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Old 06-09-2012, 02:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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the 4 personality types of YahooKa

In YahooKan psychology, there are 4 basic personality types. Most people are a mix between all of them, some having stronger traits then others. Some are a bit more skewed. I leave it to yourself to interpret what kind you are.

the angry guy - This guy is usually angry and loves using curse words in situations where it makes no sense. While we once thought this YahooKan to be extinct, his re-emergence on the boards shows he is still a live and well. He will usually have to kiss certain members assess and pretend he's not angry with at least some of the members so he can feel he has a place where he belongs.. and then, when he disagrees with someone, he will just spew violent adjectives at them, likely with the support of his clique... who all secretly hate and judge him and think he's crazy

the hippie - This guy just comes on here and is very mindful and happy to post. He probably has dirty feet IRL and is unshaven. Chances are, he doesn't eat meat, and likely doesn't judge you for it either. His posts are genuinely filled with love, compassion and mindfulness... and rarely if ever sarcastic... and everyone is secretly jealous of his inner peace. It seems that this man was given the handbook to life that the rest of us never got... and part of us deep down inside are jealous and resent this man because of it. We call this part of us 'the angry guy'. See 'the angry guy'.

the comedian - This guy jokes around a lot outside of YahooKa. Him and his friends probably make fun of eachothers physical defects and, for example, call each other names from characters out of Lord of the Rings. Friendly jabbing takes place and many laughs are had. Once in awhile, someone gets pissy, and they all make fun of him and call him a debbie downer. Now when he goes on YahooKa for a good laugh, and brings this style of humor, it is often poorly translated via text. Calling someone a douchebag and having a laugh on YahooKa just doesn't work. It's like putting a square peg in a round hole. Emoticons rarely work as well as IRL facial expressions and laughs, and so part of us resent this man. And with good reason - he's an asshole. The part that resents this man we call 'the hippie'. See 'the hippie'. (Note: some comedian personality types are non-sarcastic or so over the top, that they actually make sense via text. We call this phenomena poster the turmaline. See 'turmaline')

the alpha poster / interrogator - this guy likes to argue a lot. He doesn't really care about your opinion, but he's going to make sure you hear about his. He'll even pretend he cares about your response so he can tell you about his opinion some more. This typically happens with huge insecurities are being held. 'I'm not good enough, so I'm going to tell this guy why he's not good enough so I can be good enough again... for now'. Unfortunately that process only works temporarily and so it is repeated ad nauseum. These people are always very intelligent but their personality sucks horribly because they just want to hear themselves talk. they likely got beat up a lot as kids and recently discovered that they could mention big words in front of people and be smarter then them.
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I'm of the opinion that you had specific posters in mind when you created these categories. You need to list examples for each type.



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What Rev said...

Also....

Did you type these or get them from somewhere? (interrogator voice)

Second question:

Which are you? Isn't this usually the aim of these labels of message-board members?
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In YahooKan psychology, there are 4 basic personality types. Most people are a mix between all of them, some having stronger traits then others. Some are a bit more skewed. I leave it to yourself to interpret what kind you are.

the angry guy - This guy is usually angry and loves using curse words in situations where it makes no sense. While we once thought this YahooKan to be extinct, his re-emergence on the boards shows he is still a live and well. He will usually have to kiss certain members assess and pretend he's not angry with at least some of the members so he can feel he has a place where he belongs.. and then, when he disagrees with someone, he will just spew violent adjectives at them, likely with the support of his clique... who all secretly hate and judge him and think he's crazy

the hippie - This guy just comes on here and is very mindful and happy to post. He probably has dirty feet IRL and is unshaven. Chances are, he doesn't eat meat, and likely doesn't judge you for it either. His posts are genuinely filled with love, compassion and mindfulness... and rarely if ever sarcastic... and everyone is secretly jealous of his inner peace. It seems that this man was given the handbook to life that the rest of us never got... and part of us deep down inside are jealous and resent this man because of it. We call this part of us 'the angry guy'. See 'the angry guy'.

the comedian - This guy jokes around a lot outside of YahooKa. Him and his friends probably make fun of eachothers physical defects and, for example, call each other names from characters out of Lord of the Rings. Friendly jabbing takes place and many laughs are had. Once in awhile, someone gets pissy, and they all make fun of him and call him a debbie downer. Now when he goes on YahooKa for a good laugh, and brings this style of humor, it is often poorly translated via text. Calling someone a douchebag and having a laugh on YahooKa just doesn't work. It's like putting a square peg in a round hole. Emoticons rarely work as well as IRL facial expressions and laughs, and so part of us resent this man. And with good reason - he's an asshole. The part that resents this man we call 'the hippie'. See 'the hippie'. (Note: some comedian personality types are non-sarcastic or so over the top, that they actually make sense via text. We call this phenomena poster the turmaline. See 'turmaline')

the alpha poster / interrogator - this guy likes to argue a lot. He doesn't really care about your opinion, but he's going to make sure you hear about his. He'll even pretend he cares about your response so he can tell you about his opinion some more. This typically happens with huge insecurities are being held. 'I'm not good enough, so I'm going to tell this guy why he's not good enough so I can be good enough again... for now'. Unfortunately that process only works temporarily and so it is repeated ad nauseum. These people are always very intelligent but their personality sucks horribly because they just want to hear themselves talk. they likely got beat up a lot as kids and recently discovered that they could mention big words in front of people and be smarter then them.


