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Old 01-21-2012, 09:40 PM   #21 (permalink)
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You have nothing to worry about Mr T.

You're good looking.
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Old 01-21-2012, 09:56 PM   #22 (permalink)
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He's a football/soccer coach..and an accountant..owns his own home..he's 26 years old.
Sounds gay to me.

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Old 01-21-2012, 09:58 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Sounds gay to me.
ahahahahhah
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Old 01-22-2012, 10:22 PM   #24 (permalink)
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The other day i thought this thread had been deleted.:/
Im gay!..im not going on the date because im still hooked on my ex "lover" who's on the Other side of the continent and still texts me. Damn Him!
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Old 01-23-2012, 02:49 AM   #25 (permalink)
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i would prob go on the date for that very reason. X's u cant realy have hurt the brain and heart to much.

tips for dating lets see..i have none i havent been on a date sense i was doing lots of heroin.

dont do heroin on the date...thats a good one. lets see what else...eh just be u..your a sweetheart so u will be fine.
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Old 01-23-2012, 03:39 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Tell him that you made a thread about it on Yahooka.. Ya never know.. it could be someone from here.. that would be an interesting icebreaker.

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Ahh a romance ..Canada style. Fuck, why is everything Canadian so fucking boring???????
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Old 01-23-2012, 09:24 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Ahh a romance ..Canada style. Fuck, why is everything Canadian so fucking boring???????
because you don't know anything about canada
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because you don't know anything about canada
I only know that your all fucking boring. must be something to do with the cold. freezes any interesting characteristics.
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I only know that your all fucking boring. must be something to do with the cold. freezes any interesting characteristics.
I concur.
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Old 01-24-2012, 01:59 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Treat em mean, keep em keen.

Though not to the point where they think you are not interested.
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Old 01-24-2012, 04:40 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Okay here's the deal. I've just accepted a date with my girlfriends roomate. He's a football/soccer coach..and an accountant..owns his own home..he's 26 years old. i am choosing to act my own self...not the asshole side..but the freespirited side...im not going to pretend to be someone i am not..as in..holding back..bein shy..
GuYs i havent been on a date since 1995..so this is why i am asking for tips....also i may act like a dirty filthy whore..is it wrong....does it make me less of a woman..because i know what i want and i am not looking for anything serious at this moment...im not talking about full onn dirty sex...i mean.."mental" dirt whorishness..
Nvm im coming off as a whore hahhahaha....i just want to have fun.
Fuck itll all end with some sort of panti remover. ..
have you met the guy before? what kind of age gap are we talking here?

i think from a womans perspective it is really hard to screw up a date, just be friendly, no need to impress or anything. dont put up any red flags that might suggest you are emotionally unstable, dont make awkward self deprecating jokes

most men just care about respectability and banging, and as long as you are respectable (ie would they feel comfortable introducing you to their parents one day) and bangable, then your golden. i dont think you should have a problem

just a disclaimer though i have never been on an actual date so my advice is most likely bad
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