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Old 09-04-2015, 01:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Have you ever taken a selfie of your anus? I did this. I realized that, in nearly 50 years, I'd never really seen it. But now that I have, my body holds no mystery for me anymore, and I feel kinda empty.



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Yeah like, as soon as I was able to take photos without having to get them developed I was taking candid pics of my turnipy little shit hole
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But now that I have, my body holds no mystery for me anymore, and I feel kinda empty.
Try to get it to gape. That should keep you busy for a while.
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Try to get it to gape. That should keep you busy for a while.


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Old 09-04-2015, 02:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Can a Vampire take a picture of themselves? Or is it the same thing as mirrors?
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Lol i too have never seen my own butthole.

I asked an ex gf one time. She said it looked like a normal butthole.
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Old 09-04-2015, 05:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I've never taken a picture, but I remember bending over and looking at it in a mirror for some reason (likely a zit, or I think I had a hemroid) when I was a kid.

Its not hard to see with a mirror and decent flexibility.
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My ex ex boyfriend has a bunch of movies and pictures.

I have seen the pictures and its weird.

I never wanna see the movies because that would be fucking weirder.

I was drunk.:/


Lol they're probably great hahaha
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