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Old 01-11-2012, 09:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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fuck men

Fuck Men. for all i care you could all wake up with vaginas tomorrow. as a physical part of your anatomy. you and i both know..you arent God and you didnt write the bible. Dracula would have killed more victims as a woman seeing men are easier targets in the sex trade..and fuck the "Wolfman" there could be so many more werewolves out there via pro wolf creation but thatll never happen seeing you are a "wolfMAN" pffffft.
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Old 01-11-2012, 09:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-11-2012, 09:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i could have sworn you made this thread before...
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i was using it to treat an ear infection and I figured, "hey, why not pour some of this on my balls?"
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It's like we're in fucking bizarro world or something. Smoke a joint? Go to jail! Kill an entire ecosytem, and possibly much more than that? Get a golden parachute.

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Old 01-11-2012, 09:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 01-11-2012, 09:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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and yet, at the end of the day, we'll still have the penis
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Old 01-11-2012, 09:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 01-11-2012, 10:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Stop it! you will not sway me!
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Old 01-11-2012, 10:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ive had many encounters with evil women. i think people are bad regardless of sexual anatomy.
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Dont be bringing women into this...im warning all yall.
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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and youd have a really hard time fucking a man, anatomically speaking, of course.
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Old 01-12-2012, 12:13 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I'll stick to women thankyouverymuch
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Old 01-12-2012, 12:21 AM   #12 (permalink)
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you mean woman. singular. being that you have a child n stuff
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Old 01-12-2012, 12:27 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Would you believe i actually changed it from woman because i thought i was spelling wrong!
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you arent God and you didnt write the bible.

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we pretty much did.
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As a man I can tell you this: we are the worst.
wtf is this... god damn, you aint no man anyways terry. We've all seen your transformation, your a god damn 43 year old lesbian now probably driving a big rig with a big gulp to match that you save and run through your dishwasher.
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Old 01-12-2012, 05:11 AM   #16 (permalink)
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mafoo gets it right.


assholes are independent of genitalia, and in all instances, are only a few inches away from.
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Old 01-12-2012, 05:34 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Nope it's men. It's something about the ball sac. It throws everthing off!
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My nuts are perfectly balanced.
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But all the ball sacs swingin everywhere are making things all....ball sacky.
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Old 01-12-2012, 06:04 AM   #20 (permalink)
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My nuts are perfectly balanced.
really because I have definitely left side heavy.
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