I am a potential cancer survivor

The Rev · 01-06-2012, 03:38 PM

I just had a pre-cancerous spot the size of a pen mark removed that could maybe have turned into a melanoma (or maybe not). Check out how hairy I am. My whole body is like Seth Rogan's ass.

The Rev

Cerpin Taxt · 01-06-2012, 03:50 PM

Cheers to a healthy recovery!

deadhead94 · 01-06-2012, 03:56 PM

How do you know what seth rogans ass looks like?

Is the story as disturbing as I imagine?

HTAM · 01-06-2012, 03:58 PM

Well you'll probably never clinch up from sitting on a cold toilet seat....so you got that going for you, too.

profit · 01-06-2012, 03:59 PM

im glad it's gone but if your body is producing tumors/ growths, malignant or not use more cannabis. ill post a vid about raw cannabis in a minute in health & medicinal use in a minute.

HTAM · 01-06-2012, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by deadhead94

How do you know what seth rogans ass looks like?

Is the story as disturbing as I imagine?

You fuckin' Jackass...it's common knowledge that Seth Rogen shaves his ass for roles in film all the time.

Jeez.

Harry Pothead · 01-06-2012, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by deadhead94

How do you know what seth rogans ass looks like?

Is the story as disturbing as I imagine?

Please answer me dude...

Rev, thank God they caught it early....stop spending so much time in the sun.

Sir-Ex · 01-06-2012, 04:28 PM

Good luck Rev. Take this as a sign to further improve your health and make healthier decisions for your lifestyle and stuff like that.

btw, nice ass

~1~ · 01-06-2012, 04:38 PM

It was 9mmx6mm, basal cell carcinoma and as we can plainly see, NOT on my ass.

Welcome to the club.

The Rev · 01-06-2012, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by deadhead94

How do you know what seth rogans ass looks like?

Is the story as disturbing as I imagine?

He's in a movie where he bones Kathrine Heigl and, while the trauma of watching him mount her has been most burned away by sweet repression, there still exists enough memory of the event to tell me that his ass was not a pleasant sight.

BTW, that's not my ass. Just my lower back / love handle. Since I started using testosterone replacement I've turned into a fucking wookie. Just the other day, in fact, someone asked me if I was Ron Jeremy.

The Rev

The Rev · 01-06-2012, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ~1~

It was 9mmx6mm, basal cell carcinoma and as we can plainly see, NOT on my ass.

Welcome to the club.

It's all those teenage sunburns coming back to haunt us, I think. To think that once I thought being tan was worth suffering great pain. Was I ever that young?

The Rev

tedkennedy · 01-06-2012, 05:42 PM

on a related note, i have really moley skin and have been meaning to have my moles checked out for years but im always too lazy to bother.

i read that moley skin is genetically related to having longer telomeres, thus live longer!001100101

Sir-Ex · 01-06-2012, 05:45 PM

Dope.

I have a good set of moles as well.

And I fear not the malignancy. My dick is just naturally TOO FUCKING HARD for that shit!

Parallax · 01-06-2012, 07:43 PM

i have tons of moles as well, everywhere on my body, and thinking about nasty shit they can turn into can be scary. so i try not to think about it too much.

turmaline · 01-06-2012, 08:04 PM

DAMn cancer! im so glad you didnt get ass cancer Rev. my friend. you know if we were trapped in the middle of no where i would have chewed that melanoma out of your ass with my bare teeth!
Nah..f'real though my mom is just getting through breast cancer treatment..its fucking hell..I make light of it by saying every now an then when she gets out of hand.."yeah whateever , you're bald" good times haha we try to make it.

Harry Pothead · 01-06-2012, 08:05 PM

pics of bald mom?

turmaline · 01-06-2012, 08:10 PM

Shes starting to get the velcro look..sawry haha.
Oh and glad your okay too Mr.1 sheebuzzz!

kitch · 01-06-2012, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by profit

im glad it's gone but if your body is producing tumors/ growths, malignant or not use more cannabis. ill post a vid about raw cannabis in a minute in health & medicinal use in a minute.

