my sister

ionlylooklazy · 02-11-2012, 01:28 AM

Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked...
Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

Xil · 02-11-2012, 01:36 AM

:golfclap:

eldizle · 02-11-2012, 06:03 AM

chuckles.

Mescalito · 02-11-2012, 07:21 AM

Dude

The Don · 02-11-2012, 07:23 AM

meh

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie - Google-søgning.

Mescalito · 02-11-2012, 07:25 AM

Seriously though.. My ex's brother tried to get it on with her. She was scarred for life man. I go round and use her parents computer.. and decided to look through the internet history. Fucking douche should have learned that if you look at incest porn sites.. you should probably delete the history afterwards. I didn't hate him for it.. and I don't think she did either. Just one of those things I guess. Probably a good thing for your potential mutant children that it didn't go any further than that.

M

my_scatterheart · 02-11-2012, 07:55 AM

I wish these weren't so painfully obvious...
who the f*** types like that?

Harry Pothead · 02-11-2012, 08:09 AM

adventure · 02-11-2012, 08:10 AM

I'm sure its from a forum in which you can't curse.

shai_hulud · 02-11-2012, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mescalito

Seriously though.. My ex's brother tried to get it on with her. She was scarred for life man. I go round and use her parents computer.. and decided to look through the internet history. Fucking douche should have learned that if you look at incest porn sites.. you should probably delete the history afterwards. I didn't hate him for it.. and I don't think she did either. Just one of those things I guess. Probably a good thing for your potential mutant children that it didn't go any further than that.

M

this post was infinitely more interesting and fun than the op's.

my_scatterheart · 02-11-2012, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adventure

I'm sure its from a forum in which you can't curse.

not effective if you don't change the ***'s.

clive · 02-11-2012, 09:56 AM

i didn't read the story but im guessing you fucked your sister? that's pretty fucked up bro..

**SageTree** · 02-11-2012, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Don

meh

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie - Google-søgning.

This info made me remove my thanks...
I thought it was original perhaps...

Quote:

Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

I wish these weren't so painfully obvious...
who the f*** types like that?

But then I thought....
The **** that IoLL posts sometimes....

SURELY cursing wouldn't be below him and it started to make sense this wasn't his writing at all....

Quote:

Originally Posted by clive

i didn't read the story but im guessing you fucked your sister? that's pretty fucked up bro..

**coughStarWarscough**

The Don · 02-11-2012, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SageTree

This info made me remove my thanks...
I thought it was original perhaps...

Dude I'm with ya. I'm not going to stand for that!

**SageTree** · 02-11-2012, 10:56 AM

DUDES... one time I was out on a boat trying to track down a shark that was eating all these people near the beach where I lived....

**SageTree** · 02-11-2012, 11:40 AM

^ tru story bros!

Rubix · 02-11-2012, 11:58 AM

Worst thread ever

**SageTree** · 02-11-2012, 12:05 PM

^tru story bros

LokeDogg00 · 02-11-2012, 02:18 PM

legendary, sister fucking is what i live for, if it didnt create mutant shrek babys itd be alot less frowned upon

Buds Bundy · 02-11-2012, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SageTree

DUDES... one time I was out on a boat trying to track down a shark that was eating all these people near the beach where I lived....

have you seen the video of those guys fishing and they catch an octopus

craaaazy

your jaws story made me think of that

02-11-2012, 01:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
ionlylooklazy no left turn unstoned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: washington Posts: 4,045 Thanks: 56 Thanked 559 Times in 292 Posts	my sister Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked... Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/ First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's **ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time. My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever **ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

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Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,295 Thanks: 867 Thanked 909 Times in 446 Posts	Seriously though.. My ex's brother tried to get it on with her. She was scarred for life man. I go round and use her parents computer.. and decided to look through the internet history. Fucking douche should have learned that if you look at incest porn sites.. you should probably delete the history afterwards. I didn't hate him for it.. and I don't think she did either. Just one of those things I guess. Probably a good thing for your potential mutant children that it didn't go any further than that. M

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,768 Times in 4,664 Posts	^ tru story bros! __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,768 Times in 4,664 Posts	^tru story bros __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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