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Old 01-26-2015, 02:08 PM   #41 (permalink)
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My condolences I'm sure she would have loved it... Pretty fancy possum sticker though...
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/\/\/\/\ Thanks moke...she was 1 of the coolest moms around. All my buddies loved her. Even back when my friends & I were teenagers & smoking weed, she often said that weed wasn't any worse than booze or cigs. My dad & her were at parties back in the 1930s that jazz musicians frequented (they lived in NJ & often went to NYC to the Cotton Club). She'd tell me about the black dudes smoking these "funny-smelling cigarettes" & then they'd laugh a lot...lol.

I often thought that would've been a cool era to live thru...if it wasn't for Prohibition, the 1929 Depression, & World War 2. They were a tough generation, worked hard & played hard. My mom would tell me that when they'd go "down the shore" at night, the cars would have to put tape over their headlights, leaving just a wise enough slit to see where they were going. The reason being that the authorities didn't want German subs locking onto positions of civilians driving around. I can see why they were referred to as the 'Greatest Generation' for all they went thru.
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Got me a new bacon makin' machine.

Turns grass and garden left overs into tasty, tasty bacon, and lots of other good shit as well.
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WTF is up wit dat?

My pigs lead a very happy and contented life, roamin' around the orchard, nibbling on the clover, swimmin' in their very own pool and snifflin' around in the nearby woods. They have a very idyllic pig life... right up until the day I go all Javier Bardem on them and shoot an air driven bolt into their brain. They never know it's coming, they never leave home to die, and their friends don't see it happen. We also do all of the processing in doors now, so the next thing the other animals see is us walking frozen meat in shrink wrap up to the house.

I kill these little cuties too. Hell I kill all kinds of adorable little critters, the younger the better. All part of the omnivore's dilemma. I'm just a little more honest with myself about where my food comes from.
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My pigs lead a very happy and contented life, roamin' around the orchard, nibbling on the clover, swimmin' in their very own pool and snifflin' around in the nearby woods. They have a very idyllic pig life... right up until the day I go all Javier Bardem on them and shoot an air driven bolt into their brain. They never know it's coming, they never leave home to die, and their friends don't see it happen. We also do all of the processing in doors now, so the next thing the other animals see is us walking frozen meat in shrink wrap up to the house.

I kill these little cuties too. Hell I kill all kinds of adorable little critters, the younger the better. All part of the omnivore's dilemma. I'm just a little more honest with myself about where my food comes from.
I'm honest where my food comes from also. You're an omnivore by choice.
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2 more weeks or so.
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Since I seem to recall we shared a similar mistrust of religion I'll spare ya my speech on why the omnipotent one /biology put us at the top of the food chain and resort to my Karmic plea to stop plant abuse. Everything on our planet is made up from a pretty short list of elements, which of course are the energy that makes the universe work. Unless you're supposing that my critters possess some kind of special soul or alien energy source beyond the same types of energies that we and the plant kingdom contain. How do ya know that the plants don't scream when you kill them? At least I make it quick and relatively painless, instead of ripping them from their comfortable moist and warm home, only to further tear them asunder before chopping them into itty bitty pieces and eating them alive. Where do ya fall on the subject of bird embryos and mollusks? Lobster is gooood, but are they and crabs also taboo for you?

Just fuckin' with ya, as usual. What is it, veganism some kind of new socio-fascist preventative care initiative now that Yobo's healthcare is startin' to kick in and fuck up the unions' plans too? And after you guys all lined up to sell your votes for him and everything. That must leave a real jizzy taste in the mouth I'll bet.


Shew... that was a close one! Almost couldn't make the stretch to get my union dig in.


I've been married for so long I embrace the approach of death. Nice big ,fat, juicy, bleedin' red, grass fed beef death, medium rare with nuthin' but a little salt and pepper, maybe some screaming dead onions and fungi on the side. What... are you tryin' to live forever?
Or did you have some kind of traumatic childhood experience reading Charlotte's Web? Is it just a pig thing?

Sorry dude, I have no doubt the animal flesh is probably not as good for me as the plant matter, but gawdam it is fucking tasty. Slow roasted piglet, Cabrito al horno, or milk fed lamb... ain't nuthin' like it. My new favorite is Muscovy duck... eats like veal. Yeah, I'm a Neanderthal.

