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Old 03-15-2012, 11:12 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I have noticed a lack of women participating seriously to this thread. Come on, T, spill your beans.
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Old 03-15-2012, 11:14 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Mafoo those sinkers can cause tsunami like back splashes...id hate to see you get caught up on that mess.
I heard putting a single square of TP in the toilet before going prevents any back splash.
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Old 03-16-2012, 02:36 AM   #43 (permalink)
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That is a tactic I practice in conjunction with the Geeno challenge. Of course these days I tend to poop single logs or mudbutt plops, neither of which require the safety blanket.
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Old 03-16-2012, 09:24 AM   #44 (permalink)
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You guys just taught me something new. The safety blanket, I'll keep you posted.

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Old 03-16-2012, 09:32 AM   #45 (permalink)
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I think the safety blanket should be a myth busters myth!
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Old 03-16-2012, 09:38 AM   #46 (permalink)
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now I'm too scared to try

fuck it I'm going in, back in 15
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Old 03-16-2012, 09:44 AM   #47 (permalink)
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A firemans blanket is essential. Backsplash is a terrible thing.
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Old 03-16-2012, 10:00 AM   #48 (permalink)
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how do you keep the blanket to stay put? One little pre poo gas release and its now in the front of the bowl. I tried just holding it the but my aim was off and I well, I don't wanna talk about
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Old 03-16-2012, 10:32 AM   #49 (permalink)
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I have noticed a lack of women participating seriously to this thread. Come on, T, spill your beans.
Well the other day it looked like i had wiped someones ass with my tongue after about 4 Coffees before brushing my teeth/tongue.
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The geeno challenge will solve all your problems
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Old 03-16-2012, 10:54 AM   #51 (permalink)
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The geeno challenge does indeed solve the problem of splashback, unless you have unnaturally dense turds that cause a large splash.
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Old 03-16-2012, 11:22 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Just read geno challenge,I'm gonna make sure my insurance is up to date. Then I'm in
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Old 03-16-2012, 03:55 PM   #53 (permalink)
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I wipe my ass with a mixture of both styles, I usually sit down to get the majority of the shit cleaned up, but then I stand up so I can really get in there so that I don`t end up leaving any behind to avoid getting shit stains in my boxers and also to avoid the possibility of dingleberries, nobody likes dingleberries.
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Old 03-16-2012, 05:09 PM   #54 (permalink)
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When you have bleeding hemorrhoids like me from pounding too many beers over the years I don't think anyone wants to hear the clotty details.

Btw..BadDog im upset you removed your epic signature!
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Old 03-16-2012, 05:48 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Qbj, trim the hairs around you're asshole to keep them dingleberries @ bay. :thumbsup:

In the south they called them dangleberries, in Canada you call them dingleberries, in the midwest they just look @ you like an idiot.
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Old 03-16-2012, 06:06 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Thanks for the tip man, its hard to get them all when you do it yourself though.
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Old 03-16-2012, 06:23 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Glad to help,I ran into that too. Luckily there are more than enough homeless/drunks (2 different groups) around here willing to degrade themselves for a bottle of mad dog 20/20 and a mcdouble. You gotta watch or they won't trim the trail up the ass crack.
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Old 03-16-2012, 06:28 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Have your dad help you.... or neighbor... pay for a hole wax, lots of ways to go about it....
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Old 03-16-2012, 06:31 PM   #59 (permalink)
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i really hope you dont wax your butthole tweed
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Old 03-16-2012, 06:33 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Hell no, no need I don't have a dingleberry prob.... but if I did.........
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