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Old 08-03-2013, 06:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Da skunk jus dun n sprayed mah dawg!

I'm dog sitting for a friend this weekend. I am up at parents place finally having a relaxing weekend. At 2 am wake up hear my parents up and an overpowering odor in my room. Damn dog got sprayed right outside my window had to sleep in a different room after my Dad and I washed the dog. We used a gentle soap and lots of water.

What do y'all use to remove the odor and anyone ever been personally sprayed? I'd imagine it would burn the eyes somethin fierce.
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Old 08-03-2013, 06:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Ive heard baking soda and vinegar. Also tomato paste
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Old 08-03-2013, 08:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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mayonnaise and tomato paste
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Old 08-03-2013, 08:03 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Tomato sauce, though I've never been.

You can usually smell a skunk a mile away.
and learn to stay clear of them.


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Old 08-03-2013, 08:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Thanks! My friend in vet school recommended this. The Recipie & Directions

Although surprisingly our rapid 2 am bath work pretty well. I think this dogs short coat helped avoid absorption of the spray.
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It's because the dog was snoopin around the garage
when a paint can fell over and a white stripe was created
on the dogs back, while a skunk in heat was prowling outside.

(chase ensues)

After giving the dog a bath,
you find you just bathed the skunk
and your friend's dog has runnoft.
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My best friends dog would get skunked all the time, they always used tomato sauce.
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Tomato juice is easier to work with .
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I wonder who first thought to try tomato sauce to neutralize skunk-smell.
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a weird motherfucker that's who
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a weird motherfucker that's who
That would be me!!!!!
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I wonder who first thought to try tomato sauce to neutralize skunk-smell.
Probably the same guy who first looked at a cow's teet, and thought "I gotta get me some of THAT", and thereby began our culture's tradition of drinking cow milk.



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Old 08-04-2013, 06:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Why not shave the dog?
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Its not his dog for starters
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Old 08-04-2013, 07:29 PM   #16 (permalink)
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In theory won't shaving off the hair eliminate the smell?
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Old 08-04-2013, 08:18 PM   #17 (permalink)
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The above recipient worked fairly well. I'm convinced the short coat of this dog is what made it not too bad.
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Old 08-04-2013, 08:24 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Dogs use their hair to regulate body temperature and keep bugs off. If you shave a dog it can cause severe discomfort and possibly health issues.
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Old 08-05-2013, 04:21 PM   #19 (permalink)
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we just open a large can of tomato juice and pour, pour, pour
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So shaving the dog would work but could cause health issues.. Why not get a 55 gallon drum of tomato sauce and dunk the dog in that?
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