so who needs to get laid soon?

Stanton Peedman · 01-31-2012, 07:30 PM

don't read into it more than you should, obviously everyone needs to get laid soon, but I mean who REALLY needs to get laid soon to keep sanity!?

I'm in this boat, and I'll be your captain for this shit ridden voyage into desperation.

Ladies, this is not a male only thread, if by some miracle you're out there please do not hesitate to join in on this cruise.

has it been a while? Are you just busy? Need to get a new social circle cuz you've used up all of your past connections? Whats your hold up and how do you feel you will get passed it? How have you been successful in the past? What is your true outlook for the future?

tips, tricks, words of advice, insults, whateva you got, put it here!

And dammit lets all get laid in the next week and post pics and stories here!

Engage!

Cerpin Taxt · 01-31-2012, 07:34 PM

Tip #1: Don't act desperate.

Black · 01-31-2012, 07:37 PM

i joined a play at university, got the lead. drama bitches be fucking like cray ya dig?

**Mafoo** · 01-31-2012, 07:38 PM

my advice is to be pretty direct, but not verbally, and be as such often.

Stanton Peedman · 01-31-2012, 07:48 PM

so are you guys getting laid often or what?

Terry · 01-31-2012, 07:55 PM

Have you seen Mafoo?

I bet that nigga has to beat the ladies back with a stick.

Stanton Peedman · 01-31-2012, 07:58 PM

what about u Terry?

u beating those ladies w/ ur stick?

Terry · 01-31-2012, 08:02 PM

Not lately, new town and all.

My neighbor is throwing a party this weekend, hope to meet some new ppl, and some ladiez.

**Mafoo** · 01-31-2012, 08:14 PM

im not beating any women with sticks lol.

confidence is a huge part of it, and being funny can help.

you know how sometimes when you are talking to someone and its going well then all of a sudden it seems like all the energy is gone from the convo and neither person has much to say? if you can get past those moments with ladies, you are looking pretty good as far as having their interest.

also, im not a player. i got out to have fun, and see where it takes me

Terry · 01-31-2012, 08:16 PM

lol @ sticks comment.

**Mafoo** · 01-31-2012, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stanton Peedman

so are you guys getting laid often or what?

im in a relationship at the moment so

turmaline · 01-31-2012, 08:55 PM

Just started volunteering at the Humane Society...long walks..ya dig me?

The Rev · 01-31-2012, 11:27 PM

It's gone way beyond, "Needing to get laid to preserve sanity"

Way beyond.

The Rev

Mescalito · 01-31-2012, 11:55 PM

Tip 2: Don't beat the ladies with sticks.

M

FourtySecondRip · 02-01-2012, 04:21 AM

sometimes thats just what they want and need

(just get the go-ahead first)

Sir-Ex · 02-01-2012, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mescalito

Tip 2: Don't beat the ladies with sticks.

M

Hmmm. What about a few love whacks with the ol cock-a-roonie?

Dr. Nick Nasty · 02-01-2012, 06:52 AM

I've always found the less you obsess about getting laid, the easier it is--simply because you're not giving off desperate vibes.

adventure · 02-01-2012, 07:12 AM

here is a move I used in High school which was really scummy and I regret doing it but it got me laid. find a chick that has a crush on you and pretend to like her, she will sleep with you if she really likes you. or just go to a shady bar and get some skank. You don't need to tell your friends or show them pictures

Captain Cannabis · 02-01-2012, 07:48 AM

its been almost 14 hours... so yeah, i guess we are all in the same boat here

Bearsy · 02-01-2012, 07:51 AM

Eh, I've never gotten enough regular sex to really need it ever.
I'm going on 14 months now.
It'd be nice to get laid but it's really not even an issue anymore.

01-31-2012, 07:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Stanton Peedman Paradorable Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: someplace important Posts: 239 Thanks: 83 Thanked 115 Times in 65 Posts	so who needs to get laid soon? don't read into it more than you should, obviously everyone needs to get laid soon, but I mean who REALLY needs to get laid soon to keep sanity!? I'm in this boat, and I'll be your captain for this shit ridden voyage into desperation. Ladies, this is not a male only thread, if by some miracle you're out there please do not hesitate to join in on this cruise. has it been a while? Are you just busy? Need to get a new social circle cuz you've used up all of your past connections? Whats your hold up and how do you feel you will get passed it? How have you been successful in the past? What is your true outlook for the future? tips, tricks, words of advice, insults, whateva you got, put it here! And dammit lets all get laid in the next week and post pics and stories here! Engage! Last edited by Stanton Peedman; 01-31-2012 at 07:37 PM.

