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Old 01-08-2017, 09:56 AM   #21 (permalink)
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What do you do? That sucks.
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Cremation is the only answer right now. Cant even give him a Viking funeral cause the lakes frozen over.
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Old 01-10-2017, 04:13 AM   #23 (permalink)
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i remember as a kid the difficulty when my dad was trying to dig a hole to bury a hamster in the frozen wasteland of alberta
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Old 01-10-2017, 02:28 PM   #24 (permalink)
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That's a nice dad.
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Old 01-10-2017, 04:15 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Cremation is the only answer right now. Cant even give him a Viking funeral cause the lakes frozen over.
Itd still be pretty Viking and badas if you built a huge funeral pire on land.

That's personally how i want to go.
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Dogs are the greatest and when they're gone fuck it sucks so much.

Deepest sympathy to you, slunt, and may you find joy and peace in fond memories of your loved one.
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I can just see it now.
A great huge bon fire in the back yard with a wrapped up body the size of a human as the police helicopter flies overhead. That's what was happening today as one of my neighbours got herself shot and her friend was taken hostage. Cops all over, helicopter buzzing our houses and even a drone looking down on us.
Woulda blown their minds if they stumbled onto a burning body in a funeral pyre as they spied down on the neighbourhood.
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cremation ...425$
Guy said they've never done a dog that size before
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I knew a dude whose dog died in the winter. He burned over a cord of wood to get the ground to thaw so he could dig a hole.
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The hole has to be about 4 feet across and at least 4 foot deep or the coyotes will dig it up. Ground is hard as concrete and full of clay, roots and rocks. Brutal job even in the summer.
For 400$ I could have rented a back hoe, dug a hole and done some landscaping on top of that...plus who doesn't like to play with a back hoe?
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If it's that cold out maybe you could store the poor thing outside until spring?

This is getting more and more macabre

Oh right the coyotes gah
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