Sorry if I grossed ya out. I honestly don't enjoy killing any animal, but we do manage to keep it as stress-less as possible, and our animals do at least get to enjoy living outdoors on grass before hand. It's not like I was some kinda squirrel kill'a like Sage fer chrisakes. I hear tell there are parts of the Pennsylvania where they are still considered extinct thanks to his past predations. I think that had somethin' to do with why it tookhim so long to go home.

All shittin' around aside, how's my favorite aggressive progressive been mang? How many time ya been to see Sniper already?
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2 more weeks or so.
Gettin' ready for a hog killin"? Little late ain't it? Or you're out in Cali right, so I guess it's all about the same to you guys.
You guys DIY or pussy out and drag yer critters off to let somebody else do it?
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Really? No I didn't know that.
I've never seen that on a coffee cup, or a coozie, or a T-shirt, or a bumper sticker, or anything... but thanks fer sharing.

You new to therapy or what?

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Since I seem to recall we shared a similar mistrust of religion I'll spare ya my speech on why the omnipotent one /biology put us at the top of the food chain and resort to my Karmic plea to stop plant abuse. Everything on our planet is made up from a pretty short list of elements, which of course are the energy that makes the universe work. Unless you're supposing that my critters possess some kind of special soul or alien energy source beyond the same types of energies that we and the plant kingdom contain. How do ya know that the plants don't scream when you kill them? At least I make it quick and relatively painless, instead of ripping them from their comfortable moist and warm home, only to further tear them asunder before chopping them into itty bitty pieces and eating them alive. Where do ya fall on the subject of bird embryos and mollusks? Lobster is gooood, but are they and crabs also taboo for you?

Just fuckin' with ya, as usual. What is it, veganism some kind of new socio-fascist preventative care initiative now that Yobo's healthcare is startin' to kick in and fuck up the unions' plans too? And after you guys all lined up to sell your votes for him and everything. That must leave a real jizzy taste in the mouth I'll bet.


Shew... that was a close one! Almost couldn't make the stretch to get my union dig in.


I've been married for so long I embrace the approach of death. Nice big ,fat, juicy, bleedin' red, grass fed beef death, medium rare with nuthin' but a little salt and pepper, maybe some screaming dead onions and fungi on the side. What... are you tryin' to live forever?
Or did you have some kind of traumatic childhood experience reading Charlotte's Web? Is it just a pig thing?

Sorry dude, I have no doubt the animal flesh is probably not as good for me as the plant matter, but gawdam it is fucking tasty. Slow roasted piglet, Cabrito al horno, or milk fed lamb... ain't nuthin' like it. My new favorite is Muscovy duck... eats like veal. Yeah, I'm a Neanderthal.

Sorry if I grossed ya out. I honestly don't enjoy killing any animal, but we do manage to keep it as stress-less as possible, and our animals do at least get to enjoy living outdoors on grass before hand. It's not like I was some kinda squirrel kill'a like Sage fer chrisakes. I hear tell there are parts of the Pennsylvania where they are still considered extinct thanks to his past predations. I think that had somethin' to do with why it tookhim so long to go home.

All shittin' around aside, how's my favorite aggressive progressive been mang? How many time ya been to see Sniper already?
I keep plants until they die a natural death. I then give them a respectable mourning time before consumption.

I actually wish everyone that found it necessary to eat dead animals gave them lives like you and Shadow are doing. Personally I couldn't raise an animal to be on the diner table. By the time they would be ready for slaughter, they'd have names and their own bedrooms. I'm a vegetarian for 37 years because I'm an animal lover, just can't help myself. I'd like to organize the poor little fuckers.

I have yet to see "Sniper". Would probably puke. Muslims bad. American idiots good.
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Really? No I didn't know that.
I've never seen that on a coffee cup, or a coozie, or a T-shirt, or a bumper sticker, or anything... but thanks fer sharing.

You new to therapy or what?

