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Old 07-03-2017, 04:36 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I'm at my house in NY right now, I can go to a store and buy a Mr big or aero or coffee crisp any time, border town...
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Old 07-03-2017, 07:51 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Ketchup chips and Diana sauce?
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Old 07-03-2017, 09:49 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Btw I hate walmart, it's pretty much ruined out small buisiness in or town. Our mall is also desolate now. Brutal. Walmart is a shithole.
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Old 07-03-2017, 10:20 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Btw I hate walmart, it's pretty much ruined out small buisiness in or town. Our mall is also desolate now. Brutal. Walmart is a shithole.
But the people who shop there are always so classy
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Old 07-03-2017, 10:23 AM   #25 (permalink)
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My buddy brought over a steak he bought there for a BBQ and it still had a tuft of hair attached to it. In our opinion it was either from a goat or a monkey...had a taste of it and upgraded the species to possibly camel ass.
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Old 07-03-2017, 01:43 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Sounds like a buddy you don't invite back to the bbq
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sounds like a buddy to call if you need to dispose of some corpses
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sounds like a buddy to call if you need to dispose of some corpses
I have a feelin' slunt has a few of those kinds of buddies
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HBD Canada. Spent the weekend celebrating your 150th in Toronto. This place is chill af. When I become an American refugee, I'm coming here. The Blue Jays still suck tho.

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I have a feelin' slunt has a few of those kinds of buddies
And I have a feeling some people would call slunt "one of those kinds of buddies".
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HBD Canada. Spent the weekend celebrating your 150th in Toronto. This place is chill af. When I become an American refugee, I'm coming here. The Blue Jays still suck tho.

Love that "American refugee" part. If he makes it all 4 years there could be a stampede.
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HBD Canada. Spent the weekend celebrating your 150th in Toronto. This place is chill af. When I become an American refugee, I'm coming here. The Blue Jays still suck tho.

Man that was a close call to having a yahooka meet and greet!
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Old 07-03-2017, 08:15 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Smarties are M&Ms... for sake of explanation.
However. M&Ms are also sold in Canada.

They are not those little sugary tabs known as Smarties, in the USA.
I learned today at a Timmy's that the US Smarties sugar pills are called Rockets here in Canada, ey?
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Also why TF don't we have the ketchup flavored Lays potato chips in the US? Talk about an untapped market.
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whenever i go to montana i am required to bring a bunch of ketchup chips to exchange for my free place to sleep
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I learned today at a Timmy's that the US Smarties sugar pills are called Rockets here in Canada, ey?
Yes, sir.
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Also why TF don't we have the ketchup flavored Lays potato chips in the US? Talk about an untapped market.
Ketchup flavored Lay's? Murka doesn't have that stupid shit for the same reason we don't live in igloos. You don't see the Canada people bitching that they don't have Flamin' Hot Cheetos, do you? If they got the Flamin' Hot Cheetos they would soon be overrun with the mud people blubber-lipping and shuffling around aimlessly, shoplifting, stinking the place up, and bouncing bakkabawls on the hockey rinks, eh?

Maybe Murka can trade a few million splibs to the puck heads in exchange for some ketchup flavored potato chips and they'll be all, "Hey, in ten million there's gotta be at least one more PJ Subban, that sounds like a good trade, eh?"

Then fifty years from now when Toronto looks and smells like Detroit and the only way you can tell Montreal from Baltimore is the twisted French all of the mulattos butcher, what's left of the socialist welfare state can look back and point to when it all went wrong.
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Ketchup flavored Lay's? Murka doesn't have that stupid shit for the same reason we don't live in igloos. You don't see the Canada people bitching that they don't have Flamin' Hot Cheetos, do you? If they got the Flamin' Hot Cheetos they would soon be overrun with the mud people blubber-lipping and shuffling around aimlessly, shoplifting, stinking the place up, and bouncing bakkabawls on the hockey rinks, eh?

Maybe Murka can trade a few million splibs to the puck heads in exchange for some ketchup flavored potato chips and they'll be all, "Hey, in ten million there's gotta be at least one more PJ Subban, that sounds like a good trade, eh?"

Then fifty years from now when Toronto looks and smells like Detroit and the only way you can tell Montreal from Baltimore is the twisted French all of the mulattos butcher, what's left of the socialist welfare state can look back and point to when it all went wrong.
Thx, GWB! Completely obvious when you think about it.
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And I have a feeling some people would call slunt "one of those kinds of buddies".
The point was he bought his mystery meat at Wal-Mart...or so he said. It could just as likely been road kill, in which case I might hazard a guess that it was racoon?

Wal Mart has in the last few weeks been running endless commercials about how their meat is now grade A Alberta Prime Angus.
Coincidently there is a missing person report out of Calgary for an old scottsman named Angus...Hmmm.

One of my buddies saw a deer get smoked by a pick up and run over and broke it's spine...but didn't kill it. He got out of his truck with his dry walling hammer and crushed it's skull then brought it over and skinned it out for stewing beef and roasts. One of the roasts had tread marks on it.
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