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Old 03-30-2017, 06:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Habby Birfday Slunt

Have a good one, hope you are celebrating as only you can.
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Old 03-30-2017, 07:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-30-2017, 07:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2017, 08:57 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Happy birthday slunt!

Bet it's a hell of a party
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Old 04-01-2017, 02:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Started drinking and smoking on Thursday night and have just now woken up with an amazing hangover. when I was younger I would have made it til Sunday

Got an Oz of Morrocan black and an Oz of last years Cannabis cup winner to start off Thursday night. 4 of us drank 2 40 oz in the first 3 hours and then things start to get fuzzy...I think I have a broken middle finger and their is dried blood in one nostril.
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I used to think you were full of shit but you're just too god damn consistent to be bullshitting.

* and I meant 'full of shit' in the best way 'full of shit' can mean.
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Old 04-02-2017, 04:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday! Hope you enjoyed it, even if you don't remember it!
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I used to think you were full of shit but you're just too god damn consistent to be bullshitting.

* and I meant 'full of shit' in the best way 'full of shit' can mean.
In my opinion the BEST stories are anchored in fact and spiced up with mild exaggeration. Not this one in particular but some of the other ones might have been enhanced for reader enjoyment.
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So it turned out to be a dislocated knuckle, not a broken finger. Apparently my buddy and I decided to see who could punch harder. Having no gauge to measure power we decided to punch each others fist at the same time...brilliant! Slightly off center on impact and my knuckle must have dislocated. Same fucking idiot...him not me... let a tree branch swing backwards as we walked through the backyard and said branch hit me square in the face, bloodying my nose. Inside of my lip is cut from my teeth.
With friends like that you don't need too many enemies
No broken bones, no fractured skull, no arrests. All in all, a pretty good birthday.
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Having no gauge to measure power we decided to punch each others fist at the same time...brilliant! Slightly off center on impact and my knuckle must have dislocated.
Right. Being off center was the problem.
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That's my story and Im sticking to it
Gotta head out now...I've got a tree to burn down
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That looks fucking delicious,...those candles look Vegan to me...Stoneric can come over for birthday ribs.
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Happy Birthday from Massachusetts
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Old 04-14-2017, 07:55 PM   #19 (permalink)
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You can read in random how I was reminded of my birthday a few days later.
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