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The Rev - 45% hippie. 45% turmaline/comedian. 5% angry guy 5% interrogator
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SageTree - 85% hippie, 10% interrogator, 1% angry guy, 4% comedian

also, as far as your question on where I got this from - the same place all my posts come from, I pulled it out of my ass just now and decided to share it with yall . but I will tell you my ego loves that you think I stole this from somewhere. I'll take that as compliment

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How about for an added twist.... we reply and YOU give us our type %ages?



EDIT: Beat me to it... nice call on where to take it
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Great post/observation! I too would like to hear who gets classified as which type. Not just from you but all of yahooka. Reminds me of mercs "what I think of you" (sounds right) thread.
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also, as far as your question on where I got this from - the same place all my posts come from, I pulled it out of my ass just now and decided to share it with yall . but I will tell you my ego loves that you think I stole this from somewhere. I'll take that as compliment
The archetypal stuff is around, so just wondered if this was pulled from somewhere of if it was your rending of a classic concept. Cheers.
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alpha toasty feels I should receive 100% credit
angry toasty is going to make sure I tell you about this
and comedian toasty is going to make sure I deliver this message in a way, only me, HP & Jester4Yall will understand
edit: hippie toasty was the underlying awareness that enabled it all to happen
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Greives is kinda like a Rev as far as hippie/comedian ratio is concerned, but his interrogator shines thru much stronger. I'd take a stab at 32% hippie 33% comedian 25% interrogator 10% angry guy
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I'm of the opinion that you had specific posters in mind when you created these categories. You need to list examples for each type.



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heh. what would give you that crazy idea???

I think the interrogating hippie in us really wonders: do *they* know who they are??
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In YahooKan psychology, there are 4 basic personality types. Most people are a mix between all of them, some having stronger traits then others. Some are a bit more skewed. I leave it to yourself to interpret what kind you are.

the angry guy - This guy is usually angry and loves using curse words in situations where it makes no sense. While we once thought this YahooKan to be extinct, his re-emergence on the boards shows he is still a live and well. He will usually have to kiss certain members assess and pretend he's not angry with at least some of the members so he can feel he has a place where he belongs.. and then, when he disagrees with someone, he will just spew violent adjectives at them, likely with the support of his clique... who all secretly hate and judge him and think he's crazy

the hippie - This guy just comes on here and is very mindful and happy to post. He probably has dirty feet IRL and is unshaven. Chances are, he doesn't eat meat, and likely doesn't judge you for it either. His posts are genuinely filled with love, compassion and mindfulness... and rarely if ever sarcastic... and everyone is secretly jealous of his inner peace. It seems that this man was given the handbook to life that the rest of us never got... and part of us deep down inside are jealous and resent this man because of it. We call this part of us 'the angry guy'. See 'the angry guy'.

the comedian - This guy jokes around a lot outside of YahooKa. Him and his friends probably make fun of eachothers physical defects and, for example, call each other names from characters out of Lord of the Rings. Friendly jabbing takes place and many laughs are had. Once in awhile, someone gets pissy, and they all make fun of him and call him a debbie downer. Now when he goes on YahooKa for a good laugh, and brings this style of humor, it is often poorly translated via text. Calling someone a douchebag and having a laugh on YahooKa just doesn't work. It's like putting a square peg in a round hole. Emoticons rarely work as well as IRL facial expressions and laughs, and so part of us resent this man. And with good reason - he's an asshole. The part that resents this man we call 'the hippie'. See 'the hippie'. (Note: some comedian personality types are non-sarcastic or so over the top, that they actually make sense via text. We call this phenomena poster the turmaline. See 'turmaline')

the alpha poster / interrogator - this guy likes to argue a lot. He doesn't really care about your opinion, but he's going to make sure you hear about his. He'll even pretend he cares about your response so he can tell you about his opinion some more. This typically happens with huge insecurities are being held. 'I'm not good enough, so I'm going to tell this guy why he's not good enough so I can be good enough again... for now'. Unfortunately that process only works temporarily and so it is repeated ad nauseum. These people are always very intelligent but their personality sucks horribly because they just want to hear themselves talk. they likely got beat up a lot as kids and recently discovered that they could mention big words in front of people and be smarter then them.

This is probably one of the dumbest posts I've not bothered to read.
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