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Old 02-03-2017, 02:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Have you ever been mistaken for a hooker?

I saw this creepy old man pick up a teenage prostitute in the Tim Hortons drive-through and I was just having a cigarette outside on the street and he slowed down and waved at me thinking I was a prostitute on the side of the street maybe it was because I was by the alley but I don't know has anyone else here ever been solicited for prostitution?;
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Old 02-03-2017, 03:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2017, 04:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I bet fender is expensive

Lol the old man had a cigar hanging out of his mouth and he drives n old gold 90's Chevy. Total serial killer.

I swatted him away like a fly hahaha
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Old 02-04-2017, 04:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm too scary...looking...i guess.
Or maybe it's written all over my... demeanor....
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Old 02-04-2017, 05:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 02-04-2017, 08:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 02-04-2017, 08:34 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I've been asked by sex workers if I was interested in hiring them, more than a couple of times. But particularly when I lived in uptown Saint John, where they are getting hired.

Heh... one nice lady was going to give me a discount because she said I looked like her old boy friend, who said she was missing a lot.

I always was polite in my declining. We were neighbors, basically. After I lived there for a while, they knew I was just walking down the street and "not lookin".

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Old 02-04-2017, 09:10 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I gave one a ride once under the most naive assumptions.

Crying woman walks up while I was smoking asks for a cigarette, literally my last one offered her the rest of it, obliges.

Ask what's wrong, story ensues, sounds like a domestic dispute, ask if she needs help, says a ride to her relatives house would be great. Cool, I can do that.

Ride starts, tears stop.

Crackpipe comes out

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Do you mind if i---

Yes I mind.

It's okay it's my last rock -smokes rock-

There was a conversation in here that was basically her dog whistling prostitution - hindsight.

I dropped her off at a gas station 3 exits away and gtfo.
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Basically prostitutes and crackhead's are the best actors the world has ever known, they can spin fantastic yarns that rival any intentionally recorded drama.
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Lol I picture Sage walking down the street beautiful brunette locks flowing in the breeze.. and a man running up behind with a bouquet of flowers like a commercial straight out of the 80's, and Sage turns around, then BAM full frontal beard to the face!!

Man left broken hearted.. or was he?
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Thats disgusting turm, where? where did this happen?

Where exactly was this disgusting tim hortons with a teenage prostitute?

I mean theres so many of them, which one? which one was it?

also maybe if you could get the exact address? Because thats awful.
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Lol I picture Sage walking down the street beautiful brunette locks flowing in the breeze.. and a man running up behind with a bouquet of flowers like a commercial straight out of the 80's, and Sage turns around, then BAM full frontal beard to the face!!

Man left broken hearted.. or was he?
Definitely have gotten into mistaken identity,
to the others complete embarrassment.
I lol.

That's why they call me the confuser.
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Lol.

The last time was when I was standing across the street from my house, chatting it up with a neighbor friend. We both looked like shit. She was fresh off from work. I had been cleaning house all day. I was sweaty dirty with my hair up with an Aunt Jemima style bandana. Big, baggy tee shirt. No shoes.

2 guys roll up. "Hey, ya'll date?"

We both busted out laughing.

To give the guys a small break...we WERE standing on a corner.
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Also worth noting how horribly depressing it is to see streetwalkers at wee hours of the morning as you're on your way in to work and they're on their way out.
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I was going to an AA meeting. At a church in our city. I walked there for fresh air. The church is big. In the parking lot as I approach there is a white SUV with a woman hanging in the front drivers side window, talking to this big, black dude. He's got this huge grin on his face and all I see are teeth. She looks like a prostitute. A drug addict, thin and malnourished. He was giving her the low down as I walked by, but watched me the entire time..

Obviouse pimp.

In the church parking lot.
Our town is bad.
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Also worth noting how horribly depressing it is to see streetwalkers at wee hours of the morning as you're on your way in to work and they're on their way out.
Back when I worked at the stop and rob, I would work the AM shift sometimes and go in at 5am and would see people drive by, stop at the stoplight, open their door and ralph all over the road, close the door and circle the block, come in and buy a 22oz with an OJ and breakfast sandwich. Kinda tugs at the same strings.
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Basically prostitutes and crackhead's are the best actors the world has ever known, they can spin fantastic yarns that rival any intentionally recorded drama.
I've had an almost identical experience. Woman comes up to myself and my then girlfriend and starts telling us this story about domestic problems, asking for money to make a phone call to her relatives, all kinds of stuff, wont leave us alone. You could tell just by looking at her weathered face she was a junkie. The kind of person thats probably 35 but looks 65. My gf had all kinds of great advice for her if her story was true, recommending womens help groups and shelters etc. She just wanted money because she was joansin' hard. It was sad.

Another time, I started my shift at the restaurant at 11am, and was immediately sent to the grocery store around the corner for something. Walking down a side street, I see this woman coming, hugely fat by the way, and I know she's a prostitute because I'd been solicited by her at least once before. And sure enough, at 11am shes trying to hook me.
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