01-31-2012, 07:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	Tip #1: Don't act desperate. __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts

01-31-2012, 07:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
Black YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 761 Thanks: 367 Thanked 312 Times in 197 Posts	i joined a play at university, got the lead. drama bitches be fucking like cray ya dig? __________________ formality known as higherlearner84, la coka nostra and finding balance.

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	my advice is to be pretty direct, but not verbally, and be as such often. __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

01-31-2012, 07:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
Terry Militant Pacifist Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Moscow, Idaho Posts: 8,535 Thanks: 2,128 Thanked 2,390 Times in 1,188 Posts	Have you seen Mafoo? I bet that nigga has to beat the ladies back with a stick. __________________ There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. -Sylvia Plath

01-31-2012, 07:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stanton Peedman Paradorable Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: someplace important Posts: 239 Thanks: 83 Thanked 115 Times in 65 Posts	so are you guys getting laid often or what?

01-31-2012, 07:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
Stanton Peedman Paradorable Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: someplace important Posts: 239 Thanks: 83 Thanked 115 Times in 65 Posts	what about u Terry? u beating those ladies w/ ur stick?

01-31-2012, 08:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
Terry Militant Pacifist Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Moscow, Idaho Posts: 8,535 Thanks: 2,128 Thanked 2,390 Times in 1,188 Posts	Not lately, new town and all. My neighbor is throwing a party this weekend, hope to meet some new ppl, and some ladiez. __________________ There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. -Sylvia Plath

01-31-2012, 08:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	im not beating any women with sticks lol. confidence is a huge part of it, and being funny can help. you know how sometimes when you are talking to someone and its going well then all of a sudden it seems like all the energy is gone from the convo and neither person has much to say? if you can get past those moments with ladies, you are looking pretty good as far as having their interest. also, im not a player. i got out to have fun, and see where it takes me __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

01-31-2012, 08:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
Terry Militant Pacifist Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Moscow, Idaho Posts: 8,535 Thanks: 2,128 Thanked 2,390 Times in 1,188 Posts	lol @ sticks comment. __________________ There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. -Sylvia Plath

01-31-2012, 08:55 PM	#12 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	Just started volunteering at the Humane Society...long walks..ya dig me? __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

01-31-2012, 11:27 PM	#13 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	It's gone way beyond, "Needing to get laid to preserve sanity" Way beyond. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,295 Thanks: 867 Thanked 908 Times in 445 Posts	Tip 2: Don't beat the ladies with sticks. M

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FourtySecondRip ECS Join Date: May 2002 Location: Emerald City Posts: 820 Thanks: 25 Thanked 107 Times in 87 Posts	sometimes thats just what they want and need (just get the go-ahead first) __________________ ..,,,O,,,.. <\FSR/> .,._/\_.,

02-01-2012, 06:52 AM	#17 (permalink)
Dr. Nick Nasty Reactionary Radical Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New York/New Jersey Metro Wasteland Posts: 1,049 Blog Entries: 5 Thanks: 653 Thanked 364 Times in 232 Posts	I've always found the less you obsess about getting laid, the easier it is--simply because you're not giving off desperate vibes. __________________ "I do not wish any mass at all, but honest men only, lovely, sweet, accomplished women only."-Emma Goldman

02-01-2012, 07:12 AM	#18 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,465 Times in 1,093 Posts	here is a move I used in High school which was really scummy and I regret doing it but it got me laid. find a chick that has a crush on you and pretend to like her, she will sleep with you if she really likes you. or just go to a shady bar and get some skank. You don't need to tell your friends or show them pictures __________________ Coming Full Range

02-01-2012, 07:48 AM	#19 (permalink)
Captain Cannabis safety word: more Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: m.i.a. Posts: 13,922 Thanks: 2,705 Thanked 3,174 Times in 1,812 Posts	its been almost 14 hours... so yeah, i guess we are all in the same boat here __________________ fuck the monkeys

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