alpha male

renegade · 12-22-2011, 03:43 PM

i went out to a club last night to get over my gf who left me because shes a fucking bitch and also i beat the shit out of her gynocologist when i found out what he does for a living and also that he was a guy,, anyway i saw this hot chick dancing on the dancefloor by herself, i started dancing near her then got real close and tried to grind but she turned away from me, anyway i tried to be alpha and kept getting near her and flirting and this loser guy came over and started grinding with her, he put her arms on her hips and she had her hands on his shoulders and id had enough so i grabbed him by the arm and said "hey asshole the girls with me" she told me to let go of him and started grabbing my arm away so i told her to shut her mouth, i then told the guy that i saw her first and that im an alpha male and shes mine, he told me to fuck off, so later on i saw that mother at the bar and i grabbed a beer mug and smashed it over his head, he dropped to the ground so i kicked him in the ribs and face about 7 times then picked up a stool and smashed him with it, i had to spend a night in jail but it was worth it, i didnt get the chicks number but im gonna look for her next time at the club and be more alpha next time

SmokeSomeDoja · 12-22-2011, 03:48 PM

you sir, are a tool, for spending time attempting to make up a fictional story that really sucks hard.

renegade · 12-22-2011, 03:52 PM

how do you know its fictional dumbass WERE YOU THERE? no so just shut your mouth

Flamingnun · 12-22-2011, 03:56 PM

What kind of shitty club has stools at the bar and serves beer in mugs?

maszac · 12-22-2011, 04:01 PM

Hey doja hows the moostache?

SmokeSomeDoja · 12-22-2011, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by renegade

how do you know its fictional dumbass WERE YOU THERE? no so just shut your mouth

because i used my big brain to deduce that you are full of shit and a big fat loser.

Stanton Peedman · 12-22-2011, 04:02 PM

renagayed

SmokeSomeDoja · 12-22-2011, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maszac

Hey doja hows the moostache?

its great man thanks for asking.

SmokeSomeDoja · 12-22-2011, 04:04 PM

and who the hell calls themselves an alpha male? hahaha.

Terry · 12-22-2011, 04:04 PM

ITT: Marley$herb still cant troll.

farmergiles · 12-22-2011, 04:19 PM

The Rev · 12-22-2011, 04:33 PM

I think this thread was done before. There is something very familiar about the original post.

The Rev

shelbert008 · 12-22-2011, 06:23 PM

My gynecologist is a male, in fact there are many male gynecologists. Get over it.

aft3rsh0kk · 12-22-2011, 10:51 PM

this is sad when we need these trolls to keep us entertained...

HTAM · 12-22-2011, 11:49 PM

The Rev · 12-23-2011, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shelbert008

My gynecologist is a male, in fact there are many male gynecologists. Get over it.

I don't know how men can be gynos. The fact is, if I knew more about vaginae than I do now, I know I wouldn't be able to enjoy them. It would kill all the mystery.

The Rev

deadhead94 · 12-23-2011, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

I don't know how men can be gynos. The fact is, if I knew more about vaginae than I do now, I know I wouldn't be able to enjoy them. It would kill all the mystery.

The Rev

Plus, imagine all the nasty old pussy with yeast infections you would have to see.

maszac · 12-23-2011, 06:22 AM

I wonder what percentage of them are gay? I just dont see some one who plays with sick meat flaps all day long going home and getting sexy with his gal?

Biggest reason i dont wanna be a doctor is sickness is fucking gross.

adventure · 12-23-2011, 06:30 AM

What about the hot chicks. I don't care how professional you are, some smoking hot chick walks in and spreads her bald vagina, how do you not get a woody. really

deadhead94 · 12-23-2011, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adventure

What about the hot chicks. I don't care how professional you are, some smoking hot chick walks in and spreads her bald vagina, how do you not get a woody. really

I'd want to keep my license to practice medicine, so I'd think about the bad ones.

12-22-2011, 03:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
renegade YaHookan Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 4 Posts	alpha male i went out to a club last night to get over my gf who left me because shes a fucking bitch and also i beat the shit out of her gynocologist when i found out what he does for a living and also that he was a guy,, anyway i saw this hot chick dancing on the dancefloor by herself, i started dancing near her then got real close and tried to grind but she turned away from me, anyway i tried to be alpha and kept getting near her and flirting and this loser guy came over and started grinding with her, he put her arms on her hips and she had her hands on his shoulders and id had enough so i grabbed him by the arm and said "hey asshole the girls with me" she told me to let go of him and started grabbing my arm away so i told her to shut her mouth, i then told the guy that i saw her first and that im an alpha male and shes mine, he told me to fuck off, so later on i saw that mother at the bar and i grabbed a beer mug and smashed it over his head, he dropped to the ground so i kicked him in the ribs and face about 7 times then picked up a stool and smashed him with it, i had to spend a night in jail but it was worth it, i didnt get the chicks number but im gonna look for her next time at the club and be more alpha next time

12-22-2011, 03:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Erogenous Zones Posts: 17,386 Thanks: 240 Thanked 446 Times in 280 Posts	you sir, are a tool, for spending time attempting to make up a fictional story that really sucks hard. __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

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SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Erogenous Zones Posts: 17,386 Thanks: 240 Thanked 446 Times in 280 Posts	and who the hell calls themselves an alpha male? hahaha. __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

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renegade YaHookan Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 4 Posts	how do you know its fictional dumbass WERE YOU THERE? no so just shut your mouth

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maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 915 Thanks: 1,458 Thanked 266 Times in 162 Posts	Hey doja hows the moostache?

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shelbert008 stoner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: hell on earth aka texas Posts: 1,043 Thanks: 101 Thanked 157 Times in 113 Posts	My gynecologist is a male, in fact there are many male gynecologists. Get over it. __________________ one pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, and the one that mother gives you, doesnt do anything at all Feed Your Head

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maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 915 Thanks: 1,458 Thanked 266 Times in 162 Posts	I wonder what percentage of them are gay? I just dont see some one who plays with sick meat flaps all day long going home and getting sexy with his gal? Biggest reason i dont wanna be a doctor is sickness is fucking gross.

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adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,467 Times in 1,093 Posts	What about the hot chicks. I don't care how professional you are, some smoking hot chick walks in and spreads her bald vagina, how do you not get a woody. really __________________ Coming Full Range

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