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Old 01-29-2012, 08:09 AM   #161 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2012, 08:15 AM   #162 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2012, 09:05 AM   #166 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2012, 09:46 AM   #167 (permalink)
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he probably won't come back now for a couple of years..
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Old 01-29-2012, 09:52 AM   #168 (permalink)
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Old 03-17-2012, 11:50 AM   #169 (permalink)
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whats the latest with the whole gf fiasco we need an update fender?
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Old 03-17-2012, 02:19 PM   #170 (permalink)
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i got chlamydia.


She got pregnant.


abortion scheduled for this coming wensday. I'll let you know if she goes through with it.

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Old 03-17-2012, 02:24 PM   #171 (permalink)
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You got the clap from her, Fender????



And about the abortion... that's tough stuff man...

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Old 03-17-2012, 02:48 PM   #172 (permalink)
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i got chlamydia.


She got pregnant.


abortion scheduled for this coming wensday. I'll let you know if she goes through with it.

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Old 03-17-2012, 02:48 PM   #173 (permalink)
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si. rough stuff indeed.


it has mentally fucked me. Crazy how different you can view shit when you actually have a girl pregnant, as apposed to just the concept of chicks getting abortions.
I've been so irresponsible...

yeah idk, there is more to be said, maybe i'll feel like typing it out later.
emotional times.

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Old 03-17-2012, 02:55 PM   #174 (permalink)
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sorry to hear about the pregnancy bit, though. Lot of tough mindscapes to navigate through in the upcoming days, huh? Give me a shout if you need a female perspective (don't know why the fuck you would need that ) You'll figure it out, dude. Somehow.
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Sorry Fender.... reality is hard sometimes.
You'll work through it I hope.

And if you need.... you know where to find me.

I haven't had to make the call myself....
But I've helped fund friends and family who couldn't afford them...
So yea... I've helped terminate poss. nieces and nephews....

It ain't easy even on that front... and I can pretend like I know what it's like to terminate my own seed.

But if you need an ear... I'm listening.

First things first... get that cleared up!
And maybe make sure she does too if you're going to be staying w/ her.

I don't mean to pry.... but how'd you get it.

You've been for a while????? Are you two exclusive....???

Know what I'm saying???

I hate to say it.... but if she picked it up somewhere.... make sure the fetus is yours if you two are exclusive ect....
But maybe that is hasty.... maybe YOU had it for a while, not her.

The clap can lay dormant for a while, so it's hard to know for sure....

At any rate... hate to see a friend experience suffering.

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Please tell me you aren't simply taking her word that she's pregnant? And that you aren't simply taking her word that she's going to get an abortion.

lol at chlamydia though. Guess it coulda been worse.

Good call sage, didn't even think about it being his or not.

Jesus christ fender.
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Good call sage, didn't even think about it being his or not.

I don't like to be all 'JERRY! JERRY!' about this shit..... but honestly.....

Some one got it from some one.....

Apparently the symptoms can be latent in and either could have it for a while.... and in females even years before symptoms arise..... due to the geography of the terrain.


But honestly.... just curious.... it came from one of you two.
Which leads me to ask... exclusive relationship?
This situation raises my eyebrows a little.

It's your call Fender... but it's a curious situation to me.

Get treated, Both get tested... if there is one STD there could be more???

Just concern man, not trying to be drama-queen here.
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