You're the worst kind of idiot. The dangerous kind.

not saying that cannabis would hurt you, but claiming it prevents skin cancer is just irresponsible.

Rev I'm glad you're ok. I'm counting on you to keep posting until Im old.

profit · 01-06-2012, 09:12 PM

dude- kitch, wtf. im advocating it for tumor problems. but everyone knows it has anti cancer effects.

you my gmo sir, are the idiot.

/watch?v=REBsInyCMUg
/watch?v=Z4e9g1XIkcc

cannbis is illegal for one reason, because it's a fucking miracle.

dont run your mouth with such ignorance, please.

deadhead94 · 01-06-2012, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by profit

but everyone knows it has anti cancer effects.

cannbis is illegal for one reason, because it's a fucking miracle.

dont run your mouth with such ignorance, please.

it has known anti cancer effects in the lab as purified chemicals.

cannabis is illegal because alcohol wasn't any more and they didn't want a bunch of people out of a job during the depression. Not to mention its threat to the pulp/paper industry and dupont. and it was an easy way to attack Mexicans.

so you should do that thing with the refraining from mouth ignorance. even though you are typing.

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profit restore the republic Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,255 Thanks: 818 Thanked 357 Times in 237 Posts	im glad it's gone but if your body is producing tumors/ growths, malignant or not use more cannabis. ill post a vid about raw cannabis in a minute in health & medicinal use in a minute. __________________ Cowardice asks the question - is it safe? Expediency asks the question - is it politic? Vanity asks the question - is it popular? But conscience asks the question - is it right? And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular; but one must take it because it is right. - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. follow https://twitter.com/#!/curtiswm - sub http://www.youtube.com/user/66sicksfishstix

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,821 Times in 2,258 Posts	Good luck Rev. Take this as a sign to further improve your health and make healthier decisions for your lifestyle and stuff like that. btw, nice ass __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,925 Thanks: 466 Thanked 1,581 Times in 925 Posts	It was 9mmx6mm, basal cell carcinoma and as we can plainly see, NOT on my ass. Welcome to the club. __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

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tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 71 Thanked 585 Times in 364 Posts	on a related note, i have really moley skin and have been meaning to have my moles checked out for years but im always too lazy to bother. i read that moley skin is genetically related to having longer telomeres, thus live longer!001100101 __________________ matthew munari

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,821 Times in 2,258 Posts	Dope. I have a good set of moles as well. And I fear not the malignancy. My dick is just naturally TOO FUCKING HARD for that shit! __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	i have tons of moles as well, everywhere on my body, and thinking about nasty shit they can turn into can be scary. so i try not to think about it too much. __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	DAMn cancer! im so glad you didnt get ass cancer Rev. my friend. you know if we were trapped in the middle of no where i would have chewed that melanoma out of your ass with my bare teeth! Nah..f'real though my mom is just getting through breast cancer treatment..its fucking hell..I make light of it by saying every now an then when she gets out of hand.."yeah whateever , you're bald" good times haha we try to make it. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

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turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	Shes starting to get the velcro look..sawry haha. Oh and glad your okay too Mr.1 sheebuzzz! __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

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profit restore the republic Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,255 Thanks: 818 Thanked 357 Times in 237 Posts	dude- kitch, wtf. im advocating it for tumor problems. but everyone knows it has anti cancer effects. you my gmo sir, are the idiot. /watch?v=REBsInyCMUg /watch?v=Z4e9g1XIkcc cannbis is illegal for one reason, because it's a fucking miracle. dont run your mouth with such ignorance, please. __________________ Cowardice asks the question - is it safe? Expediency asks the question - is it politic? Vanity asks the question - is it popular? But conscience asks the question - is it right? And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular; but one must take it because it is right. - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. follow https://twitter.com/#!/curtiswm - sub http://www.youtube.com/user/66sicksfishstix

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