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Old 06-04-2016, 03:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Send me your Prayers please.


Buying a motherfucking car today and I need all the help I can get!!

Find out Monday if I get it.

Fucking pray your brains out or whatever.

It's a 2016 Kia Soul. Solar Yellow. yes diarrhea colour.
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Old 06-04-2016, 03:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-04-2016, 03:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Good luck, you deserve a new car! Don't forget to buy a gerbil costume too... Good things are coming for you again, very proud of how well you are doing! Stay cool, woman!
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Old 06-04-2016, 04:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 06-04-2016, 04:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Good shit turm...Soul's are legit
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Old 06-04-2016, 04:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Good luck turm! (even though grieves is wrong)
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Old 06-04-2016, 04:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Well not really, it's a fine vehicle.


My grief is purely cosmetic.
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Old 06-04-2016, 05:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Cool! So glad for you! Ain't nuthin' like the excitement of getting a new car! You deserve it!
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Old 06-04-2016, 06:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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When I kneel down beside my bed tonight to say my nightly prayers I will include you being able to purchase this car.
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Old 06-04-2016, 07:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
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One foot infront of the other.

Who's trippin

Not me... Not anymore.
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Old 06-04-2016, 09:07 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I don't pray, but I will fantasize about you driving a Soul next time I masturbate.



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Old 06-04-2016, 10:34 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I fucking laughed good and HARD
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Old 06-05-2016, 06:56 AM   #13 (permalink)
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don't you mean LONG and HARD
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Old 06-05-2016, 10:45 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Youll get the car, lets all pray that Terry gives up scarves instead.
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Old 06-05-2016, 02:31 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I just laughed Long and HARDER.
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So did you get it?
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Old 06-08-2016, 07:10 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I have to get a co signer which I don't have shitty balls!

Going to keep saving.

They said I haven't been at my job long enough and I guess 2000 wasn't enough down payment.

I'll go back in a bit.

The saga continues.

Until then I have to get temporary plates on my vehicle which have 2 year out of date plates because I can't get the piece of shot to pass an emissions test, because the service engine light won't shut off.

Already had work done on it to try and fix it but I'll try again.

Not sweating it.
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Old 06-09-2016, 07:12 AM   #20 (permalink)
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if the check engine light is on and the car doesnt pass emissions, the first thing i would suspect is the oxygen sensors

did anyone read the service engine code for you?
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