Sorry Gyna, stoneric's my favorite union, vegan, liberal, bitch, so don't mistake my love of fucking with him as an open invite to pile on.
He's not piling on, that's your crazy fucking bloodbrother Slunt. And I have seen that saying on a 'coozie', at least a similar saying. It said: "Vegetarian: Indian name for shitty hunter". A dude at work gave it to me, my secret is out there too.
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I actually wish everyone that found it necessary to eat dead animals gave them lives like you and Shadow are doing. Personally I couldn't raise an animal to be on the diner table. By the time they would be ready for slaughter, they'd have names and their own bedrooms. I'm a vegetarian for 37 years because I'm an animal lover, just can't help myself. I'd like to organize the poor little fuckers.
37 years years, wow! You and my wife and most of our daughters, although I love our animals too. I used to process chickens out in the yard but the trauma was too much for them so I finally built a little "Animal Auschwitz" as da wife has named it. Son and I try to stick to more appropriate names for the pigs like Bacon, Ham, Scrapple, and Breakfast. The wife on the other hand will name 100 rabbits and a hundred ducks that all look like clones to me, so there's no winnin'. They do like to eat'em though. I think the only one that really fucked with them was when I did the pig's head. They really weren't prepared to have that appear when I lifted the lid off of the roaster as they all sat around the table. I couldn't help it, I thought it would be funny. It would appear my sense of humor is something of an acquired taste... like eatin' Limburger.

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I have yet to see "Sniper". Would probably puke. Muslims bad. American idiots good.
Pretty much nailed it. It is an interesting story, but not from the intended perspective. I guess I was lucky that the crowd when I saw it was a bit more introspective and everyone was quite quiet and respectful, but I've heard of other showings where the blood lust ran wild and people were cheering each shot. Yeah, I probably would'a had to puke on somebody.

I honestly went to see it just 'cuz Bill Marr and the fuck head TV libs were such little cunts about the whole thing and told folks NOT to see it. Red flag to a bull with me of course. The unintended perspective that makes it worthwhile is both the extent of what our kids are being put through, as well as what happens to their loved ones left behind. Another is the PTSD impact and the graphic representation of just how we're bringing demonacracy to those poor fuckers, whether they live through it or not. Yeah it's a fucked up story, but needs to be seen for that very reason if ya get my drift. Unfortunately it'll probably do more to encourage more deluded kids to enlist and wanna learn the trade. Our wannabe "warrior" culture combined with two hundred years of war is finally beginning to reap the benefits that the rulers desired. Mindless murderous drones who are so convinced of their patriotic duty that they refuse to even consider they've been bamboozled. Can't wait til they run out of countries to invade and they turn these guys loose on us.

Managed to get banned from two more forums this week, just for trying to make that point... go figure. One was 'cuz I made some douchebag look like an idiot (it really wasn't very hard) and then discovered that the guy used to be one of "W's" speech writers. I immediately attributed "They hate us for our freedoms" to him, as being THE single dumbest fuck thing ever uttered by a President, and next thing ya know, see ya suck'a. Kind'a funny actually. I don't normally fuck with alts, but for these assholes I think I'll make an exception.

So how is it that I haven't managed to get banned here... yet?
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He's not piling on, that's your crazy fucking bloodbrother Slunt. And I have seen that saying on a 'coozie', at least a similar saying. It said: "Vegetarian: Indian name for shitty hunter". A dude at work gave it to me, my secret is out there too.
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Yeah I read somewhere he's got a real Animal Auschwitz, or at least the oven/BBQ part.
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Believe it or not, you actually hit part of the BBQ'a nickname there. My buddies call it Mr. Auschwitz.
I have bumper stickers that say
"POODLE-The other white meat!"
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"If we shouldn't eat animals why are they made of meat?"
I've raised my own turkeys chickens and pigs and used to collectively call them "Food with faces"
My wife slowly became enamoured with them and gave them names, and little leg bracelets for the chickens.
hens for eggs is all we do now.
Planning to build an aquaponics set up this spring with fish(Talapia or trout) and greenhouse crops intermixing their water.
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Believe it or not, you actually hit part of the BBQ'a nickname there. My buddies call it Mr. Auschwitz.
Yeah, gettin' a little weird up in here now. Before it was just kind of a cute joke that we were possible relations, but now...
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I have bumper stickers that say
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We have/had a pretty serious feral cat problem around here for quite a while due to a handful of knuckleheads in town that liked to leave food out for them every night. I set up game cams to show them that they were also feeding (and therefore encouraging more unknowing interaction with the local wildlife) everything from the cats to coyotes - which happen to love cat BTW, but there are/were too many cats and we don't need any more coyotes. One town meeting I attended I warned/informed about the consequences of artificially encouraging an over population of the cats, but the animal lovers wouldn't desist, so this past summer we had a kinda pot luck BBQ party, and I served... "the other white meat". I let them think what they wanted and never actually lied to anyone, but I did let it leak a few days later that the satay they had all been enjoying had in fact been kitty cutlet.

