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Old 09-27-2015, 04:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Don't let the bed bugs bite

Just found out last night I have bed bugs. Do I need to burn all my possessions, change my name and move to Mexico?
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Old 09-27-2015, 10:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I think you just need to heat up everything in your house to like 200 degrees for a day or so. They have companies that do this.



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Old 09-27-2015, 11:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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call a pest control company and have them make meth in your house.
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Old 09-27-2015, 03:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2015, 05:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I thought I was the only one buggin you in bed?!
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Old 09-29-2015, 03:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Pick up some skank with the crabs and they'll attach themselves to her crotch looking for companionship.
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Old 09-29-2015, 04:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2015, 06:49 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I caught bed bugs before... from black people in the mental hospital .

You need to get anything cloth off the floor, clean up as much as you can, and spray the fuck out of their nesting areas every day.
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Old 10-01-2015, 01:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Oh yes, it must have been the black people. Nobody likes you HP, you should just go away.
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I thought that was kind of odd too.
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I bet they told their friends they got the bed bugs from a greasy wop..... and the circle of life continues......
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Let's Chill's avatar is a bed bug, isn't it?



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