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Old 03-20-2012, 08:02 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2012, 08:47 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2012, 09:09 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2012, 02:42 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:32 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2012, 05:54 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Your son has a bathroom in his room?
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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Old 03-22-2012, 07:40 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Your son has a bathroom in his room?
ballin status.

set off the smoke detectors in the house. run up, burst in his room and alert them while in your whitie tities that there is a fire.
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Old 03-22-2012, 07:41 AM   #28 (permalink)
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for starters, flush the toilet a few times



btw Rev, props for being a supportive father.
he can't stand his kid so i don't know how supportive that is
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Old 03-22-2012, 07:43 AM   #29 (permalink)
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theres a difference in not being able to stand your kid, and still supporting him.

something I think a large number of parents go through, I know mine did.
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☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★ we JACKED, you mad?☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★

I lash out because no one seems to be honest except for geeno and snowmayne.
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Old 03-22-2012, 08:07 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2012, 08:45 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Walk into his room nekkid wearing only an apron and holding a plunger. Say you'd like to join the party?
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:16 AM   #32 (permalink)
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i would first like to point out that Turm is clearly drunk while posting in this thread.

Secondly, Rev I would make them lunch. A lunch of hotdogs, pulled pork and packed fudge.Go into the room and say "whos hungry? You guys like wieners in buns right?". Walk out, come back. "Oh and you guys like pulled pork and packed fudge right?"
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Old 03-22-2012, 10:14 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2012, 11:30 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Well yea he had two days to think about it.
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Old 03-22-2012, 12:17 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2012, 11:27 PM   #36 (permalink)
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LOL!!!! Rev your badass for being chill about it.
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Old 03-23-2012, 08:07 AM   #37 (permalink)
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at first I was like oh well you just want to troll him... no you want him out of your house....
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Old 03-23-2012, 09:11 AM   #38 (permalink)
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when he's not in his room pull down his bed sheets and crumble up a whole pack of saltines. Then put the covers back.
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Old 03-23-2012, 12:49 PM   #39 (permalink)
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The art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, usually via the Internet, using dialog.

Trolling does not mean just making rude remarks: Shouting swear words at someone doesn't count as trolling; it's just flaming, and isn't funny.

Spam isn't trolling either; it pisses people off, but it's lame.

The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either

a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous,

or

b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help.

Trolling requires deceiving; any trolling that doesn't involve deceiving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccessful troll.

So like Adventure so of was getting at.... is trolling really what we're aiming for here?
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Old 03-23-2012, 03:31 PM   #40 (permalink)
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^ If that's trolling then J-wonder is a master.
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