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Old 04-02-2012, 07:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Moke, what's your deal man? You send me all these pics of you & your mom (b/c you know I like em older) and we hook a couple times. She sucks a mean frankfooter and loves tossing the salad. But in NO way, shape, or form am I going to be your new step daddy. Your noods were awesome, I jerked to them twice already but I'm not going to coach your short bus softball team. I don't care about your willingness to join me and your mom in bed but stop man. Just stop pushing me and let things go naturally. You're not even my type or have the right equipment to be honest. I only fooled around with that one time when we were drunk and your proved how much of a team player (the other team) you are. Please send my undies back, washed this time. You can still call but only when your sober and not crying about how sad it is not having a man around the house. This is the final warning before I get Peta evolved, yes I saw your sheep post.


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If your 12 this is not the right website for you try Disney.... errr nvrmnd
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Pics of said nudes?
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Old 04-02-2012, 08:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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can't do momma moke like that I got some morals left
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Old 04-03-2012, 03:30 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I just don't understand why we can't be a family Jester, you are so giving when it comes to servicing my mom and you always pay on time... and our one time, you had proven what a sexual dynamo you are, until that night/day/next night, I had only heard of some of those positions in mythical lore. (The one legged gila monster tongue fumbler for example), I'm still trembling.... leave peta out of this, them fuckers don't even understand what a wonderful thing peanutbutter and Great Danes can turn into, I admit its a little messy when it smears n my face,and sticks to its tail.... I only hope we can reconcile an you start cumming back around, we miss you, I'm still going to call u daddy, u always liked it when we wrestled in the buff for mom and uncle peter.. gota go "walk" the dog. C ya later beautiful
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Old 04-03-2012, 05:21 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I just don't understand why we can't be a family Jester, you are so giving when it comes to servicing my mom and you always pay on timeour one time, you had proven what a sexual dynamo you are, until that night/day/next night, I had only heard of some of those positions in mythical lore. (The one legged gila monster tongue fumbler for example), I'm still trembling.... leave peta out of this, them fuckers don't even understand what a wonderful thing peanutbutter and Great Danes can turn into, I admit its a little messy when it smears n my face,and sticks to its tail.... I only hope we can reconcile an you start cumming back around, we miss you, I'm still going to call u daddy, u always liked it when we wrestled in the buff for mom and uncle peter.. gota go "walk" the dog. C ya later beautiful

It's more about me trying to stay young, wild, and free. I'm @ a critical stage in my life right now and I don't need the added stress. I can't raise a family bc I can barely raise myself. I'm doing for your benefit not mine. Sure I'd love to play bad cop/rodney king with you and beat that ass all nite but life doesn't put heroin in our veins.

Yes we've had some great times like the homeless gangbang, the trips to the senior centers after visiting hours are over. I remember the look of pure orgasmic bliss on your face when we went to the petting zoo in Atlanta. Don't even get me started on the trip to Mexico for that donkey show.

Peanut butter hour was a staple of the time we all spent together. Sitting there with mm (momma moke), you, and Rex (yeah cutie I named that yorkie) were some of the best times I've ever had. Playing who's sweaty ass crack was fun too.

There is nothing you can say or do to change my mind. I'm off to greener pastures. I got a job traveling with the circus we went to in Nashville. I'm gonna be doing a little side show with the bearded lady, Charles the wolf boy, and Tony from security is gonna be the ky jelly handler. Remember how tough it was to grab that tube of lube while fisting the horse? Problem solved!

Please stop texting me your puppy dog eyes, it's not helping me move on.
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You really know how to hurt a guy J me and moms are gonna miss feeding you tacos, then drinking from your chocolate fountain. The memories of renting paco the shetland pony then reenacting our mexico trip will forever haunt my memory, your throat is surely superhuman.... ohh the fond memories we share, my anus is twitching as I reminisce the days of kielbalsa rodeo with you, mommy, uncle peter, scabby our homeless pal, and me. You know when your circus gig ends your welcome back, I put your assless chaps, ball gag and favorite double ender in the secret hiding spot behind my cage. Love you like a scout master loves the retarded cubscout....... can't wait to feel your bumpy foreskin on my neck again and mom says she'll let you go first in fistball when you return, until then keep your turd cutter loose and know your missed by us all.
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Old 04-03-2012, 03:53 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I'm sorry to hurt you snuggle bunny but I got to keep it real with you two. I see what your doing trying to lure me back with stories of PAST conquests. I'm also hurt you didn't mention Mario the llama in Greece. Remember when we met him through that old lady @ the hostel looking for a E hook up. Yeah it was pretty spectacular that night. The way the moon glistened off your jizz covered slightly agape poop hole. It sends chills down my spine. Or how about when we went to the porn shop to get your b-day present. When the clerk brought out the special ordered rubber double fister I thought you were gonna go into a seizure. Oh the days of yesteryear, when men were men and you were on your knees. Btw Will you mail me the chaps? It may be valuable to have them when I try to move up the circus ladder. I mean who's booty do you gotta suck to work the ferris wheel?
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