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Old 12-29-2015, 12:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My Retirement Thread

I now have less than 1 year until retirement. December 29th, 2016 will be my last day of work. I will be one month shy of my 33rd year at the same motherrrrfuuucking place. I will be checking in on the 29th of each month to talk shit.
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Old 12-29-2015, 01:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Shit...

My 'retirement plan' is making sure when I drop dead I hit the ground in a way so they won't have to close the casket at the service.
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Old 12-29-2015, 02:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Grats stoneric. Retiring and Still lifting. Fucking inspiration.


And Rev you never know what's around the corner. Especially for a guy like you.
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Old 12-29-2015, 03:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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our generation is going to be working until death because of it
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Old 12-29-2015, 03:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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These guys think they're hot shit with having however many kids working it off..

We gotta have 6 times as many. It's the only way.
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Old 12-29-2015, 05:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
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He's not gonna be working any more?!?


Send him to the old people concentration camps in florida!
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Old 12-29-2015, 06:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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There's always the option to go back to the old school way of having your parents live with the children once they reach retirement. I know it's totally not selfish or fashionable to have some old fucker in your den but.. I mean.. I'd have my parents live in my house if they weren't able to retire themselves.
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now I understand your fucked up attitude a bit better. you have been a system robot for all of your life. 30 years of 9-5 with a months holiday and a pension plan. How can anyone work 30+ years in the same job? That's seriously old school.

I hope that you will have a decent pension, that's the most important thing when retiring. Shit to broke more shit to be old and broke.
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Old 12-30-2015, 02:27 AM   #11 (permalink)
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2016 is a leap year, so you'll have to work an extra day. You should call in sick. Just because.

Other than that, I have only 2 words for you... ROAD TRIP!
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now I understand your fucked up attitude a bit better. you have been a system robot for all of your life. 30 years of 9-5 with a months holiday and a pension plan. How can anyone work 30+ years in the same job? That's seriously old school.

I hope that you will have a decent pension, that's the most important thing when retiring. Shit to broke more shit to be old and broke.
I might be mistaken but I think he's a machinist.

If there werent machinists with that much experience, the world would be a different place.
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If there werent machinists with that much experience, the world would be a different place.
A better place, some would argue.
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well some people are fucking idiots, bondi.

congrats stoneric! you gonna start sleeping in every day or you going the early-bird old country kitchen route?
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The last 15 years before I retired, there was a whole lotta work for my trade (IUOE heavy equipment operators - grade-checking <-me). Prolly made as much $$ in those 15 as in the first 25. I really liked the 'checking, lot of thinkin', calculatin', math in the head. (one thing I liked in school, math). All that work added to my pension plan, so, I now am sittin' pretty pretty. Also, I rarely ever bought anything I could not pay for 'now', so I am relatively debt free. I suppose I have missed out on some things, but stress/worry are not among them.

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I'm extremely jealous..congrats, enjoy your final year
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our generation is going to be working until death because of it
Glad I could do my part. That was my generation's goal.
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Old 12-30-2015, 12:17 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Bondi, change your name to: Bondi lame dog. God damn dude, you're always coming off as some hard ass when you couldn't even handle grinding out 30 in a machine shop?
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Glad I could do my part. That was my generation's goal.
you've certainly done an admirable job
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