fenderbender

ive been sick for a bit, mono possibly idk

i feel like my taste buds have been off.




freal, weirdest thing... i turned 21 and havent liked the taste of beer since... yet liked it prior to being 21.
i think it just has to do with me being sick tho


plus ive only been drunk like once in the past couple years

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my_scatterheart

weird. changing taste, maybe? when I was young I hatehatehated beer.

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José

as much as I respect you for being an intelligent, motivated man; I still don't and never will give a fuck what you do, or possibly could, think about me. you will forever think I am 16 years old and there's not a damn thing I can do to change that no matter how long I attempt to act mature(hint: I'm just playing along with the joke satirically).

as far as not having any special privileges, I can relate with that. I haven't even bought anything yet. I never have been a big fan of alcohol until recently my appreciation for brewing beer has adulterated my views since I've quit smoking. I don't really think turning 21 is that big of a day and quite overrated for the most part.

so many thanks on so many different levels. +1 for making an awesome day out of a blizzard.

~1~

Happy birthday, I'd have to say 21 was about when I quit serious drinking as I had a good six years under my belt already.

The secret to good Tequila is to keep in mind what you paid for the bottle, if you were to pound that whole bottle of Corzo you would get just as shitty as if it were a bottle of Gusano Rojo only you would be out $50 as well.

Two to three caballitos a sitting and I'm flyin' high with little chance of a crash into the porcelain sea. It's quite enjoyable.

It's like Carlin said, or was it Robin Williams...

"Don't smoke dope when you're high, you don't get any higher, you just get lower on dope."

Know when to say when isn't just a silly catch phrase.

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Xil

if you wanna get drunk get long islands, if you're just having a couple white russians are bomb, craft beer can be awesome

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José

yeah going to my bros restaurant for dinner and some beer. going to head up here in the next hour. waiting for the present I bought myself to get here.

~1~

Okay, for you ladies...


1.5 oz Malibu Coconut rum.
1.5 oz Midori Melon liqueur.
5 oz fresh pineapple juice.

Over crushed ice in a tall, slender glass.

It tastes just like those Lifesaver tropical fruit candy things, the white ones, you can get three or four down her neck before she realizes your hand is up her skirt...




Creepy, I know, but I was young once.


They're also fun at parties because they glow an erie radioactive green under a black light, 'swhy I call it 'toxic waste'.

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Man in Black

isn't that that caribou lou shit?

and yeah myx when I worked at the store there would be a group of Indian fellows who would come in from time to time and always get Johnnie Walker.

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wellfleation

Put some hair on your chest.

A shot of 1800 Tequila.

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my_scatterheart

thats disgusting no1

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Xil

yea but bacardi 151 instead of that melon shit...i dunno about the proportions, that comes down to what you got and how big your jug is

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Man in Black

yeah people would ask me how to make all kinds of drinks when i worked at the liquor store and I'd just hand them the little pamphlets we sold about how to make them. I only know how to make a few things, never cared much for mixed drinks.

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~1~

1800 has come a long way since they introduced their 100% agave line, there is also the 1800 Select Silver. 100 proof and it goes down like water, sweet sweet water.

I've always imagined you as the 'neat' type, maybe an ice cube to cut the liquor, thank you for not disappointing me.

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José

checking in... didn't get TOO drunk.

but when we all went to dinner and we ordered some pitches at my bros place of work they asked if we were all 21, we all said yes and she was about to take our order till someone mentioned it was my birthday. I was about to get away with my first time drinking without even being carded!!!

would have been epic as fuck.

HTAM

Hey, Happy Birthday, Vato!

José

Tank you, good sir!

Oh and I had some 7.7% kolsch that was amazing, some wheat beer and a good "mixed" drink that tasted like grapefruit from one part gin, one part sweet vermouth, and one part Campari. It was the best drink I've ever had in my life.