Yahooka is like...

AnimalLover420 · 01-29-2012, 12:15 PM

I've seen some pretty decent analogies for this place in my years. It's a strange addiction that very few have been able to permanently break. Here is how I see Yahooka:

Yahooka is like a discount store in the slummy part of town. At first, you might think "Hell no, I'm not going in that place", but once you get inside you actually find some pretty cool shit.

Yahooka is like a sexy grandma. No matter how much you want to look away and not get a stiffy, you find yourself strangely attracted to the foxy old lady with the smeared lipstick.

Your turn...

Man in Black · 01-29-2012, 12:18 PM

my neighborhood bar. like Cheers.

The Rev · 01-29-2012, 12:24 PM

YaHooka is Paradise. I know this because there are at least 70 virgins here.

The Rev

Geeno · 01-29-2012, 12:25 PM

I feel like Yahooka is an appropriate place to share fleeting thoughts and feelings, as well as discuss your life without the inherent narcissism of doing such things on another outlet like facebook.

Dr. Nick Nasty · 01-29-2012, 01:24 PM

Yahooka is like Cheers. Everybody knows your name and shit-talks you behind your back. But in the end its about the love.

The Don · 01-29-2012, 01:38 PM

what i like about the place is that most of the burns have been years in the making. I guess that's why it's so hard for new people to get a foot in.

So I guess yahooka is like being the new kid in the graduating grade 1 month before exams.

Does that make sense?

Roach · 01-29-2012, 02:19 PM

Yahooka is like...history.

gone are those days of noobs beating down the doors to pick up on some of the latest/most experienced cannabis info regarding use/activism.

Once the forums became basically a general discussion group it's fate was pretty much determined.

It lost it's uniqueness.

I suppose thats free enterprise.

Sir-Ex · 01-29-2012, 02:24 PM

Yahooka is like this internet message board that I go to.

farmergiles · 01-29-2012, 02:30 PM

Yahooka is like a spaceship ploughing its way through the ether on a journey many light years long. The captain has gone and neither the mission parameters or the spaceship controls are fully understood by the crew.

Terry · 01-29-2012, 02:32 PM

^Of course the Brit must keep his analogy in the confines of Bowie.

shai_hulud · 01-29-2012, 06:23 PM

yahooka is like the gutter of a bowling alley. if the bowling alley was gutter only.

Sir-Ex · 01-29-2012, 06:27 PM

I agree with the cheers analogy the most. My post is lame because what I think had already been said pretty much.

The only big difference is that I haven't had sex with any of the members here yet.

shai_hulud · 01-29-2012, 06:37 PM

yet.

turmaline · 01-29-2012, 06:56 PM

"Yahooka is like" totally awesome..like OMG..like Yahooka has like pics of butts and stuff sometimes like OMG! and like like OMG...people like looking at the butts here... like totally radical.

shai_hulud · 01-29-2012, 07:01 PM

to add to that; AL420 posted a picture of her pussy. she's got a nice pussy. would fap to again.

Sir-Ex · 01-29-2012, 07:17 PM

what?

shai_hulud · 01-29-2012, 07:28 PM

yeah, years ago. i wish i saved the pic, won't lie.

Sir-Ex · 01-29-2012, 07:30 PM

pffffffft

shai_hulud · 01-29-2012, 07:31 PM

al can confirm this.

kitch · 01-29-2012, 07:33 PM

shut up shai.

01-29-2012, 12:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
AnimalLover420 Love Junkie Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: US Posts: 2,442 Thanks: 716 Thanked 1,064 Times in 447 Posts	Yahooka is like... I've seen some pretty decent analogies for this place in my years. It's a strange addiction that very few have been able to permanently break. Here is how I see Yahooka: Yahooka is like a discount store in the slummy part of town. At first, you might think "Hell no, I'm not going in that place", but once you get inside you actually find some pretty cool shit. Yahooka is like a sexy grandma. No matter how much you want to look away and not get a stiffy, you find yourself strangely attracted to the foxy old lady with the smeared lipstick. Your turn... __________________ ****************************************

01-29-2012, 12:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,200 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	my neighborhood bar. like Cheers. __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

01-29-2012, 12:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	YaHooka is Paradise. I know this because there are at least 70 virgins here. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

01-29-2012, 01:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dr. Nick Nasty Reactionary Radical Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New York/New Jersey Metro Wasteland Posts: 1,049 Blog Entries: 5 Thanks: 653 Thanked 364 Times in 232 Posts	Yahooka is like Cheers. Everybody knows your name and shit-talks you behind your back. But in the end its about the love. __________________ "I do not wish any mass at all, but honest men only, lovely, sweet, accomplished women only."-Emma Goldman

01-29-2012, 01:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
The Don You follow? Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 11,151 Thanks: 544 Thanked 781 Times in 426 Posts	what i like about the place is that most of the burns have been years in the making. I guess that's why it's so hard for new people to get a foot in. So I guess yahooka is like being the new kid in the graduating grade 1 month before exams. Does that make sense? __________________ I am genuienly sad about my thanks:post ratio

01-29-2012, 02:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,184 Thanks: 2,372 Thanked 1,986 Times in 1,509 Posts	Yahooka is like...history. gone are those days of noobs beating down the doors to pick up on some of the latest/most experienced cannabis info regarding use/activism. Once the forums became basically a general discussion group it's fate was pretty much determined. It lost it's uniqueness. I suppose thats free enterprise. __________________ לזיין את הקופים Last edited by Roach; 01-29-2012 at 02:40 PM.

01-29-2012, 02:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,820 Times in 2,258 Posts	Yahooka is like this internet message board that I go to. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

01-29-2012, 02:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
farmergiles Yahookan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sick of the hatred and the lies Posts: 7,806 Thanks: 2,285 Thanked 3,749 Times in 2,554 Posts	Yahooka is like a spaceship ploughing its way through the ether on a journey many light years long. The captain has gone and neither the mission parameters or the spaceship controls are fully understood by the crew. __________________ Cultivate a stoic calmness *Fuck the Monkeys* Every Kind of Vice

01-29-2012, 02:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
Terry Militant Pacifist Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Moscow, Idaho Posts: 8,535 Thanks: 2,128 Thanked 2,390 Times in 1,188 Posts	^Of course the Brit must keep his analogy in the confines of Bowie. __________________ There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. -Sylvia Plath

01-29-2012, 06:23 PM	#11 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	yahooka is like the gutter of a bowling alley. if the bowling alley was gutter only. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

01-29-2012, 06:27 PM	#12 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,820 Times in 2,258 Posts	I agree with the cheers analogy the most. My post is lame because what I think had already been said pretty much. The only big difference is that I haven't had sex with any of the members here yet. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

01-29-2012, 06:37 PM	#13 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	yet. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

01-29-2012, 06:56 PM	#14 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	"Yahooka is like" totally awesome..like OMG..like Yahooka has like pics of butts and stuff sometimes like OMG! and like like OMG...people like looking at the butts here... like totally radical. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

01-29-2012, 07:01 PM	#15 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	to add to that; AL420 posted a picture of her pussy. she's got a nice pussy. would fap to again. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

01-29-2012, 07:17 PM	#16 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,820 Times in 2,258 Posts	what? __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

01-29-2012, 07:28 PM	#17 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	yeah, years ago. i wish i saved the pic, won't lie. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

01-29-2012, 07:30 PM	#18 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,820 Times in 2,258 Posts	pffffffft __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

01-29-2012, 07:31 PM	#19 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	al can confirm this. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

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