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Old 02-23-2013, 03:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What do you guys think about this theory?

It makes perfect sense to me.

It seems to clear up a lot of anomalies that never made sense to me.

Do you think it's possible that the ancient Egyptians were white Europeans?

King Tut's DNA seems to indicate he was a white European:









Notice how the ancient Egyptians are drawn completely different than their Nubian slaves?

Black Egypt?:

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I have some black nationalist type friends that insist that everyone throughout history was black, but I really don't buy it.

Ancient egyptians were probably not black. Probably not Europeans either. More like berbers probably.
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aliens, not Europeans...
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This is a picture of me next to the most accurate modern reconstruction of King Tut. It shows how I am probably a modern relative of the Pharaoh....





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I have some black nationalist type friends that insist that everyone throughout history was black, but I really don't buy it.

Ancient egyptians were probably not black. Probably not Europeans either. More like berbers probably.
King Tut was definitely white, dude. The Swiss tested his DNA.

Also, there were loads of mummies with blonde and red hair....natural blonde and red hair...



Does this chick really think she resembles the great Nefertiti? LOL

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White people aren't innovative enough to do what the Egyptian aliens did...

They were ruled by aliens brosephine...
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He certainly wasn't italian
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This is a bust of Cleopatra:




You could put that bust along side all the people from ancient Rome. No one would be able to tell a difference....


This is all just so strange to me.

Why aren't we taught this stuff? That chick definitely doesn't look Arab or Black.....
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I have some black nationalist type friends that insist that everyone throughout history was black, but I really don't buy it.

Ancient egyptians were probably not black. Probably not Europeans either. More like berbers probably.
LOL

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Genghis Khan and the first emperor of China also had blue eyes....

That is why the Chinese government won't open certain tombs.

Pyramids and Mummies of China - YouTube

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interesting..


i mean your posts reak of racism and speculation, but intersting topic.
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Meh racism is human nature unfortunately.
People are ignorant
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interesting..


i mean your posts reak of racism and speculation, but intersting topic.
It's a fascinating topic for sure.

All that business about civilization being much, much older than we're taught, and about the pyramids really being built on top of much older structures.....fasci nating.....

Who knows what really happened?

Did you know they found tobacco and cocaine in the bodies of like 10 Pharaohs?

Tobacco and cocaine only existed in North America at that time.

Wtf was going on? Were the Egyptians trading with the Aztecs?

So much for Columbus:

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There's definitely a lot of human history that didn't make the books. Some of it likely didn't make it on purpose.

I think it's an absolutely confirmed fact that Cleopatra was European.

Ive heard that we lived closer in time to Cleopatra than Cleopatra did to the building of the great pyramid.
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Do you think it's possible that the ancient Egyptians were white Europeans?
Complete bollocks.
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Complete bollocks.
It's 100% proven that King Tut was white.

That means his parents were white too....


Watch my video on the DNA test.

Also, they found multiple mummies with red or blonde hair....


And yeah, like Geeno said ,I think Cleopatra was fairly recent.

She came after Alexander the Great invaded, I believe.

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They used to wrap shit around children's heads when they were babies to make them like that.

This is a picture from when the King Tut 3d reconstruction came to Chicago:
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so if you can prove king tuts white it should be just as easy to prove the rest of them were

one white pharaoh (that word is the shit) an entire population does not make
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