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Old 03-30-2012, 10:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You always hear that all men think about is sex, and it's true, it's just not as simple as thinking about sex. Sex is the male context. We don't imagine fucking everyone/everything, but the first decision we make about anyone we meet is where we stand sexually with that person.

Baby = "Can't fuck that"
Hot Girl = "Want to fuck that"
Hot 17-year old = "Not allowed to fuck that"
Girlfriend = "Fucking that"
Wife = "Used to fuck that"
Other dude = "I'm not a fag!"
Family Member = "Can't fuck that"
Etc.

There is no situation in which we contact another person in which we have not taken a position on the question "Can I fuck this person?" before any other transaction can commence.

Discuss.



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Old 03-30-2012, 11:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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here's an article i feel is relevant

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Old 03-30-2012, 11:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You always hear that all men think about is sex, and it's true, it's just not as simple as thinking about sex. Sex is the male context. We don't imagine fucking everyone/everything, but the first decision we make about anyone we meet is where we stand sexually with that person.

Baby = "Can't fuck that"
Hot Girl = "Want to fuck that"
Hot 17-year old = "Not allowed to fuck that"
Girlfriend = "Fucking that"
Wife = "Used to fuck that"
Other dude = "I'm not a fag!"
Family Member = "Can't fuck that"
Etc.

There is no situation in which we contact another person in which we have not taken a position on the question "Can I fuck this person?" before any other transaction can commence.

Discuss.



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I find it pretty annoying how men are constantly judged for simple biology. It's not my fault I'm programmed to find some 16 year olds hot as fuck. It's only because I have also learned that they are emotionally unstable and semi-retarded that I wouldn't fuck them. But to be honest I would never really hate on someone for fucking a smoking hot 16 year old (assuming it was consensual & sober sex).
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No judgement here. In fact, I don't even mean to imply that ALL we think about is sex. It's just our starting point. It's our compass. And it IS biology, and the way the media and our social interactions reinforce it. For myself, for example, my mind's time is spent mostly on solving problems at work, and my spiritual practice. However, when I see a woman walk by, my first impulse is not to wonder how she fits into either of those things. I'm not thinking, "How can I help her escape suffering?" I'm thinking, "how do I feel about fucking her?" That's the very first spasm of my grey matter when she hits the optic nerve.



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It's true, and for that I sympathize. It must be a challenge to keep a fluid mind with a pervading mental construct as such .

From one woman's perspective on the whole judging thing... It's cool to think about sex. Sex is fucking profound ... Just don't act like apes about it. When the beauty of sex gets diluted by a man's appeal for his own identity, it's not only unattractive it's unnatural.
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Old 03-31-2012, 12:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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That's you though, Rev. I need to hear someone speak for a least a few minutes before i contemplate sticking my dick in her.

Of which most Yahookan ladies are far beyond what i find in my daily grind.
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Old 03-31-2012, 12:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
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You always hear that all men think about is sex, and it's true, it's just not as simple as thinking about sex. Sex is the male context. We don't imagine fucking everyone/everything, but the first decision we make about anyone we meet is where we stand sexually with that person.

Baby = "Can't fuck that"
Hot Girl = "Want to fuck that"
Hot 17-year old = "Not allowed to fuck that"
Girlfriend = "Fucking that"
Wife = "Used to fuck that"
Other dude = "I'm not a fag!"
Family Member = "Can't fuck that"
Etc.

There is no situation in which we contact another person in which we have not taken a position on the question "Can I fuck this person?" before any other transaction can commence.

Discuss.



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Seriously? When you see a baby, you think that?
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Old 03-31-2012, 12:34 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I was making a point. Don't read too much into it.



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Old 03-31-2012, 12:40 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Honestly Rev, how do you expect people not/ to read too much into this?

granted i don't think you're a pedo in any sense, america is just in a state of trust/fuck no one ['cept Jesus, of course].

Maybe i ride public transport more than you. [including airlines]
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not everyone here is an ignorant american, and rev knows that, which is why he posted what he posted. obviously there are some, (stoneric?) but the majority aren't.
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i lol'd at the wife statement.
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:59 PM   #19 (permalink)
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The majority are americans, sadly to say.

Then again, I find Europe way more racist than America will ever be currently.
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Old 03-31-2012, 03:02 PM   #20 (permalink)
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yeah but he posted on a site, not stating his views and opinions on broadcast tv!
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