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Old 01-13-2014, 08:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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how do you clean your angus in the shower?

turn showerhead on jet mode and shoot angus crew checkin in

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We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "



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Old 01-13-2014, 08:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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>tfw qt 3.14 waifu takes the time to wash the angus.
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You fed em too well on TV
cut me I wont even bleed
My bloods as lazy as the mums and dads
whose fantastic mundane can't all be bad
So lets just keep eating more, more, more, more and more

And then we all go throw up on the poor
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-13-2014, 09:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Lol wow if you search "hairy dildo" on google image it's like all porno:




ROFL this is meme-worthy
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The fuck did you post that for? I don't want to see that...
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Old 01-14-2014, 12:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
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We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "



☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★ we JACKED, you mad?☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★

I lash out because no one seems to be honest except for geeno and snowmayne.
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Old 01-14-2014, 07:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2014, 07:53 AM   #8 (permalink)
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The fuck did you post that for? I don't want to see that...
Haha, my apologies. I thought it was funny these kinds of pics were showing up on google image search since I thought they had some kind of filter. And also the guys face in the last panel cracked me up
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I've never cleaned my ass to be honest. Probably smells like the ming dynasty
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Old 01-14-2014, 08:44 AM   #10 (permalink)
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damn sir-ex ive never been so offended in my life by a picture jk ur a bunch of pussys
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You are what you eat.

What?!
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so what are u sagetree a rice cracker?
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You are what you eat.

What?!
That explains why Clive is such a dick......
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Old 01-14-2014, 01:17 PM   #16 (permalink)
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so what are u sagetree a rice cracker?
Uh, no... you called us 'pussies' there, slick.
I know you better than to think my allusion went over your head.


But secondly?
Rice cracker?!



In fact, if we are what we eat, I'll put you in the know that I'm made up of... oh...
Maybe a dozen of those in the duration of my life.


Have a good night, clive.
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i soap it up, then use my hand as a cup to collect water within the ass crack, Then i swoosh that water around with my hand a few times.
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I had his convo with a preacher. He washes his angus then his face, reasoning that you wouldn't want to start with the face since the loofa hangs all night to gather bacteria so you may as well begin on angus.

I start with arms, then face then angus. Get real lathery and scrub it good

Sometime i don't wipe and just shower it off.
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