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Old 12-13-2016, 06:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2016, 07:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'd go the old age route.
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Old 12-13-2016, 07:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Buddhism perhaps?

There are many a Path in which one can experience the death of Self.
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Old 12-13-2016, 08:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I would eat as many fruits and vegetables as you can and run and exercise yourself and laugh yourself to death!!!!
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Old 12-13-2016, 08:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Wait no...
Have to do this right.

Death by wedgie.

On a bridge.. wire thong.. hooked to a bungee chord...something that will make more of Sir-Ex to love in the end.
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Old 12-13-2016, 09:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2016, 09:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I just sound like a lunatic now.
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Tylenol.



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Old 12-13-2016, 09:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I always felt like jumping off a tall ledge would be best. This way you get to experience flight in a way that can only be recreated by skydiving, and feel something unique before you went.

Aside from that, a bullet in the brain. Quick, painless if done right, etc.

The problem with my preferred method of jumping is, and I'm no psychologist, but I imagine if you are suicidal, the joys in life, such as the sensation of falling a great distance through free air, are not really accessible to you, or seem unworthwhile to you, and therefore I don't think if you we're convinced truly that that was the best option, you would be concerned with what the best experience would be.

And, clever stoneric really put it best, where if I'm completely honest, the way I want to kill myself is by living too long.
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Old 12-14-2016, 09:09 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Just continue to drink irresponsibly. It will either come all at once assisted by an unwilling participant coupled with your own negligence, or very slowly and painfully over time.

Joke threads like this are edgy when they come from people without kids, however, you have far more to worry about than your own selfish fetishes. Go give your kid a giant hug and tell them how much you love them you fucking toolbag. They are lucky to have you and you are way too fortunate to have them.
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Old 12-14-2016, 11:41 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I just sound like a lunatic now.
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Tylenol.
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I waa just reading how tylenol is such a massively shitty thing to kill yourself with. If they dont catch it quick enough there is basically nothing they can do. Takes days to die.

Read a comment about how this kids brother, in a moment of youngteenager stupidity and emotion, downed a bottle of tylenol. Woke up in the hospital, now regretting that decision and wanting to live, only to have the doctors tell them that his liver is toast and there's nothing to do. Spends the next 4 days apologizing to family and freaking out about dying and death. Then dies a shitty painful liver failure death.
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That's bullshit.

I had a friend who regularly tried to kill herself in high school. she ate an entire bottle of Tylenol one day the big econo bottles. We took her to emerg and they just made her drink charcoal.

This girl even ate rat poison!

Still lived.
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^I wouldnt take suicide advice from someone who failed at it, repeatedly.

If I were to suicide I'd do it in an attempt to break world record for longest dance session.
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geeno you have a lot of training to do to compete with psytrance people

also grieves please get over yourself
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also the realest way to kill yourself is definitely not pill overdose. that is for total amateurs
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How about tossing yourself in a pig pen?

Suey-cide.
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Old 12-14-2016, 03:57 PM   #20 (permalink)
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How about tossing yourself in a pig pen?

Suey-cide.
Not sure whether I should hit thanks or finish this statement.

Heard a dad in the grocery store say "I may be a pain but im not a piece of glass"

Was basically you.
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