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Old 03-20-2012, 04:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Help me troll my son

He's in his room right now with his boyfriend, and they just closed the door like 20 min. ago. It's the middle of the day, so I figure he's fair game.



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Old 03-20-2012, 05:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Take some piles in his room and say "pickled up your herpes medicine son"


Creep outside and use a stick to tap on the window, obviously you gotta hide a bit




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Old 03-20-2012, 05:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Give him the "Tommy boy" roomservice knock routine..
You want me fluff your pillow ?
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Old 03-20-2012, 05:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Lol have mercy on the poor young fella.
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Old 03-20-2012, 05:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Great idea moke
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Old 03-20-2012, 05:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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[near door]

"Hey looks like the nannycam is coming in crystal clear!"
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Old 03-20-2012, 05:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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borrow theneighbors kid go in and scream him stupid...I mean frothin at the mouth..."Hell man when are you gonna start lookin after the first kid!?
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Old 03-20-2012, 05:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Shit guys dont get pregnant but it doesn't mean your son doesn't have fake baggage.
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I like the nanny cam one.... :thumbsup:
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Old 03-20-2012, 05:43 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i think i read this wrong, you did say 'boyfriend' right?
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He's got a bathroom in his room, and the shower just came on.



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Old 03-20-2012, 05:46 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Boyfriend, yes. My son is teh gayzorz.



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Old 03-20-2012, 05:50 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Great so now you can break into his room whilst they have shower sex. take this opportunity to place a gigantic troll face picture with a thumbs up on his bed
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Sort sorry to hear, rev
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Old 03-20-2012, 05:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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leave a condom on the bed with a note 'dont catch the aids son, best regards poppa rev.'
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Sorry? Why? My son is very irresponsible, so the day he came out I heaved a great sigh of relief, for I knew that I would not have to spend the next 20 years raising a grandchild.



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i think i read this wrong, you did say 'boyfriend' right?
OMG MEN HAVE BOYFRIENDS NOW?!?!??!

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!?!?!?
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Old 03-20-2012, 06:08 PM   #18 (permalink)
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^i knew i wasn't alone with my thoughts
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Old 03-20-2012, 07:16 PM   #19 (permalink)
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for starters, flush the toilet a few times



btw Rev, props for being a supportive father.
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Old 03-20-2012, 08:01 PM   #20 (permalink)
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dude simple. just tell him your toilet is busted and you gotta take a massive shit.
or just fart as hard as you possibly can.
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