunk. but the key word is plan. a dui would fuck you over soooo hard dude. you have no idea.

think these things through. it's worth it to be a wet blanket if the situation is likely to end up with police intervention. it's an investment in your future, like any other. be mindful.

i'll stop harping, i make bad decisions every damn day.

be safe and such

Geeno

well it sucked cause the whole time I had planned on having a few and going home

Then beer pong turned to flipcup and lights out

Then the girls left and the party was over

and I wanted to see my dog

then BANG CRASH BOMB OH FUCK IM ON A MEDIAN

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Flamingnun

Yeah, you sure financing a new car's a good idea after this escapade?

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ionlylooklazy

how is this not considered fleeing the scene of an accident.

one of my buddies did this when he was in high school. drunk driving, crashed his car, fled the scene, filed a missing car report, insurance bought him a new car.

farmergiles

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Geeno

It's a fucking great idea, I can't be driving around in a car that's been in accidents.

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eldizle

many lol

eldizle

the number of times i drove home in conditions i really shouldn't have, because i wanted to be around my dog and away from the people i was around, are probably beyond my ability to recollect.

dogs are good stuff.

my sister moved back home at the beginning of december, and her german shepard mutt came with her. it's a too-smart dog by half, but it's a good dog as long as my dad and i can exercise it enough. big dogs with lots of energy and such.


a struggle to not babble further, but i will digress here and make a thread moping about my sister in g and s.

adventure

Fleeing the scene is better then a DWI.

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deadhead94

How has this thread made it to 38 replies without this clip?

I am disappoint.

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Mikey

i narrowly escaped a dui once

it would of easily been the end of the world for me, i'd still be paying for it one way or another

thank fucking christ for a considerate cop

i guess it doesn't hurt that my wife serves him breakfast every morning

(she's a waitress at a breakfast joint you fucking pervs, get your mind out of the gutter)

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deadhead94

That's the first thing that came to mind. I'm still trying to figure out how to get that one into the gutter.

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