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Old 12-22-2011, 08:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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about my assault charge it turns out i was able to get reduced to community service and suspended sentence as long as i go to rehab and get drug testing for a while and also rat out my dealer because my lawyer pretty much convinced the judge that i was addicted to weed and that i was under the influence at the time so the weed was to blame. as long as i clean up and get drug counceling they were willing to play ball, also a local newspaper wants to do a story about marijuana causing violence in young people and why it needs to be stopped in all communities that wanna legalize it and also is pushing for why we need drug testing in schools which i think is probably a good thing. so im gonna do that just to make it more convincing that i have a problem even though i dont really have that bad of one. but its probably better if i can keep other kids from smoking or better yet starting in the first place. the only way to not end up a drug addict is to not smoke in the first place afterall.

anyway this is pretty awesome im just happy im not gonna do any time but figure i at least can do some good by stopping people from getting into weed and ending up a dumbass or an addict of harder drugs which is pretty much what happens eventually as much as some of you will deny it and say its not addictive and not bad for you blah blah blah. weed is stupid and pointless i see that now and the fact is if your older than high school and still smoke it it just makes you a lazy piece of shit. most of you are in denial and try to justify your addictions because you havent had the chance to stop and see for yourself. iv decided my life is better without weed and young people would be best to stay away from that shit.

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Old 12-22-2011, 09:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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also just wanted to say that newt gingrich is the man i couldnt agree more with this. there was a time when i would have called this guy a nazi or whatever but you know what that was the addict speaking who just didnt wanna be held accountable for his actions. i would hide behind that excuse of constitutional rights and all that bullshit but really what it came down to was i was just an immature kid who needed to grow the hell up (like alot of you obviously). having been older now i realize hes got the right idea, and to all you dumb college kids saying "stop oppressing me" blah blah blah just think about it if it even saves one kid from starting drugs its worth it. you would understand if you had children.

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Old 12-23-2011, 06:59 AM   #4 (permalink)
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about my assault charge it turns out i was able to get reduced to community service and suspended sentence as long as i go to rehab and get drug testing for a while and also rat out my dealer because my lawyer pretty much convinced the judge that i was addicted to weed and that i was under the influence at the time so the weed was to blame. as long as i clean up and get drug counceling they were willing to play ball, also a local newspaper wants to do a story about marijuana causing violence in young people and why it needs to be stopped in all communities that wanna legalize it and also is pushing for why we need drug testing in schools which i think is probably a good thing. so im gonna do that just to make it more convincing that i have a problem even though i dont really have that bad of one. but its probably better if i can keep other kids from smoking or better yet starting in the first place. the only way to not end up a drug addict is to not smoke in the first place afterall.

anyway this is pretty awesome im just happy im not gonna do any time but figure i at least can do some good by stopping people from getting into weed and ending up a dumbass or an addict of harder drugs which is pretty much what happens eventually as much as some of you will deny it and say its not addictive and not bad for you blah blah blah. weed is stupid and pointless i see that now and the fact is if your older than high school and still smoke it it just makes you a lazy piece of shit. most of you are in denial and try to justify your addictions because you havent had the chance to stop and see for yourself. iv decided my life is better without weed and young people would be best to stay away from that shit.

your a fucking idiot.
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Old 12-23-2011, 08:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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A fucking idiot with a fucking idiot lawyer. I've never heard of a lawyer with any amount of sense that recommends ratting out a dealer; let alone a pot one



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also just wanted to say that newt gingrich is the man i couldnt agree more with this. there was a time when i would have called this guy a nazi or whatever but you know what that was the addict speaking who just didnt wanna be held accountable for his actions. i would hide behind that excuse of constitutional rights and all that bullshit but really what it came down to was i was just an immature kid who needed to grow the hell up (like alot of you obviously). having been older now i realize hes got the right idea, and to all you dumb college kids saying "stop oppressing me" blah blah blah just think about it if it even saves one kid from starting drugs its worth it. you would understand if you had children.

I have children, and man, your parents must be very disappointed in you.
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A fucking idiot with a fucking idiot lawyer. I've never heard of a lawyer with any amount of sense that recommends ratting out a dealer; let alone a pot one



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Pretty obvious this is some nut (probably some group of facists) whose mission is to spread propaganda. Such groups know that if they throw a bunch of bull-shit, some of it will stick, to the most simple minded of people, such as himself.
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Oh your poor parents, in their wildness dreams i'm sure they could have never imaged you would turn out to be such a loser.. ugh I would not wish there disappointment on anyone.
I can't rap my head around how someone who is stone could beat someone up... thats the last thing I would ever do when I am stoned.
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- bust some dude for 'what is not a crime ___X___'
- freak the living shit out of the guy, threatening him with 'diabolical punishment ___X___'
- get him to re-asses his life and sell himself out.
- get him to publicly state newfound blasphemy on a sheeple approved medium

renegade, the system is fucking you. dont give in to the anal rape.
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Oh your poor parents, in their wildness dreams i'm sure they could have never imaged you would turn out to be such a loser.. ugh I would not wish there disappointment on anyone.
I can't rap my head around how someone who is stone could beat someone up... thats the last thing I would ever do when I am stoned.
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