fenderbender

so my newish girlfriend shaved my entire crotch area a lil bit ago.
asshole, gooch, balls, dick and top area. all gone.

interesting experience

besides looking weirdly prepubescent and excess sweating at first, suffered no ill consequences. it is now growing back and never itched at all really.

Ive also started to eat out the gf's ass occasionally. shes a really clean girl so it is fun and safe lol. love it.

I also got my asshole licked once so far.
Another interesting experience lol



still no anal sex tho... :/



so yeah, just figured id share.
Feel free to relate any of your own stories or discuss anything really.

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my_scatterheart

wait so by ":/" you mean you're sad she didn't put it in your butt yet, right? I mean, just for clarity's sake..

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Sir-Ex

You guys sure love assholes lol.

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SageTree

@ scatter's comment !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!


fender.... was just thinking yesterday, 'man have not seen that kid around for a while.'

Way to make an entrance.

Always a genderbender

Glad you're around Brother!

And by 'interesting', you mean 'fucking awesome, you nearly blew your load immediately, beg her for it all the time', right?

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fenderbender

ive also snorted cocaine off her ass recently as well.

good times

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Captain Cannabis

what else about bums?

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jed

fuckin ell!
ive never had an omg moment till now!dead funny
just go with it mate-i wud
peace
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Flamingnun

I'll bet this turns out to be some 40 year old guy wearing a girl outfit.

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fenderbender

also, this girl is legally a midget at 4'9, so im getting my butthole licked by a midget.

goodtimes goodtimes

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jed

stop it ill piss meself

Sir-Ex

lol my sister and I were talking about what differentiates a casually physical relationship and a romantic relationship, and I jokingly remarked that it's not romantic until you're snorting coke off their asshole.


Whoda thunk I'd be reading about someone doing just that only days later?

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jed

i gotta meet ur sister she sound so cool
my missus wud slap me 4 sayin that lol
i shaved once years ago and it itched like fuk for 2 weeks
shavin is for life-not just for xmas

SageTree

Practically some Fenderdomas type predictions

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my_scatterheart

Is that like a male right of passage? I had an ex who insisted on bumcoke. I don't get it.

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jed

im welsh and never heard of bum coke!rofl
fukin weird

Sir-Ex

For some guys it is, or some variant of it.


I would never do it with a girlfriend. It's more the sort of thing you'd do with a whore for me.



(I don't buy whores either, I'm such a good boy)

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Sir-Ex

Psychologically, I think it's a tendency for men to want to reach a good depth of debauchery, for women too a lot these days.


It's encouraged these days it seems.

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Cerpin Taxt

You are going to live to regret this decision once it all starts growing back in.

Godspeed.

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jed

ive not laffed so much in ages-cheers boys

Stanton Peedman

if the lord were real, he'd be smiting some shit right about now