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01-20-2012, 10:33 PM
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dating tips for everyone!!
Okay here's the deal. I've just accepted a date with my girlfriends roomate. He's a football/soccer coach..and an accountant..owns his own home..he's 26 years old. i am choosing to act my own self...not the asshole side..but the freespirited side...im not going to pretend to be someone i am not..as in..holding back..bein shy..
GuYs i havent been on a date since 1995..so this is why i am asking for tips....also i may act like a dirty filthy whore..is it wrong....does it make me less of a woman..because i know what i want and i am not looking for anything serious at this moment...im not talking about full onn dirty sex...i mean.."mental" dirt whorishness.. Nvm im coming off as a whore hahhahaha....i just want to have fun. Fuck itll all end with some sort of panti remover. ..
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01-20-2012, 10:35 PM
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stay safe.
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01-20-2012, 10:38 PM
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Well since you are a dirty whore... this date should be no problem
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01-20-2012, 10:47 PM
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Stay safe?..guys i am not dumb Jesus....all i meant was ..nvm...i dont want to come off as desperado..because i am not..i still kinda want my far off cheating lover...Thats it..ill play mind games.
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01-20-2012, 11:01 PM
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you gonna put it in his butt?
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01-20-2012, 11:17 PM
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Take me literally, and hell yeah if he wants it he'll get it up the as fo sho.:d No, dont take me literally.
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01-21-2012, 12:04 AM
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Someone delete this whorish thread!
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01-21-2012, 12:13 AM
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<3 you T.
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01-21-2012, 03:55 AM
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you should do the trick where you pretend you are yawning but then you put your arm around him
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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just don't get drunk and it will be alright. put him at ease and then talk to him straight.
'your place or mine' is all that really needs to be said. Just stay off the juice.
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01-21-2012, 09:57 AM
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No drinking?
Why? A few drinks between you two is like guaranteed action in my experience. Just don't get sloshed. ...unless you both want to get shitty. Lol but that's not a very classy 1st date.
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awwww yeeeeaaaahhhh
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01-21-2012, 09:19 PM
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 You know, you're driving and you suddenly stop and reactively reach to stop the passenger from lunging forward. Instead of putting your arm on his chest you should put it on his balls. |
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