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Old 02-05-2017, 04:16 PM   #21 (permalink)
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The last place I lived was on the same street as one of cities major whore destinations. At all hours of the day there are whores on the street there, which is odd because it's across the street from a elementary/middle school, so in the morning you see little kids walking on the sidewalk, past whores standing on the curb. Often I would catch them pissing or shitting along the side of my apartment building as I was leaving. Or shooting up. It's just a slimy ass piece of society at work. The guys that fuck these girls are just as slimy.


I've never been mistaken for one of them (never saw a male hooker out there either) but I've been asked if I was looking for company plenty of times. A lot of times they ask for cigarettes. At first I used to say "no sorry" ... then "no" ... eventually shake my head.. and finally just ignore entirely. They usually mutter something angrily when you ignore them but I found it better to do that than have that pointless interruption ruin my rhythm.
At least I was never outright mean to them.
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Old 02-07-2017, 06:06 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I've never been asked...........now I'm sad no one wants my money for sex.
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Old 02-08-2017, 02:11 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 02-08-2017, 02:29 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Not sure if she was trying to prostitute, but I had a woman try to get me to come in an alley with her, and I just ignored her.

I was on a bus going back to Arizona, when I was in the Marines, prolly 19-21 years old, and got on the wrong bus out of Houston. It went to some little town north of Houston, called something Springs. There were two old ladies that ran the bus stop there, it was a tiny one room place with a bathroom.

I kept hearing the old ladies talking about the woman, after she came in and went to the bathroom. She had answered an ad for a house keeper, then came there from who knows where, and the guy placing the ad was wanting sex with his house cleaning, so the lady was leaving going back to where ever she came from. She was drunk as hell, she left her sunglasses in the bathroom. You could tell by her stagger and the way she was acting and talking. The old ladies had called the cops on her, and the bus had pulled up, we went out, and was waiting in line, and she started trying to get my attention. "Psst! Psst!" and when I looked up, she motioned to the alley right behind us... then the cops pulled up and started talking to her and put her in the car and took her away.

I kind of felt sorry for her, even though I didn't know what the full story was...
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i dream of being thought of as a prostitute everyday
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i am amazed that the name "tantric chick" has not yet been brought up

she was a truly majestic creature of the night


lol remember when her and herbsie got into that huge flame war...with nudes and all kinds of crazy shit


bring back the irc krew thread
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Old 03-17-2017, 04:39 AM   #27 (permalink)
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i am amazed that the name "tantric chick" has not yet been brought up

she was a truly majestic creature of the night


lol remember when her and herbsie got into that huge flame war...with nudes and all kinds of crazy shit


bring back the irc krew thread
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Old 03-17-2017, 10:10 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Pretty sure the Krew thread was hard deleted.
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Old 03-20-2017, 04:02 PM   #31 (permalink)
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