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Old 01-21-2012, 09:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The phone rings, you pick it up, and the caller identifies himself as an officer of the court. He says you failed to report for jury duty and that a warrant is out for your arrest. You say you never received a notice. To clear it up, the caller says he'll need some information for "verification purposes"-your birth date, social security number, maybe even a credit card number.

This is when you should hang up the phone. It's a scam.
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It's not a bad thing. We all chubbed a little on that one. The Reps really needed to be called out on their obstructionist ways. It's like they're stuck in Gingrich mode, and can't get out. They really need to reinvent themselves, bring in some new people, and really REALLY become the party of self-reliance and small government they'd like us to believe they are. Right now, they just seem like a bunch of pies.
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Old 01-21-2012, 10:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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no government entity is going to need your social over the phone.
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Old 01-21-2012, 10:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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no government entity is going to need your social over the phone.
exactly, but not everyone thinks about that
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It's not a bad thing. We all chubbed a little on that one. The Reps really needed to be called out on their obstructionist ways. It's like they're stuck in Gingrich mode, and can't get out. They really need to reinvent themselves, bring in some new people, and really REALLY become the party of self-reliance and small government they'd like us to believe they are. Right now, they just seem like a bunch of pies.
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Old 01-21-2012, 10:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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lol warrant for jury duty.
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After seeing the episode of Family Guy where Peter gets called for jury duty I started wondering: What actually happens if you ignore the letter?

Are you guys bound by law to show up, or is it more on a volunteer basis?
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Pretty voluntary. In fact, most yahookans would probably be dismissed as a juror if they report for jury duty.
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Old 01-21-2012, 10:28 AM   #8 (permalink)
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well, being the dummy i am. i was dumb enough to fill out the form and send it back last time i got one. its my understanding that if you dont send that back they really have no way of proving you recieved notice and cant do anything to you. but because i sent it back, they knew i got it. so if i didnt call in on the days they told me to i could face problems. but luckily i did not get called.
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The phone rings, you pick it up, and the caller identifies himself as an officer of the court.

then you hang up the phone.

Any time the phone rings and there is even a slight pause, I hang up. A friend will call back...an autodialer will not (not immediately anyway.)

I get free *69 so it's not hard to tell who is calling, and I know everyone's number who should/would be calling.


Also when a warrant is issued you won't know until , you're arrested/stopped for some other infraction, or the warrant is being served, by cops.
"officers" don't call on the phone...they call at your door.

And they are police officers not "officers of the court".

lol.
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i get called for jury duty every three years, this last time i just ignored it and it went away
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i get called for jury duty every three years, this last time i just ignored it and it went away
wow. i've actually never been called for jury duty (probably because i've only been in the same state for 2 years or less since I graduated high school)
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then you hang up the phone.

Any time the phone rings and there is even a slight pause, I hang up. A friend will call back...an autodialer will not (not immediately anyway.)

I get free *69 so it's not hard to tell who is calling, and I know everyone's number who should/would be calling.


Also when a warrant is issued you won't know until , you're arrested/stopped for some other infraction, or the warrant is being served, by cops.
"officers" don't call on the phone...they call at your door.

And they are police officers not "officers of the court".

lol.
as far as a i know, you must be notified of the fact that you have a warrant by mail. i guess if you do something really bad the mail gets deliverd by a man with a badge lol
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every time i go there's the same homeless vet(so he says) begging out front too..

the cases are almost always civil suits
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long time ago as a surveyor, I was asked by an engineer to assist in calculating the angle/direction of bullets from the 8 holes they left in walls and woodwork...in a bar room shooting/shootout.

that was interesting.

never did do jury duty, but I've not lived long enough in one place to have been contacted for it
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i once heard a guy get beat with a bat at the cemetary riding my bike home from work..i drove from then on

i've been here 16 years now, smoking weed on the deck,i'm pretty settled
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There was a time I thought it would be pretty cool to sit on a jury. Never was called, despite I was in all the proper pools. My ex-husband, on the other hand, got 3 summons and isn't even an American citizen. My daughter got a summons when she was in prison. Go figure!
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last time i went, the court next to us, the plaintiff was missing half his face, everything from the bridge of his nose downward was gone..can you imagine sitting on a jury and looking at that poor guy all day? i bet they settled that case
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