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Old 04-06-2017, 03:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You know you're getting old when...?

you wake up and can't wait for the day to be over so that you can go back to sleep.
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Old 04-06-2017, 04:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I feel like that is more just being a miserable fuck than being old.

I say that, as ive felt that way since my teens lol.


You know you're getting old when there is no one on yahooka under 26.
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Old 04-06-2017, 05:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-06-2017, 07:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-06-2017, 07:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You remember when it was called chicken Villa or Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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Old 04-07-2017, 12:23 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2017, 08:06 AM   #7 (permalink)
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when you get an erection and don't know what to do with it, , , , , ,
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Old 04-07-2017, 10:54 AM   #8 (permalink)
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when you get an erection and don't know what to do with it, , , , , ,
When all else fails, soak it in cider.....
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Old 04-07-2017, 07:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
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It's the balls thing. I'm going to trip over those fucking things before long.
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...when you realize your favorite movie is nearly 20yo... Meh
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Haha, good thread. A couple posts made me LOL.

I have subtle realizations of this quite often. But I had a really sharp one not long ago when I realized how foolish drunken folks seem to me now. I suppose when I was younger I was like "Oh they're drunk, and letting loose." Now my initial thoughts seem to be "How can they drink to that point?" or "Do they not know how obnoxious they are/will be?"

(No offense intended to any drinkers. I don't sincerely think that. I still drink, but just find it funny how my first thoughts have changed.)
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When all else fails, soak it in cider.....

tried that. it started acting all beligerent, thrown up everywhere, and then passed out.
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You lose hair where you'd like to keep it & grow hair in places you don't want it, like the ears.

Fuck I'm old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
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Old 04-13-2017, 08:15 PM   #18 (permalink)
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You know you're getting old when there is no one on yahooka under 26.
Just switch the 2 & the 6 & there ya have my age.

I know I'm not the oldest, so there's always that.
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Old 04-14-2017, 07:09 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Just switch the 2 & the 6 & there ya have my age.

I know I'm not the oldest, so there's always that.
What the hell though man. We have three 62 year olds which is probably the most of any particular age of active members.
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I've become more cat-like in my old age, lots more hair in my ears & nose
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