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Old 08-03-2013, 10:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Strangest Places You've Woken Up

Today I woke up on the floor of a subway station in Brooklyn. I don't live in Brooklyn. The only reason I woke up was because a police officer was sticking his movealong in my ribs. Don't remember the decision to sleep on the ground of the subway, but I woke up still in possession of my wallet, cell, cigarettes, teeth, etc.

It's my birthday on Monday, you fucks. That's all the excuse I need.

Years ago I did something similar, only I'd stayed on the train and woke up on the complete opposite end of the city ... Presumably, I was taking the train the right direction, passed out, missed my stop on the way up, missed it again on the return, and didn't wake up until much later. Perhaps missed it more than twice, who knows?

A few weekends ago I woke up on a friend's dining room table. At least, in this instance, I remember falling asleep on the floor next to the table -- I assume I woke up to piss and decided to "climb back in bed", the table being roughly the same height.

Strangest places you've woken up? May also include people you've woken up next to.
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I've never woken up and been surprised or puzzled to find myself there. I've gotten pretty fucked up at times, too. Then again, I can't be hypnotized, either, so who knows.



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I did a ton of Molly one night and when we all decided to crash around 5am I remembered that the house we were partying at had an old bomb shelter on the lower level. So I snuck in there knowing it would be dark as hell no matter what the time, woke up hours later in pitch dark with no idea were I was! It all came back to me pretty quick and I got a big smile on my face and said aloud, "I just slept in a fucking bomb shelter!!" Good times
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Woke up in a pile of dead, skinned sheep.
Had a tent set up on the other side of a barn at my buddies farm. Slaughtered sheep all day and skinned them out. All the skins, still bloody where under a tarp on the opposite side of the barn.
Got drunk, went to the wrong side, climbed under the tent like tarp and pulled all the nice warm blankets up over my head and went to sleep.
Woke up in the morning, warm and refreshed...covered in dried blood and stuck under a pile of stiff, stuck together sheep hides.
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Old 08-04-2013, 07:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I've never woken up and been surprised or puzzled to find myself there. I've gotten pretty fucked up at times, too. Then again, I can't be hypnotized, either, so who knows.



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Ya I'm like you.

I've got a fierce determination to always make it home at the end of the night. Probably couldn't fall asleep in too random of a place if I tried.
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I guess the bathroom. Not that amazing really. I did fall asleep briefly on a rock in the middle of a stream/river.. but that doesn't really count..
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i guess the only experiences that i've had that are similar to that are when I have blacked out on xanax. I wake up in my own bed but I can't remember how in the hell I got there or what the hell happened in the past 24 hours.
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After the last two months of driving, I can say that that could be literally anywhere, Mr. Cube. One thing we grow a shit ton of in this country, every fucking where, is fucking corn. Never saw wheat. Not once. But corn? Yeah, it's growing everywhere.



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My sister's bathroom hugging the toilet after a night of martini madness. Apparently I went missing at some point in the night. Have no feat yahooka, they were able to find me since I was smart enough to leave a trail of puke. Kinda line Hansel and Grettel right?
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After the last two months of driving, I can say that that could be literally anywhere, Mr. Cube. One thing we grow a shit ton of in this country, every fucking where, is fucking corn. Never saw wheat. Not once. But corn? Yeah, it's growing everywhere.



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Corn is sometimes fed to chickens. Chickens produce tasty eggs and are edible too. Chicken does a body good, just ask anybody.
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Corn is often fed to cows. Cows dont digest it properly and get ulcers. So we pump them full of antibiotic s. Widespread use of agricultural antibiotics creates resistant bacteria. Resistant bacteria does the body bad.
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I've always ended up waking up in my bed wondering how the hell I got there...turns out I have some really good friends lol. Of the 4 or 5 times that I've completely blacked out I've woken up in my bed with one of my bro's sleeping on the couch.
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dont they also make it out of rye?
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After the last two months of driving, I can say that that could be literally anywhere, Mr. Cube. One thing we grow a shit ton of in this country, every fucking where, is fucking corn. Never saw wheat. Not once. But corn? Yeah, it's growing everywhere.



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it may make u smile but we grow wheat on the family farm. It looks beautiful swaying in the wind...like a sea.

its a bit intense on the soil so we have to let the soil have reprieves before we replant the wheat...but man its a beautiful plant when watching acres of it flow

also most farmers plant corn because of the benefits provided by the gov...they really really want corn for some reason. It makes our animals hugely fat...and ourselves as well...thats prob it
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