Now most of the folks we help feed here wouldn't give a shit if it was their own cat, and they actually got a big kick out of it (especially the idea of "the Yankees" unknowingly eating the cats that they feed) but the knuckleheads that were protracting the feral problem are in particular three fairly wealthy transplant families from New England and New York who have been trying to remake this place into where they came from, and while fairly laissez fare, the original locals were gettin' pretty fed up with their attempted town make-over. Long and short of it was that some of the neighbors actually took a liking to the new free protein and we no longer have a feral cat problem.

I realize this may sound a bit shocking to urban dwellers but we are pretty remote for the east coast, and I know for a fact that more than half the tiny town gets by on less than $8-10,000 a year, so there has always been something of a culture of self sufficiency here, and most are more than happy to serve muskrat or nutria for dinner. Actually they're pretty happy just to have dinner. East coast hillbillies if you will, and we fit right in.

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My wife slowly became enamoured with them and gave them names, and little leg bracelets for the chickens.
hens for eggs is all we do now.
Mine made aprons for the laying hens 'cuz our over sexed roosters were wearing their backs bare. She didn't want me to kill the roosters 'cuz they were her buds... at least 'til two started chasing and spurring her while fluttering around up in her face one day. Anybody who doubts that chickens evolved from dinosaurs needs to spend a day with them sometime. We have no snakes, lizards, or even squirrels on our property any longer, thanks to our "little raptors" (my name for them). The rabbits are all "The Easter Bunny" or "Bugs", the ducks are all "little root hogs" (you have to watch 'em after a rain to appreciate), but only the larger critters get more personalized names any more. Most are kept appropriate to how they will end up as it helps with perspective. Sorry ric.
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. Once again... great minds think alike
So, you want one of my T-shirts. Been working on aquaponics for about five years or so now, and fish much longer than that. The plant angle is part of what first brought me here. Consider Solexx for glazing. Pricey but easy to work with, long lasting, shippable, hail proof, good snow loading and slip, opaque - so nobody knows WTF you're doing, no hot spots, best insulation - beats polycarb & dbl. poly hands down. Coupled with a low pressure wood fired boiler and PEX for radiant hydronic heat in and/or under your beds FTW. The boiler is a little work, but cheap and it works great. As for aquaponics, don't buy any books or DVD's! Everything they sell I can give ya for free, and half or more of what the reigning experts are pimpin' is outright bullshit or just plain wrong. One of my thousand current projects is an affordable DIY drum filter, which makes the whole thing work, and I may have prototyped for ya to see by then, but it's too much to get into right here and now. As always I have a lot more to say on the subject, so I'm gonna start another thread elsewhere when I get a chance, but hey, again - it seems our lives continue their freakish bi-coastal parallel.

Yeah... that's getting kinda fucking scary.
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An Aquaponic instructor would be awesome. I know the basics from hydroponics and having fish tanks but the green house info is useful as I usually use heavy poly with stucco wire to prevent weather ripping and small animal intrusion. I have to replace the poly every three years and it's an unnecessary chore. I have a large bear population and quite a few racoons, both known for there fishing skills.
Time to re-install the cattle electric fencing. I lit up a racoon on an electric mat one time and he danced like a high kicking chorus girl before he got off the mat.
I have to use cougar piss to keep the Roosevelt elk out of the garden and aerial netting to prevent eagles taking the hens

How big of a green house do you use? I build mine in 8x4 sections so I can put plywood against the back wall(opposite the sun). Last ghouse I built was 16x8 feet and 8 feet tall. I split the 8 foot width into 3 and 5 foot sections and built a dark room across the length. Put a shitload of plants in there and used the dark room to initialize flowering before mother nature did it for me. Got two crops out in 1 summer.
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